symphoniczephyr

[symphoniczephyr]

you can't escape the loving, tender embrace of friendship, dan!

just give in. it'll make everything easier.

and besides, who else am i going to mail pictures of my lizard to?

i’m taking it so personally you wouldn’t even believe.

i might even faint from how personally i’m taking this.

imagine, a new friend not even wanting to tell me where they live!

how else am i supposed to mail you things?

#vvalovvi

[symphoniczephyr]

i'm taking it so personally you wouldn't even believe.

i might even faint from how personally i'm taking this.

imagine, a new friend not even wanting to tell me where they live!

how else am i supposed to mail you things?

wow, rude.

why don’t you want to tell me where you live?

#vvalovvi

[symphoniczephyr]

wow, rude.

why don't you want to tell me where you live?

wow, defensive!

would you tell me if i told you where i live?

#vvalovvi

[symphoniczephyr]

wow, defensive!

would you tell me if i told you where i live?

shut up, it makes perfect sense. you’re just too uneducated to get it.

where do you live?

#vvalovvi

[symphoniczephyr]

shut up, it makes perfect sense. you're just too uneducated to get it.

where do you live?

you’re a dumb dan!

so, what’s it like where you live? because right now it’s snowing here and it’s wet and nasty.

#vvalovvi

[symphoniczephyr]

you're a dumb dan!

so, what's it like where you live? because right now it's snowing here and it's wet and nasty.

that’s even worse! who wants to be called a baby. or wriggler. whatever.

and you’re so dumb, i can already tell.

#vvalovvi

[symphoniczephyr]

that's even worse! who wants to be called a baby. or wriggler. whatever.

and you're so dumb, i can already tell.

and egg doesn’t make me sound gross?

i absolutely refuse to answer to the name egg. what are you a second dave? you should talk to him, you’d both get along seeing as how you both like to act dumb.

#vvalovvi

[symphoniczephyr]

carefreeadvocate started following you

hi there!

#carefreeadvocate

[symphoniczephyr]

and egg doesn't make me sound gross?

i absolutely refuse to answer to the name egg. what are you a second dave? you should talk to him, you'd both get along seeing as how you both like to act dumb.

wow, no, you can’t call me egg. if you do i’ll call you dan, because that makes about as much sense as calling me egg!

nice to meet you, dan.

#vvalovvi

[symphoniczephyr]

wow, no, you can't call me egg. if you do i'll call you dan, because that makes about as much sense as calling me egg!

nice to meet you, dan.

vvalovvi started following you

hi there! for the sake of conversation and polite introductions, let’s pretend i didn’t look at your blog.

i’m john, who are you?

#vvalovvi

[symphoniczephyr]

vvalovvi started following you

hi there! for the sake of conversation and polite introductions, let's pretend i didn't look at your blog.

i'm john, who are you?

#vvalovvi

[symphoniczephyr]

i don't know what to do with you sometimes, dave.

on a scale of 1 to 10 you're a 9, because i'm the 1 you need.

are you an orphanage because i wanna give you kids

i have no response for you except that the restraining order takes effect tomorrow!

#your pickup lines are horrible and you're horrible! #comelydemesne

[symphoniczephyr]

are you an orphanage because i wanna give you kids

i have no response for you except that the restraining order takes effect tomorrow!

#i hate you so much. #comelydemesne

[symphoniczephyr]

dave unironically screams evanescence lyrics while in the shower.

#fun fact sunday!

[symphoniczephyr]

#horror #tw: body horror

[symphoniczephyr]

shit, you've figured it out. now i'll have to murder you.

once you give me the italian food.

i pulled myself out of a bubble bath because i remembered seeing your stupid post and this is what you wanted?

i’ll love you if you stop by with italian food.

#i'll scream if you try anything #comelydemesne

[symphoniczephyr]

i pulled myself out of a bubble bath because i remembered seeing your stupid post and this is what you wanted?

i'll love you if you stop by with italian food.

did you need me for something, dave?

#comelydemesne #i hate you. #it was a nice bath.