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being in the old days must have been terrible. imagine being out in the middle of nowhere with a horse, and the horse hates you

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don't guillotine me but...

#i spent $200 on shampoo and conditioner #and my hair has never been better #listen i have 4c hair #coily hair if you dont know #not a lot of products are made with it in mind mostly bc its a niche market #i've tried youtubing it ended up with raw avocados and shit in my hair #all the oils #and finally after ONE use of my very expensive hair products #and my hair doesnt break every time i comb it! #gonna grow my hair to my waist #it will cost a pretty penny #but frankly my dear this is the best return on investment in hair products ive ever had in my life #inspired by my male bad bitch friend

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reblog and put in the tags if you had to be stuck in one month forever which one you would choose. i think i’d pick september

#november #its peak fall #post spooky season pre christmas #everyone is in a festive mood but the holidays don't seem over yet

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if someone brought karl marx back to life the first thing I would do is have a shopping montage to get him modern outfits where I shake my head yes or no to the outfits he picks out but then after that we'd get down to serious business

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garf :3 💜💙

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If you guys were on here at 11 years old what would you be posting about

#jesus #ellen white maybe #thats a deep cut if you know who that is i guarantee i know you by your first name #astronomy #maybe some geology and rocks and shit #i knew the difference between like ignatius and sedementary rocks #magic school bus bill nye

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Here is a list of people I hate

- Disney adults

- Harry Potter Adults

- the chronically online

- People who want to visit Japan

- People who talk about which rapper is best

- the British

- People who only watch anime

- stans

- fan account admins

- that girl in the meme who bites her finger

- Lego adults

#i don't hate fun i hate you #im tired of pretending i don't hate it when people do ^ #i hate it i don't like it i don't think it's cool i don't think live and let live #not exhaustive

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my friend did something that made me angry but it's also funny so idk

#it wasnt very cash money of him in my opinion #but execution was unfortunately comedic #if it wasnt happening to me id think it was funny #its happening to me and i think its funny #but still

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Fighting the urge to ask every man on The Apps if they've even kissed a man. Bc honestly I find them a bit boring if they haven't

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this cup is the new testament in my blood, which was shed for you. do this in remembrance of me.

#taking my homly communion #merry easter heathens and blasphemers

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horny and angry. horngry.

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half of Americans not even knowing more Palestinians than Israelis have died by now is one of those facts that's going to haunt me until I die

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What order do you take pills in?

#all at the same time

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— Albert Camus to René Char, Correspondance (1946-1959).

#always reblog camus #quotes

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