#AO3 and Tiktok rly ganged up on me

[draco-kasai]

Me: Has never read Harry Potter, has only seen the first 2 movies and only sucks up info on it from my friends and things I hear from other ppl

Me a few days ago: On AO3

Ao3: So, listen... this fic with Harry Potter.

Me: ..... sure.

AO3: SO LIKE, You liked that, right? Sooooo what about this one too?

Me: .... *squints* Ooookay...?

Tiktok: SO WE HEARD U MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN HARRY POTTER? HERE'S A HARRY POTTER FIC REC. *Slides over 'Oh God Not Again!' by Sarah1281*

Me: *Squints hard*.... Fine

Me Now: DRARRY. I SHIP IT? WUT? I NEED MORE FICS. OH GOD.

AO3: I'm here for you, my friend. We have ✨a lot of fanfiction✨ *high fives Tiktok behind back*

Me: Binge reads Harry Potter fics

This is a true story. I'm stuck here now. Hi, Hello, I go by they/them, and I don't plan to read the books or watch the movies. 💀 I'm sorry bout that.

#Ive fallen down the rabbit hole #I didnt see it coming #I should have tbh #AO3 and Tiktok rly ganged up on me #and manipulated me like pros #Im not even mad #Drarry is my new fav ship #I had to google the ship name #I haven't had to do that in a long time