#((Luocha vc: What's with this sassy lost child-))

[celestial-narwhal]

" ... twink. "

Was. Was that a child? And did she just call him a twink? Yes, apparently. And apparently that was all she had to say to the blonde, having only given him one whole onceover before speaking, then leaving the man once her work was done.

"... The youths these days sure are bold. How... strange."

Needless to say, he's flabbergasted, if not a touch affronted. However, he is a mature and courteous adult. He will not rise to the provocations of a teen. Nope. He will not. He will not.

... How dare she insinuate such a thing [gay gasp] ?!?!?

#simplemerchant #merchanthotline (luocha asks) #((SAM.)) #((HE'S CLUTCHING HIS PEARLS HE'S SO OFFENDED)) #iiguess #((Luocha vc: What's with this sassy lost child-)) #crack tag tbd