#3) it sounds so gross

[anotherpapercut]

sorry if this is extraordinarily pretentious but I do think it's wild that lobe piercings count as piercings in the same way a lip piercing does. it feels wrong. I have never thought of ear piercings as real piercings it seems like you should just be born with those right like they should be just in there naturally

#i have had my lobes pierced 3 times so like i have 6 extra holes in my ears but theyre closed and if they werent i dont think id count them #because its just a lobe piercing? if you can get it as a whole ass baby it doesnt count to me jfksvsjsbdbd SORRY if this is mean its just #its SO normie. which isnt a bad thing just in my mind that makes it not count sjbsjsbs #just like if i say i have 3 piercings and I'm talking about on my actual face and then someones like oh i have 2 and its just their lobes #im gonna be like hm ok #anyway umm this is all to say that I'm sorry but if you have no facial piercings at all i am always going to think youre boring #and i dont mean that in a mean way. we need boring people to make the rest of us look cool #just funny to me when people are like oh no facial piercings seem so risky and scawy like have u seen an 80 yr old womans lobe piercings #those mfs may as well have been stretched for gauges. also ear piercings seem to get infected more ime #also ive seen people have their earrings fully ripped out but never a facial piercing unfortunately #also i can't think of anything more metal than that lmfao. that sounds gross and painful but sick as FUCK

[keeps-ache]

currently in possession of the urge to yell very very loudly(positive) but i am an adult in an echoey house with family that would send me to the onion vault if i did

#just me hi #i'll just do it here give me a seccy :3 #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #AAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! ???????????????????? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #GGGUHGURHUGHOHUORHGOIRHSVBHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #AH. AHAH. A. #okay i did it hfvhs :33 :D #~+~+~ i am full of dinner mints ~+~+~ #/one of the best candies btw they are. so good #//the onion vault isn't real i made that up but i would get banished to it anyway hfshf #they would be completely justified in doing so as well. i would do the same Hfbvsh #honey you can't be yelling in this house we all have the Itcher in our ears i think lmao #ou that one sounded gross.. i read it with my eyeballs so i hope you don't mind if you do too fbshd #//okay.. now i'm going to try to do something right now.. okay? okay! if i am back here again in the next 2 hours with no update on that... #just send me to the onion vault for goodness sake hfvbsfhs #tOOdles !! ~+~

[milkbreadtoast]

I messed up Clotted's order 3 times (on purpose <3 it was gonna be 4 but i accidentally made the last one right??) and he finally ordered a gross sounding blueberry mint choco jelly cake and not only did he love the ugly ass cake I gave him but he said HE WANTS TO COME BACK FOR MORE??? BTCH YOUVE BEEN HERE 4 TIMES AND I KEPT FKING YOUR ORDER UP ON PURPOSE💀💀💀 I CANT STOP LAUGHINGDNBCNF

#LIKE IT WOULDNT BE THIS FUNNY IF I HADNT REPEATEDLY MESSED UP HIS ORDER KDJFKD #btch this shop has quality control problems and the baker is out to get u #and ur still coming back for more... #and even want them to come to the republic... #hes in love w me theres no other explanation /J #OK FOR CONTEXT THE REASON I KEPT MESSING UP IS BC I WANTED TO SEE HIS EXTRA DIALOGUE CKDBD #i wanted to annoy him <3 #and the reason i wanted to mess the last one up is HIS ORDER SOUNDED GROSS I WANTED HIM TO ORDER A DIFF ONE #(i also wanted to see if hed give me 4 stars so i put 1 less jelly than he asked) #BUT IT WORKED... HE LOVED IT... 💀💀💀 #ive concluded that clotted has terrible taste #and a sugar addiction #and hes too nice and forgiving 😩 #also i cant stop laughing at the ''dont be surprised if i come back for more haha'' #ENOUGHH #BITCH I AM SURPRISED😭😭😭 #im actually gonna miss him im sad he wont be actually back😔 #clotted cream cookie #crk

