#“there's a bisexual maybe transgender mpreg” “WHA????”

[autixel]

I've told irls about my obsession with the dresden files and my characters in the dresden files.

I've been called insane multiple times.

I was told by one that they'd use this new information to torture me.

But.

It has been I that tortures.

I that gives psychic damage.

I haven't even shared everything.

I merely have to speak the name and it's a one hit kill.

It is good to be an autixel.

#the dresden files #“i could make a dresden files reference out of this” “WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?” #“dresden” “STOOOOOOOP” #“i could make a presentation” *visibly wilts* #“there's a bisexual maybe transgender mpreg” “WHA????” #“he's got an incubus half brother. they're cool most of the time.” “... and the other times?” #they were cool with the oc stuff tho #but then again the dresden files really are that weird... #I've also told them directly the story I've made is a fanfic :D #they've also failed to torture me with this #I'm too good #I'm too good at this game #i also do this with fullmetal alchemist :) albeit reduced #this message was brought to you by autixel