#iiguess

[thegatesofinfinitespace]

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baps seraph

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#iiguess #;shattered angeloid #;azure entity #hellscythearts #((COULDNT STOP LAUGHING WHILE DRAWING THIS LMAO #my art

[splinter-sister]

✏️ for Edeline/Monarch or Sam? :0c

Send ✏ for me to draw your muse

#art #iiguess

[fantomevoleur]

" ... why is there an advertisement about how date-able you are. "

"How else am I supposed to draw in more customers to Leblanc?" It's not technically selling himself, but advertising better customer service if anyone happened to show romantic interest in the teenage barista.

That's how he saw it! And his mind won't be changed!

#ic #Akira #iiguess #crack #((Sam help him #save him....Sam #Sam....please save him #there are BETTER WAYS!!))

[renegaderobotics]

" and? doesn't stop you from needing proper support. even miss silk agrees! "

Looks back down at his chest.

"I donno! I think everything is held up pretty well under here!" Knocks on his chest. It doesn't sound hollow at all. It sounds jam packed under there.

#gentle giant [hornman] #iiguess

[everlastiingiimmortals]

...Something happened. There is an idiot afoot.

#//everlasting; (IC) #//cogito ergo sum; (RATIO) #//a glance across the universe; (DASH COMM) #spaced-out-muses #iiguess #SAM WHY

[overx]

" uh, yeah? that's exactly like a bra? a very thick bra to protect your boobs? "

".................................."

"....they're not that big are they?"

#;arsenal ace #iiguess

[chibitantei]

@iiguess sent:

Sam adds a little birthday hat on Naoto's head!

And another one! And another! And anoth—-

( Naoto would soon find a small tower of birthday hats growing on her head. Will Sam stop? Perhaps. Will Naoto have to tell her to? Probably.

Happy birthday...? )

Naoto's Birthday | Open

There were a lot of hats. On her head. Not on her newsboy hat, thankfully, but still, that was a lot of hats.

Naoto feared the moment she shook her head, spoke or blinked, the Leaning Tower of Hats would come crashing down and cause a mess. Her slice of cake remained uneaten because of this fact. Maybe this was her plan all along, or Sam really wanted to stack hats on her head.

Somewhere, there needed to be a Hat Simulator game.

“...”

...She needed to sneeze.

#Ask Status: Answered #iiguess #v: Seeker of Truth #Event: Naoto's Birthday #(thank you sam) #(this needs to go into the louvre)

[phantomuheist]

@iiguess replied to this: " just ask him out already, kurusu. "

"..."

A sip of his drink.

"Sure thing, lemme get an ouja board ready or wait for him to come back from the afterlife. It's so easy, isn't it?" He's so disappointed in you, Sam.

#iiguess #crack; #he's just :I 'sure Sam. sure' #dksksksk

[thegatesofinfinitespace]

@iiguess asked:

" hey psi? can i get a hug? "

Sam's voice sounds tired.

He'd been prepared to greet her with as much jovial candor as he always had, but his smile freezes in place-- if just for a moment. It brightens after a pause as if to mask the stall, arms opening wide to intercept.

"Of course you can!" A laugh. To hide the lump in his throat. "You don't need to ask, nerd, I'm not gonna pop if you take me by surprise."

As soon as she's caught in his bear hug and unable to see his face, though, his grin drops.

"...You good, Sam?"

#;shattered angeloid #iiguess #((she's never asked that before so he's immediately going -ALARM BELLS- #((and trying to stay chill about it #[mobile post]

[celestial-narwhal]

" ... twink. "

Was. Was that a child? And did she just call him a twink? Yes, apparently. And apparently that was all she had to say to the blonde, having only given him one whole onceover before speaking, then leaving the man once her work was done.

"... The youths these days sure are bold. How... strange."

Needless to say, he's flabbergasted, if not a touch affronted. However, he is a mature and courteous adult. He will not rise to the provocations of a teen. Nope. He will not. He will not.

... How dare she insinuate such a thing [gay gasp] ?!?!?

#simplemerchant #merchanthotline (luocha asks) #((SAM.)) #((HE'S CLUTCHING HIS PEARLS HE'S SO OFFENDED)) #iiguess #((Luocha vc: What's with this sassy lost child-)) #crack tag tbd

[fantomevoleur]

Bap. Bap. Bap.

...

Bapbapbapbapbapbapbap—-

(^Sam booping Akira)

Oh god, oh geez, was this karma biting him back for the time he kept bapping Morgana's little kitty head? Extreme nose booping!? By the way it kept scrunching inward, Akira knew he wouldn't last much longer.

"Sam, Sam, Sam, SAM, SAM, SAM, SAM, OKAY SAM I GET IT!!" His arms flailed in retaliation and as a means of distancing himself from the other. The urge to bite her hand remained very strong too, but an impulse decision like that meant potential consequences.

"Sheeeeesh. Those are some intense baps..."

#ic #Akira #iiguess #((IT'S TIME FOR BUTTON MASHING AKIRA EDITION xD))

[renegaderobotics]

" really? wow, i didn't know about that. but hey, even if there's nothing underneath, we can still have something on top, right? i'm sure i can ask miss silk to help out, too! "

"Sure! If it can fit over my shoulder plates, then it could work."

This is a bot who owns no clothing.

#gentle giant [hornman] #iiguess

[justiceburst]

💸 aND ANOTHER ONE--

💸- A random icon you click on without looking!

mona's folder was open this time!

#request received || asks #iiguess

[everlastiingiimmortals]

@iiguess asked:

A hand raises to point at the blonde man in the distance. Standing next to him, Sam looks up at the general, expression neutral--nonchalant, even.

" is that your hoe? "

Oh no. Unprompted. Always accepting!

The general tilts his head at the question, a flicker of amusement crossing his gaze. "What an uncouth way to refer to someone," he murmurs, "calling them a farming tool. Tell me -- what do you mean by that, Sam?"

There is absolutely no indication of whether or not he is actually aware of what Sam is asking him.

#//everlasting; (IC) #//the dozing general; (JING YUAN) #//an answer sought; (ASK) #iiguess #((SLAMMY WHY)) #((HIS DEFAULT IS TO CHOOSE VIOLENCE OH NO SLAMMY WHAT HAVE YOU D O N E))

[overx]

V I . VI YOU BROKE MY NOTES--

"Ha! That'll teach you to mess with me."

He seems a little too proud of this.

#;arsenal ace #iiguess

[chibitantei]

What a terrible day to have eyes...

#iiguess #(sorry she had to be obnoxious) #Dash Comm: Backup Needed