#Alfons always says Ed's full first name so he can enjoy saying all the syllables with care

[astrofons-highderich]

If Alphonse had gotten to properly meet Alfons, I think he'd nickname him Heidi, which Alfons would absolutely hate but be too polite to ask him to stop, other than weakly suggesting other names. Alphonse insists Heidi is cuter so always continues using it (gleefully, innocent faced little shit knows exactly what he's doing)

#fma #cos #it has got an alfons in it #alfons heiderich #alphonse elric #i headcanon ed calls him 'Fons since he associates Al more with his brother #but alfons likes that as a personal pet name from ed so never suggests it to anyone else lmao #Alfons always says Ed's full first name so he can enjoy saying all the syllables with care #and most people just say Ed or Elric around them so again it feels special and personal to him #can't decide if Alfons would hate it even more or suddenly love it if Ed called him Heidi too #i have a soft spot for aggressively passive aggressive Alphonse hfhgjh you cannot defeat his puppy eyes even when he's slandering you