[heycoyotegirl]

what would ben/devi/paxton’s ship name be? personally leaning towards penvi because it sounds like it should be short for “penis envy” which i think is funny

#tho it might be too close to benvi so panvi might be better (kinda sounds like pansy so still funny) #other contenders include bevton and daxten #benvi #daxton #ben gross #devi vishwakumar #paxton hall yoshida #never have i ever #nhie #to my beloved anons: don’t worry i got your asks and i’m working on answers. i just had to make a dumb post first <3 #my post

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

MACCC!! for the fanfic ask game thing. ummm i don't know a specific word 2 send but i am intrigued. eyes emoji. (<<on computer and do not want 2 look up emojis just to copy/paste one) what r u writing!!! what's ur fav passage in it so far!!!! i wanna hear abt ur writing!!!!

omg whiskey i forgot we were not mutuals while i was in my fanfic writing arc. omg. i have not written a fic since we became mutuals holy shit !!!!!! absolutelyly insane . ANYWAY i write about my ocs all the time and also silly little self indulgent stories that i dont share bc theyre just for me. BUT. CURRENLTY. i missed writing fics so i am in a months long hiatus of a fic for mission to zyxx which is a silly improv comedy podcast that i was super into right before i got into trigun !!!!!!!! its my beloved ever. however the trigun brain worms overtook me before i finished my fic and i have not gone back to work on it much :( i WANT to finish it tho bc the fandom is very small annnd i literally read every single fic in the ao3 tag in the span of like a week. i need 2 add to it.

ANYWAY basics of the fic (spoilers for mission to zyxx incoming !!) :

the main character has a bug egg laid in his eye and throughout all of season 2 it just grows in his eye and makes it look all fucked up until the s2 finale where the egg hatches and another character pulls his eye out before the bug makes his head explode. << its not as fucked up as it sounds bc this is a full comedy podcast so everything is played for goofs and this moment only lasts a total of like 6 seconds but i am a sucker for body horror especially when it involves gross bugs so !!! i am judt rewriting that scene with my own headcanons ans making it scary and emotional 😌 hi my names mac ghostiezone and i love horror and gay people.

I HAVE TO REREAD MY ENTIRE WIP TO FIND A PART TO POST i cant believe ur making me do this (<< THANK U I HAVE NOT LOOKED AT IT IN WEEKS) apologies in advance for my setup i like 2 write on my phone in the middle of the night so my google docs is in perma-darkmode:

<< we love an alien mind contrrol parasite that makes a usually cowardly docile character behave like a monster 😌😌😌😌

#oh no im feeling the shame of posting a fic involving characters with stupid silly names. #anyway this is sooooo non-canon compliant i just wanted an excuse to be self indulgent and write about fucked up bugs #have u ever heard of leucochloridium. #its a type of parasite that lives in snails eyes and makes them all banded and pulsing to attract birds to eat the snail <3 #its what i based the bug eye off of so it behaves in a similar way. hehehehehe. #linked a video to the snail parasite in the descriptiion for the fic i cant wait for people to be so disgusted bc of me >:] #something about me is i love 2 put weird gross biology in fics literally all the time forever #THANK U WHISKEY. GOD I NEED 2 FINISH THIS #i haaaate posting my writing eith no context bc it makes me self aware of how silly it sounds. but also i like 2 talk about my writing #whiskey u missed my fanfic phase i wrote about cwilbur so fucking much my favorite guy ever #SOMETHI G ABOUT ME IS THAT I LOVE 2 TALK ABOUT SEA CREATURES IN MY WRITING #NOTICE I FUCKING MENTION A CUTTLEFISH IN A UNIVERSE WHERE CUTTLEFISH DO NOT EXIST AND ARE NEVER BROUGHT UP EVER #im incurable. fish are too interesting #i use used to use dead fish eye metaphors in descriptions of ghostbur sooo much . #<< unsettling ghostbur is/was my biggest agenda when i was making dsmp content #ANYWAY. THANK U #I LOVE U #friends!!! #asks #anachronistic-falsehood

[soup-or-who-lock]

Ted Lasso Wednesday Thoughts!!! Rebecca's Dutch pal seems....he seems like a fella who could possibly be called Rupert...not that he seems like Rupert, just seems like A Rupert. And he would be a swell New Rupert lmao

Jamie taught his grandad to ride a bike, to honor Jamie's grandad's grandad. pardon me while I'm sobbing.

