#♦♦ MCU/Marvel ♦♦ I’m so fuckin’ sick of bats & birds!

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@cogitatis​ prompted: 56.  FAVOR :  for one muse to owe the other a favor. (from Tony)

a comprehensive list of scenarios // accepting

     To say that she was relieved to see an only vaguely familiar face (she’d definitely seen him on television) when the bag was taken off her head was the understatement of the year. Usually when someone snatched her up, it was the government or henches of the last rogue or crime boss she’d pissed off. The handsome goateed man looked faintly apologetic of her treatment from behind an expensive looking desk. Behind him was a massive picture window, overlooking a beautiful view of the city. She couldn’t imagine how much he was paying for it but had the feeling it wasn’t much of a concern for him. 

     “Geez, I hope this ain’t how yah usually meet new people,” Harley scoffed softly, all bravado even as one of the guys that had grabbed her untied her wrists and ankles.  “Seriously though,” Harley went on as she rubbed her wrists. “What gives? Not fer nothin, yer a good enough lookin’ guy not tah hafta resort tah kidnappin’.”

#cogitatis #♦♦ MAIN ♦♦ Miss Understood #♦♦ MCU/Marvel ♦♦ I’m so fuckin’ sick of bats & birds! #ahfehferh i hope this is good #sometimes scenes just plague me no matter how I go through others an dthis one of them #consider it prelude to a favour #maybe some SHIELD or Avenger's shit #honestly I know very little about Tony's business in comics aside from the fact that they took tackling his alcoholism more seriously

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@wcbsliinger​ said: all i have is the phrase “i have a full-proof plan.” beyond that, i’m wide open.

     “Lucky fer you, I’m real good at makin’ things up on the fly,” Harley grinned crookedly. “Contrary tah popular opinion, I’m actually super smart. Yah know I got a ph.D?”

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@dcredevill​ said: “have you ever met the human version of a headache?”

     “Hey, we just met! Gimmie a fuckin’ chance!” Harley protested, having heard herself described in that way one time too many. She may be jumping to conclusions. It wouldn’t be the first time.

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@wcbsliinger​ said: “on a scale of one to ten, how do you feel about nachos right now?”

     “Oh my god! A twelve at least! I love nachos! Actually, I like most things. Shit, I just love to eat!”

#wcbsliinger #♦♦ MAIN ♦♦ Miss Understood #♦♦ MCU/Marvel ♦♦ I’m so fuckin’ sick of bats & birds! #honestly she eats like a twelve year old boy

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@thiefkitty​ said: " you sure know how to make a girl feel special on her birthday . "

     “I mean — i was stealin’ this for tomorrow night,” Harley drawled, hefting the ornate necklace she’d just picked out the smashed counter. “Gotta be honest, though. This ain’t real. They put the fakes on display with the real deals in back. Best case scenario, this is cubic zirconia.” She grinned slyly. “So sure, yah could take it — “ Harley emphasized the offer by holding it out to her. “Orrrrrr....yah could be my date tomorrow night when I crash a gallery opening and score a bigger and better birthday present.”

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  “Oh man, is this heist taken?”

@thiefkitty​ // starter

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@wxbsofhxnor​ prompted: ( shield ) : receiver jumps in harm’s way to defend sender and is injured, themselves (reverse)

     “Oh shit! This is my favourite song!” Harley screamed at no one in particular. 

     In hindsight, Harley would realize that she was typifying the worst traits of a drunk girl. She was the mean joke in a sex comedy, the dumb blonde wobbling on her too high heels. So she kicked them off as she climbed the steps on a small dais that was probably used when they had live entertainment. 

     Harley was an excellent dancer when she had her wits more about her, but being as tipsy as she was, she was graceless, a bit gangly, and definitely not as sexy as she thought she felt. However, this wasn’t the sort to let a gal have her fun, clearly, because by the second song things were being thrown at her. Balled up napkins, swizzlesticks, liquor soaked chips of ice, some of those things she threw back, but mostly she just antagonized her small audience. 

      Idly, Harley wondered if she knew anyone that she could start a band with.

      By the third song the atmosphere had gotten chaotic, and things started to get a little dizzy. Harley wasn’t sure if it were the good old PTSD kicking in or the liquor catching up to her. Two things happened almost simultaneously: She noticed a man coming toward her quickly, along with a beer bottle, one aimed squarely at her face. She braced herself to be either glassed in the face or hit by the man, but neither things happened. Instead her caught her round the waist and pulled her off the platform while blocking the bottle from hitting her. She winced as it impacted on his body, bouncing off by some miracle and shattering on the floor.

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@wxbsofhxnor​ said: ❛  i  never  saw  you  coming .  ❜

     Harley pouted as she stood on the edge of building, a grappling gun in one hand, a shopping bag stuffed with clothing from the high end store she’d just robbed in the other. There were shards of glass shimmering on her skin and clothing. The alarm was still blaring in the distance.

     “What really? Y’ain’t even gonna chase me? I promise it’ll be fun!”

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     “Don’t look! Don’t look!” Harley could barely contain her giggles. “That chick is dressed just. Like. Me. Not now, but like how I usually dress. I can’t tell if I’m flattered or freaked out.”

@arakkhna​ // Halloween Starter

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     “I mean, it’s probably not what it looks like. Okay, it probably is, but I can explain! Sort of. Kinda. Not really, Look — Are we gonna fight or should I just give it back and we just call it squarzies?”

@untamedtempest​ // starter call

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     “Ever wonder if it ain’t true?” Harley asked. Impromptu. A rare dark night of the soul. Honestly she’d blame this big creepy house if she weren’t y’know, already certifiable. “That ya gonna wake up one day and it’ll all be a dream?” Her voice lowered even more, quiet and surprisingly serious. “Wouldja be relieved or disappointed?”

@strangcrdoctor​ // starter

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     “I mean -- We could always team up and split the bounty.”

starter for @deadshe​​

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