#* if any of the Hermie Retcons™️ have been explained in a teen talk or smth know i dont have access to tjem pls dont clown me

[ccatgiri]

imo the fact that hermie was born a teenager but also didn't know he was adopted implies that scam gave him false memories of having a childhood (and maybe he lost them/realized they were fake after finding out his true nature?? origin of the 'the man who stole my childhood' line and why hermie suddenly hates scam so much??? but i digress)*

which in turn makes me think he gave hermie's adoptive parents false memories of having raised him all his life. because 1) come on, it's scam and 2) i doubt they would've deemed it necessary to hide hermie's adoption from him if they'd adopted him as a full teenager

which IN TURN makes me think what if hermie's parents lost their memories of him after the original hermie died and then hermie2 comes 'back home' but his parents don't know who he is? there doesn't seem to be a trace he ever existed in this house, even? what are we thinking gang

#dndads #hermie unworthy #hermie the unworthy #i do not think this Canonically Happened bc hermie wasnt a serial killer in the epilogue. which i think wouldve happened if this happened #but consider it a Bad Ending route for him or smth. i like tormenting tje creature we should do it more #* if any of the Hermie Retcons™️ have been explained in a teen talk or smth know i dont have access to tjem pls dont clown me #also im more powerful than the burch man so my version of events is more real anyways/j #meowsings #ccatgiri #<- content tag bc u better believe im revisiting this later