swordtsukiyama

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at a lesbian bar wearing a vampire costume: I vish to eat your puvsy *my plastic fangs slip out of my mouth and into someone’s drink* *I cry and pull the fire alarm before running out*

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this is exactly what I think of every time I see this meme

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Worldbuilding tip for aspiring fantasy authors! Give that swordsman a bigger ass

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I FOUMDH IT

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A long time ago I was in a typography class and I had an assignment to draw a word out of its material. Like writing "Rock" and drawing it to make it look like it's carved from stone. I chose "Hair" and I was proud enough of the result that I ended up posting it online to Twitter. Whoever I showed it to online, I got a weird reaction like "Oh...cool." which was strange cuz I was expecting to get complimented on it. It turned out that no one thought it was a drawing. For months, everyone I showed it to thought that I was playing with wet hair clippings in my spare time like some nasty little freak.

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pride month!!!

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you there. high quality production youtube channel with a team of people. why are your captions autogenerated.

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May 28, 2024 - Protesters against the Israeli genocide of the Palestinian people attacked the Israeli embassy in Ciudad de México, and the lines of riot police protecting it, with flares and molotov cocktails. [video]

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they keep todd howard locked in there

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thistle sticker!

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‘You better not be ninth doctor green screen lightning kill yourself when i get there’

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