#𝟎𝟎𝟓 : 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘴. ◟ status .◝

[erabundus]

❝  the  only  thing  i've  gathered  from  this  is  that  none  of  you  should  be  ALLOWED  NEAR  a  kitchen ...  ❞

#𝟎𝟎𝟓 : 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘴. ◟ status .◝ #𝟎𝟎𝟗 : 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯. ◟ crack .◝ #( ''do you KNOW what food is -- '' )

[erabundus]

he exists without his CONSENT and he's going to make it everyone else's PROBLEM.

#𝟎𝟎𝟓 : 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘴. ◟ status .◝ #𝟎𝟎𝟗 : 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯. ◟ crack .◝ #( ignore me shitposting i just love it very much whenever he gets to be a little bit silly and annoying )

[erabundus]

he wonders how many additional shots of espresso he needs just to FEEL SOMETHING ...

#𝟎𝟎𝟓 : 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘴. ◟ status .◝ #( had a coffee with a horrifying number of espresso shots today. the caffeine has worn off & now i face punishment for my hubris (headache)

[erabundus]

❝  STOP  memorizing  my  attack  patterns.  that's  fucked  up.  who  let  you  do  that  —  ?  ❞

❝  ... you  know  what?  i'm  entering  my  second  phase.  have  fun  with  the  choir  arrangement  of  my  theme,  asshole.  ❞

#𝟎𝟎𝟓 : 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘴. ◟ status .◝ #𝟎𝟎𝟗 : 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯. ◟ crack .◝ #( i've been reminded that shitpost is literally the entire scaramouche fight in a nutshell ) #( googled it and the first thing to pop up is a screenshot with a picture of shouki no kami I'M DEAD )

[erabundus]

he's  laying  in  a  snowdrift  as  if  it's  meant  to  be  his  grave.  arms  crossed,  back  straight  —  gazing  at  the  sky  above  with  a  flat  expression.  nothing  to  see  here;  he's  only  RESTING.

#𝟎𝟎𝟓 : 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘴. ◟ status .◝ #( he's comfy. he's vibing. sometimes he just does weird shit completely unprovoked. )

[erabundus]

𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓'𝐒    𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄    𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓    𝐘𝐎𝐔 — ?

he  has  a  SNEAKING  SUSPICION  his  results  have  been  swapped  with  someone  else. ( sweet? him? that's a funny joke. )

#𝟎𝟎𝟓 : 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘴. ◟ status .◝ #( he DOES smell nice though -- floral / rain / fresh air scent ) #( so at least he has that going for him SDJKS )

[erabundus]

the insecurity in the air is so THICK he can almost taste it. ( why does any of this matter — ? )

#𝟎𝟎𝟓 : 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘴. ◟ status .◝ #𝟎𝟎𝟗 : 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯. ◟ crack .◝ #( ignore him he's being a killjoy as per usual )

[erabundus]

he's diligently tying A MESSAGE to the leg of a round little finch.

#𝟎𝟎𝟓 : 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘴. ◟ status .◝ #𝟎𝟎𝟗 : 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯. ◟ crack .◝ #( discord down?? we communicate by carrier pigeon now )

[erabundus]

people in GLASS HOUSES should keep a close eye on their ankles.

#𝟎𝟎𝟓 : 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘴. ◟ status .◝ #𝟎𝟎𝟗 : 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯. ◟ crack .◝ #( what do you mean that's not how the saying goes. it is now. )

[erabundus]

he supposes there would be no better time to compare a conversation to talking to a BRICK WALL.

#𝟎𝟎𝟓 : 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘴. ◟ status .◝ #( which conversation?? all of them. ) #( ren sipping his bitter drink of the evening while surrounded by the metaphorical flames ''oh. damn.'' )

[erabundus]

... this is a NIGHTMARE and a HEADACHE in one tartaglia-shaped package.

#𝟎𝟎𝟓 : 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘴. ◟ status .◝ #𝟎𝟎𝟗 : 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯. ◟ crack .◝ #( why are they multiplying why are they multiplying why are they multiplying why are th )

[erabundus]

why would anyone CHOOSE to drink plain, unflavored water — ? on purpose?

#𝟎𝟎𝟓 : 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘴. ◟ status .◝ #𝟎𝟎𝟗 : 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯. ◟ crack .◝ #( plain water is for the sick and dying..... )

[erabundus]

huh. guess the abyss rabies really didn't hinder that particular ISSUE after all.

#𝟎𝟎𝟓 : 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘴. ◟ status .◝ #𝟎𝟎𝟗 : 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯. ◟ crack .◝ #( i'm crying what is the dashboard VSKVK )

[erabundus]

horrified.  fascinated.  mildly  concerned  —  though  certainly  not  to  any  degree  that  he  feels  compelled  to  INTERVENE.  let  them  cook.  or  don't,  apparently.  either  way ...  it's  their  own  fault  if  they  end  up  poisoning  themselves.

#𝟎𝟎𝟓 : 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘴. ◟ status .◝ #𝟎𝟎𝟗 : 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯. ◟ crack .◝ #( huh. natural selection. )

[erabundus]

he  spent  the  NEW  YEAR  avoiding  (  most  )  people  in  his  typical  fashion  —  and  as  far  as  ren  is  concerned,  he  can  only  assume  he  made  the  right  call.

#𝟎𝟎𝟓 : 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘴. ◟ status .◝ #( do not invite this man to holiday parties he sucks the fun out of the room like a sponge ) #( squints at everyone enjoying themselves like a miserable wet cat and goes to hide on a rooftop somewhere ) #( he will watch from a distance thank u )

[erabundus]

... you WISH his problems could be summarized by something as predictable as mother issues.

#𝟎𝟎𝟓 : 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘴. ◟ status .◝ #𝟎𝟎𝟗 : 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯. ◟ crack .◝ #( first it was mother issues now it has Evolved he's experienced the trauma equivalent of seeing in shrimp colors )