"You fellas say pillow fight one time and we're never watching a movie again" or whatever Ted said

Arguably my single most important thought ever? Ted got reverse-Princess-Bride-d. (To "get Princecess-bride-d" one would be served 1 of 2 glasses, both of which have Substance. a reverse-Princess-Bride situation is that you think both glasses have Substance, but neither does.) And neither of them referenced the Princess Bride??? The Beard serving glasses of tea with Something in it scene was so Dread Pirate Roberts and that's such a Ted/Beard movie!!! I'm hurt and shocked and offended not to have had them mention it.

#i say Substance b/c i'm not 100% sure if it's supposed to be weed or mushrooms or something else that idk about #(i'm much more a ted than a beard if you catch my drift) #in regards to the dutch fella's name i just simply think it would be funny!! I think they should do that and then the media can #call gross rupert Old Rupert (as they called our rebecca Old Rebecca) however i would also accept Crusty Rupert #ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #ted lasso season 3 #ted lasso wednesdays #and im gonna go ahead and hide my last prediction deep in the tags which is #i don't get the feeling Trent is capital-G-Gay (given that he didn't say he's gay he just came out and he's closer to a woman than ever) #it sounds like he's bi and still married the difference is that he's accepted himself and so has his wife (or whatever they are) #and naturally many bi people use gay either as their preferred label or an umbrella term so if that is trent's preference then that's lit #i just think he might actually be bi and happily married #and while i think trent and ted are in LOVE i just want them both/each to be happy #jinkies this is a lot of tags. b/c surprising no one i have many feelings about the theodore lasso show #anyway i don't think i'm being eloquent but i loved this episode i loved it i love trent and colin and keeley and i love this show #i also could felly be completely wrong about trent being bi and that would be a-okay by me!! i just kinda mean to say that while he is #decidedly LGBT and decidedly interested in men he didn't say that he's not into women. hope i'm making sense

[airbenderedacted]

Thank god vyvanse + sleeping on flights exist bc some jackass with fireworks did NOT let me sleep last night 8')

#nearly all of them made no sound OTHER than the pop of the explosion i was fr worried they were gunshots for a while there 😭😭😭😭💢 #the intervals between them sucked so bad too like hrhdkjfjds anywhere from 5 seconds to a few minutes to 10-15 mins apart #bro said NOBODY'S ALLOWED TO GO BACK TO DOZING OFF goddamn!!!!!!!! #& the 3 or so in v rapid succession when i went to the front to see if i could see fireworks made my heart recede into my chest like thnx😭 #aough #so gross

[markedbyindecision]

aromantics who write romance and asexuals who write smut are the backbone of our society

#saf speaks #hi i may be one of you #idk i think it’s one of those ‘am i not attracted to anyone or have i just not spent time with anyone other than my family for like a month’ #moments. and also ‘do i not want a relationship bc i’m just not interested or am i just scared of commitment and putting in work’ #also every day michael from the good place is righter and righter about how kissing is just smashing your mouth holes together #like seriously why do people do that #i genuinely cannot imagine enjoying that ever it sounds so gross to me?? #maybe delete later it’s 3 am my thoughts are silly #also for someone who may not want a relationship if that’s true i sure spend a lot of time watching and thinking about fictional relationshi #ps

[bones-n-bookles]

