#❌|| ɪᴛ’s ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴀᴛᴛʟᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴏʏ 💀 interactions ||❌

[gnzma]

@starlightlightning

"Holy shit, are you okay?"

He's already about to be very rude - and, frankly, he'd have all the rights to be so, considering his current state after a particularly nerve wrecking beat down that included a baseball bat and a goddamn Bewear -, but then he notices who, exactly, said that. Of course he doesn't have half a clue who Elesa might be, but he knows that she's hot.

"...hm."

Hell yeah. Not, fix your clothes. Wipe out at least a little bit of blood from your nose and mouth. Cool as fuck.

"Used to this shit."

#❌|| ɪᴛ’s ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴀᴛᴛʟᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴏʏ 💀 interactions ||❌ #starlightlightning

[gnzma]

@divimperator

He approaches Guzma. And not in a friendly way... "Was I too generous in assuming you'd have some semblance of control over your grunts?"

oh, fuck. This isn't gonna be pretty, huh. Guzma finds himself inhaling sharply, through his teeth, without even noticing that he's... surprisingly tense.

Why the fuck is he feeling tense...?!

"...okay, ya gotta be a lil' more specific."

#❌|| ɪᴛ’s ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴀᴛᴛʟᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴏʏ 💀 interactions ||❌ #lynxmuse

[gnzma]

@lvsamine

[ oh no ]

The rain seemed much more violent than usual. Maybe it was just his impression, maybe Tapu Bulu wanted to make his already awful mood much worse -- but, that day, Guzma barely noticed that. Heavy drops hit his head and back as he leaned on the wall outside Po Town, trying to keep his mind busy. He knew he shouldn't have accepted to meet with her, but he knew better. You can't say no to Miss Prez.

He. Can't say no to her. Even after all this time, even after what she made go through, even as their last encounter ended in a disaster. The fact that he managed to put his foot down and make her go to him ( a cheap way to feel a little safer, as if he truly believed that, if she took a step too far, he would've been able to just get inside and keep her out ) was already a miracle, considering that, once she finally showed up, he could barely find the right words for a few seconds.

Once again, the big bad wolf of Alola was turned into a shivering puppy, his voice insecure and almost forced, his eyes leaving the ground only when she admitted she just wanted to see him, widened in surprise. In pain.

No no no no. This isn't happening again. She isn't going to- He isn't going to fall for it again. Right?

...oh, but it's so hard to say no...

"...Is-"

He almost choked in his own voice. Scarred hands found their way to his pockets, his eyes once again lowered. Guzma was trying his best to seem relaxed.

He wasn't doing a good job at it.

"Is this why-- why you decided to help Ree?" a pause "...my- The young grunt. The blond one.

I... dont' get it, miss Prez. Really."

It was a trap. Obviously so. Last time they met, she called him disgusting -- he knows better than trusting her words, as sweet as they could be.

Yet he stands there. Tense. Obedient.

#:) #lvsamine #❌|| ɪᴛ’s ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴀᴛᴛʟᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴏʏ 💀 interactions ||❌

[gnzma]

@belueberries ► Kahili

🌠

GRAB my muse's wrist

"Fire in the hoooole!"

Every now and then you gotta be a little whimsical. A little childish. Return to your roots, throwing rotten eggs at the League with his grunts. What the fuck ever, y'know? Satoshi isn't around, it's fairly late, nobody comes up in that craphole shitty ass mountain at that hour! They have free range do indulge in a little bit of petty crime and nobody would suspect a thing!

...well. Almost nobody. Looks like one of the Elites is still here - one that has the balls to rush in and grab his wrist mid-yeet, just a second before he splats something gross on the walls of the League once more.

He just. Stands there. Blinks. Turns to her.

Lifts an eyebrow.

...and closes his hands around the egg, squeezing it and splashing her face with the yolk.

#❌|| ɪᴛ’s ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴀᴛᴛʟᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴏʏ 💀 interactions ||❌ #belueberries #q

[gnzma]

@skullzapped

a subtle knock, even if it's one of his funny ones; one that tells guzma that yeah, it's him. and that, yeah, he heard all the screaming and yelling. he doesn't want for guzma to answer, but does wait a moment before gently opening the door. it's been a good couple of hours ever since guzma's grounded ree, by now. ❝ hey, big guy. ❞ a beat. ❝ you wanna talk ? ❞

He doesn't really answer, but he recognizes that knock. There's no real need to do so. Dosh would get in, he knows that.

And talking hurts. It hurts more than he realized. Fuck's sake.

"...hey." he nods, the frozen bag still on his chest, sitting on his bed with his back on the wall. He can say goodbye to lying down for a month. at least.

"Not really."

#❌|| ɪᴛ’s ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴀᴛᴛʟᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴏʏ 💀 interactions ||❌ #skullzapped

[gnzma]

@prisonicmorality

OOF (pin meme :3)

Send “OOF” to pin my muse against the wall by ACCIDENT

Guzma stands still. One second he's just chilling, the next some weird, clearly overdressed tourist is tripping on his own feet, apparently.

Pinning him on a wall like some low-budget shitty anime.

... ...give him a second. Let's take a moment to stare down at the other. Cross arms. Lift an eyebrow.

"Do you fuckin' mind?"

