#[ and doesn't treat everyone like a dummy and isn't like 'i'm so much better and smarter than you everyone look at me i need attention' ]

[vxctorx]

[ is it really too much to ask for someone to write the granada/book version of sherlock holmes? ]

#[ i just want the version of holmes that is very much human and acts like one ] #[ and although a factual person has actual emotions and can feel joy and sorrow and fear ] #[ and can show affection with words and deeds and can feel for other people ] #[ and who isn't an omniscient god and makes conclusions based on physical evidence that he actually provides without being a pompous ass ] #[ and doesn't treat everyone like a dummy and isn't like 'i'm so much better and smarter than you everyone look at me i need attention' ] #[ and he only assumes others to know as much as he does about things because that's what smart people generally assume in real life ] #[ and although he's a little eccentric for his time he's not just a weirdo who collects body parts for no reason ] #[ thank you for bearing with my rant lol i just fucking hate bbc sherlock with a passion ] #[ and to this day i believe the writers were just trolling from start to finish because they were too dumb to write a cohesive narrative ] #[ and too lazy to even read the books. the show literally reads like a fanfiction ] #; out of tea

[twiixr4kidz]

Hey!! love ur fics!! Wondering if i'm not bothering you but, Scott and the league of exes (minus Roxie) Find out your pregnant and there reactions!

you're not bothering me at all!! i've never gotten a request like this before so here you go!! >:))

scott and the evil exes (minus roxie) find out you're pregnant!!

scott pilgrim:

"oh fuck"

he panics

he's scott, of course he's gonna freak out a little

he immediately worries that he's gonna be a shit dad, that he's too young, that he doesn't know what he's doing

and then the joy sets in

"i'm gonna be a dad :)) that's so cool :)) i love you :))"

he won't cry in front of you but he sobs violently behind closed doors; yeah he's worried, but he doesn't think he's been this happy in forever

matthew patel:

"HOLY SHIT"

literally freaks out he is ECSTATIC

"IM GONNA BE A DAD FUCK YEAH THAT'S SO AWESOME"

immediately tries to communicate with the baby (you're going to have to explain to him that it is not yet a baby)

"what do you mean the baby isn't fully formed yet........" he's a little confused at first but he means well

he asks for your permission first, but he wants to tell literally everyone because he's really excited

lucas lee:

yeah he's a super famous actor, but he's also a sucker for domesticity

he tears up on the spot and hugs you tightly

he's wanted to start a family with you for so long, and now that it was finally happening, he couldn't be happier

"thank you so much for being mine"

todd ingram:

doesn't know how to react

yeah he's happy, but he's also really anxious

similarly to scott, he's worried that he isn't going to be a great dad

he just wants to support you and his kid and balance his career

he gets overwhelmed, but he's excited

his whole world is about to change, but he's glad that you're sticking around for the ride

kyle katayanagi:

"CAN I TAKE THEM TO A RAVE" "since when do you go to raves, dummy"

yeah no he is freaking the fuck out

HE'S GONNA HAVE A MINI ME!! A LITTLE HIM RUNNING AROUND THE HOUSE!! A BABY!! A KID!! WITH YOU!!

he gets really giggly and smiley over it

"i'm gonna dress him up just like his daddy and we're gonna have matching outfits and i'm gonna show him all of my cool stuff and it's gonna be so awesome!" "and what if they're a girl?" "she's gonna be a daddy's girl, that's for sure"

needless to say, he is ECSTATIC

ken katayanagi:

he just smiles

unlike his brother, he gets excited on the inside

he smiles a warm, wide smile and hugs you

he runs his fingers through your hair and he tells you how good of a mother you're going to be

and of course, he promises to take care of you the whole time

he's going to be by your side regardless

gideon graves:

he doesn't react at first

he's always so busy with work, and he can barely balance it with you, so the idea of having a kid never really crossed his mind

he's going to have to sit on it. whether you choose to keep it is your choice, and he's going to respect it. but he's going to have to take some time to think.

after a little while (whether it be a few hours or a few days), he'll have his answer

he wants the kid. he doesn't know how he's gonna do it, but he's going to try his best to be the best dad ever

he's still working on treating you better than any of his exes. and now's his chance to prove that he's truly changed.

#scott pilgrim vs the world #spvtw #scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim x reader #matthew patel #matthew patel x reader #lucas lee #lucas lee x reader #todd ingram #todd ingram x reader #kyle katayanagi #kyle katayanagi x reader #ken katayanagi #ken katayanagi x reader #gideon graves #gideon graves x reader