Venty vent oooooo

CW for disordered eating

#why is eating. so. fucking. hard. #i was doing FINE on my trip #and then suddenly im back home and just. can barely put a damn thing in my stomach. #theres no Thoughts accompanying it #just Every Single Food Item looks Absolutely Horrible and trying to nibble on things even is gross #yesterday i had. 3 sips of coffee and a few gulps of mango juice. #today i am at work and managed most of a sleeve of thin mints; some more mango juice; and like. not even two bites of a pancake #MY BODY IS SO HUNGRY AND IM SO NAUSEOUS #im doing less physically demanding work than usual today which is like. good and bad ig #im not suffering too bad but also if i were then mAYBE I COULD MF EAT #idk im just. frustrated with myself. i dont even know whats causing this so idk how to deal with it. #my dysphoria is fucking raging but thats not the driving issue rn and my general body issue thoughts arent really driving it either #they are both happier but theyre not like. whats causing this #i just wanna be able to eat so i can have less fucking brainfog #oh i had a monster today too #idk why everything is suddenly so nasty tho #even foods i usually like dont sound good

[ambreiiigns]

i could not be happier w the way that hung bucks segment went FOR REAL!! i wish it didn't make me cry but like. it was perfect

#only thing that concerns me. is matt being Amgy at the end. what does it mean. is he evil again #like. you know what i mean. is any chance of growth Dead? oh well #anyway i love the heart to heart i love the rejection i love hangman saying he'd love to team up but he Can't he is sooo right. #i love that it sounds like. he's not like. actively against ever teaming up w them or anything of the sort. i like that #if this were wwe it would have been rushed and gross and unfair and they would have like. instantly become trios champs last week #but it ISN'T #anyway. i am a liddol scared now #but i also truly love matt basically saying You Could Fix Us You Could Make Us Better i almosy forgot to say that. lol #and i love hangman taking the chance to take some responsibility <3 you don't need to you shouldn't have you're perfect to me #but i do like that he did it. cause it is fair. i love him so much. and i am so scared. and i'm gonna go wash my face now #nay watches wrestling

[vote2]

Things have gotten worse since we last spoke was so mid lmfao.

#putting aside that its a gay man writing abt two lesbians w one of them being obsessed w getting pregnant and having a kid. like moving #that aside. why did ppl hype this up as a good gross out short story in a found media format. lol #uhm. yeah she ate a maggot infested piece of steak. okay. both of the characters write their emails in the same boring #bleak trying to be poetic ways too also it takes place in 2000 and zero emoticons used?? #uhm. also same exact voice half the time if you didnt look for who sent it then they sound like the same person. lol #anywayyyyssss pass on reading its only like an hour read but still lol. #its so rushed too like the mommy dom character (seriously -_-) is like ohhh no ive made you do too many terrible things and pushed you #and shes done like 3 things. lol #whateverrrt 1.5 stars because uhm the cover and title are nice 👍

[sysig]

*dramatically swipes all the papers and books off the surface of my mind-desk*

#Actually I'll have to pick those up in approximately 24 hours but untIL THEN #This week has been absolute chaos on my focus IS2G #It hasn't even been a full week since my stream but I have been feeling so Weird since then lol #Not in like a bad way or anything just like - heavy flighty lol #The kind of restlessness that lends itself to nothing outside of 2-5AM on the odd days of the week #The universe decided to pull another Happy Coincidence prank on me #Anyone here remember the job that popped up for exactly long enough to replace my laptop? The one I'm currently using? #Yeah that happened again - different necessity of money spending (please let that continue to be the case) - but same coincidence #Practically the same distance and pay too like what #I hate to use the word NPC 'cause it's taken on such a gross implication as of late but like #Who are these Quest Givers and why do they have the exact amount of EXP I need for the next level when I Really Need to boss fight #I've also been getting back into Stardew Valley which has been great fun - I actually made it to Lv 25 in the Desert Mines! #I got a lot of things very quickly actually - I'm on Year 3 but over the course of like a season and a half I upgraded and acquired a bunch #Got the gold scythe and Iridium pick and the beets and my first fish pond and the Slime Ring!! Gods the Slime Ring #Makes my Slime Hutch about 1000000% easier #Oh yeah and two more Prismatic Shards and a Dino Egg (one hatched and one in the incubator) and the basement #Popping off is basically what I'm saying and doing and being and having #It's weird to return to the real world afterwards tho lol my schedule is so shot #Also not me setting a new alarm the other day and it going off and I'm just like ''Oh this is a pretty track I haven't heard this one yet'' #Running around trying to keep from accidentally shutting it off 'cause it's pretty and sounds nice against the late autumn day #Luckily I set it early enough that I recognized what was happening before the Actual actual time hit lol #SDV #WPSDV #WPVG

