#Aiden you doomed that child to follow in your footsteps you know that don't you

[lokilickedme]

Why yes your honor, that is my original monster slayer character based on a mashup of Tom Hiddleston and Hozier’s faces naming his child after an infamous 1800′s feminist burlesque dancer and rumored spy who flashed her boobs at the King of Bavaria to prove they were real, why do you ask?

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#Aiden you doomed that child to follow in your footsteps you know that don't you #Sarah would beat your ass if she knew where you got that name from #fortunately Sarah's out of the picture and Clarissa thinks it's cool so #just don't procreate anymore the world is in shambles and you have a job to do #The Carmichael Addendum #The Magnussen Ultimatum #Aiden Magnussen #lil miss Lola Montez #she gonna be a slayer when she grows up #just like daddy #hopefully minus the scar