#❌|| ɪᴛ’s ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴀᴛᴛʟᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴏʏ 💀 interactions ||❌ #prisonicmorality

[gnzma]

@skullkxd

they peek inside of his room. “Hey, boss?” A pause. “I … old man Oak invited me to Kanto for a week, and I was wonderin’ if it was cool for me to go? I’ll bring back souvenirs an’ shit.”

"...honestly?

Gettin' a lil tired of old men randomly invitin' a fifteen years old around the world without tellin' their boss first."

People are taking too many liberties. The first time he got that, it was an invitation from someone who he knew and kind of respected, but this keeps fucking happening. Hey, isn't it weird? He thinks it's fucking weird.

"Do what you want."

#❌|| ɪᴛ’s ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴀᴛᴛʟᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴏʏ 💀 interactions ||❌ #skullkxd

[gnzma]

@skullkxd

boss could YOU take your ace pokemon in a fight

"nah yea first of all. no trust me in me? none whatsoever? man, kiddo. you're breaking my heart.

second yea i asked that specifically 'cause i just finished trainin' wit' goli and i kicked his ass."

cue an annoyed chirp that was meant to comment about how he kicked his ass this time. there's a 50/50 chance here!!!

#❌|| ɪᴛ’s ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴀᴛᴛʟᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴏʏ 💀 interactions ||❌ #skullkxd

[gnzma]

@aetherceuse

[ uh oh ]

why the fuck did he accept an invitation there. why the fuck did he approach her. why the fuck did he open his goddamn mouth.

Guzma should know better by now. He should know that he should stay away from Aether - from her -, avoid taking steps too far, not initiate shit with them and react only if strictly necessary. And even more, he should be able to ignore her when she speaks. Keep going, just as he wanted - just as he should have -, not looking back.

Of course he stopped. Of course he did. Like the goddamn well behaved dog he is, any attempt at walking away is immediately thrown out of the window as soon as she speaks, and while he's egged on he tries to find the right words, maybe look for the strenght necessary to tell her off, to say that he just messed up, to apologize?

"...just wanted to say hi. I guess."

He guesses.

Guzma's hands open and close, not out of anger, but because of how tense he is.

"That's... about it."

#aetherceuse #❌|| ɪᴛ’s ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴀᴛᴛʟᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴏʏ 💀 interactions ||❌

[gnzma]

@plumcriaa

"Show me where it hurts."

Sitting on his makeshift throne, Guzma sets aside the bag of forzen peas and the pillow he rested on his chest. The shirt is lifted, and finally he can actually see how bad it is and--

--yea. It's bad. Big bruise and swelling and all.

"...yea this will take a while to heal."

#❌|| ɪᴛ’s ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴀᴛᴛʟᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴏʏ 💀 interactions ||❌ #plumcriaa

[gnzma]

@redlegend

[ :) ]

"Oh, I dunno. How 'bout ya don't give stupid ideas to one of my Skulls?!"

Oh he's. Very mad. Granted he's been on edge for a long while, but apparently this is the drop that breaks the Camerupt's back.

"If you wanna send someone to their death, then do it with your grunts!"

#blastburned #❌|| ɪᴛ’s ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴀᴛᴛʟᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴏʏ 💀 interactions ||❌

[gnzma]

@svndrenched ► Walker:

« oh i know you! i mean, not really, but i heard things about you »

Oh, finally someone who recognizes him! He thought that people stopped telling tourists to fear him.

"...nothing but bad things, I hope."

It's a joke. Half a joke. The gal is kinda cute, depending on her next words he could consider trying to turn an otherwise boring day in a more interesting one... but he has a reputation to keep up, god damnit!

#❌|| ɪᴛ’s ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴀᴛᴛʟᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴏʏ 💀 interactions ||❌ #svndrenched

[gnzma]

@haerith

“What kind of example are you setting for your kids?”

"Oh Tapus, you're really hittin' me with the Think Of The Children? Like-- unironically?!"

He can't help but laugh a bit, as genuinely as he could be.

"Well, I didn't hear that for a while, congrats!"

#haerith #❌|| ɪᴛ’s ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴀᴛᴛʟᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴏʏ 💀 interactions ||❌

[gnzma]

@skullkxd

“Boss? What’s my job at skull?”

"...your job?"

He lifts an eyebrow, genuinely confused by that question.

"I dunno, like. We don't really have jobs and stuff? Unless ya wanna have one???"

Skulls are just. There y'know.

#❌|| ɪᴛ’s ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴀᴛᴛʟᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴏʏ 💀 interactions ||❌ #skullkxd

[gnzma]

"...y'mean chips right-"

#bri'ish.......... #turnecoat #❌|| ɪᴛ’s ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴀᴛᴛʟᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴏʏ 💀 interactions ||❌

[gnzma]

@rocketborn

😠 an angry kiss + 💖 random ► 9. a firm kiss, holding my muse close

Oh he cannot stand this bitch.

It's the third time they seem about to throw hands, and the second they yell at eachother for some absolutely stupid nonsense. Looks like neither were over that... bug thing.

Such a petty yelling match. Such a stupid reason to get upset.

Such an odd reason to end up kissing eachother.

It's a forced kiss by both of them. There's no tongue, there's barely passion. It's as if they punched eachother with their lips for a few long seconds, and when they finally move away from one another, still close enough to glare at eachother, feel the other man's breath on their mouths... Guzma scoffs.

"Damn.

Even your kiss game is traaaash."

#❌|| ɪᴛ’s ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴀᴛᴛʟᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴏʏ 💀 interactions ||❌ #rocketborn