[isa-ghost]

me watching all the jse people flood back to my notes/inbox from the depths of lurking and newbies following me bc of shitposts & hype about the probably-distant future, and then looking at how almost 3 years of tryharding to get dsmp mutuals/friends has gotten me like... 2 acquaintances, even during the most active times in the fandom

man, it really is true that most people cant escape whatever their blog “mained” first huh 🤪

#this is a rant/vent kind of i guess #dont reblog is what im saying #but uh #i mean ive always been multifandom i just hyperfixed on the egos #and im not trying to escape the jse community ofc #actually this post is more like. praising the jsec for being so?? involved and friendly? whereas in my exp the dsmp fandom is..... #prob triple the amount of people than the jsec and yet its fuckin crickets. talking to ppl hasnt made any friends #shitposting does nothing predictions abt lore has done nothing memes do nothing. like. ive been so involved in stuff and nah. #its like that meme where the people at the party are staring at you in mild disgust #and a lot of them prob wont even like you bc the fandom is so opinionated abt dif ccs and interpretations of story and whatnot?? #idk how to describe it without sounding like the gross kid bitching that he cant make friends w the ''pretty popular girls'' or smth #but like. the same things i did that got me SO MANY friends in the jsec has done fuckall in the dsmp fandom #like how the fuck do you make friends in there seriously bc nothing has done much even when i keep trying to talk to people #i end up just feeling like im annoying them. basically anyone who likes dsmp whos a friend of mine was/is in the jsec before #shoutout to the jsec for being so welcoming and flooding right back to their fave blogs and stuff when we get crumbs of content abt anything #bc the dsmp fandom has been so distant if not straight up unwelcoming in my exp on literally any platform ive tried making friends on #like shoutout to the 2 or so friends that i Kind Of made in the dsmp fandom without knowing them from the jsec first?? but fuck the dsmpf #tbfh i shouldnt still be salty about not being able to make friends for whatever reason bc most of the fandom seems so toxic anyway but #i cant help but scoff at people who are like Its So Easy To Make Friends In The Dsmp Fandom Just Do Xyz Forehead 🤪🤪 #guess what my fucking guy ive done the entire alphabet and its done nothing for very close to 3 years #idk how YOU did it but it didnt work for me and ive prob done the same shit #luck or whatever i guess #anyway tldr im a little more than miffed that i can BREATHE in the jsec and everyone comes back and new people arrive from little to nothing #but try EVERYTHING for 3 years and meet like. 2 people. in the dsmp fandom. who i dont rlly even talk to much #bc i try to and its a 50/50 if that goes anywhere and i end up feeling like im just bugging them or coming off weird somehow even tho i know #im def not being weird or invasive or uncomf or smth #im very careful abt that #so yeah uh shoutout to jsec i love yall undyingly and fuck the dsmpf bc ive tried it all and even the people i HAVE made contact with i-- #wouldnt call friends rlly. more like acquaintances if anything and i feel awkward as hell

[nighttime-tummyache]

idk how to tell you this mr james cameraman, but the seed bearer has to be one of the worst names anyone could come up with for a movie.

#avatar: the seed bearer sounds so gross #no i havent seen avatar 2 and i wont be seeing avatar 3 bc ill be busy watching sonic 3 #plus james cameramen is a racist so i wont be supporting his movies either