#COMIC RITCHIE VIS. ( circuit board to brain with two lungs collecting change. )

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love the side characters of hellblazer because while constantine's out kicking the shit out of a coffee machine, ritchie's a room over like this:

"hurry it up," he says. that's typical of bloody constantine. he should try following a ten-dollar pyramid of prayer donation from liberty, iowa — through twenty different computer systems — to an account in barclay's bank, glastonbury, england. and that was the easy part. this tongues of fire system is like nothing i've ever got into before. "hurry it up" — huh, he couldn't even begin to comprehend the ecstatic terror, the pure joy of total freedom to move — powered only by the engine of will — through this interminably awesome beauty. it's definitely the best buzz yet. not that john would appreciate that. he's too damned tight-ass these days — never been the same since newcastle. still, i suppose that changed us all. we all went a bit crazy after newcastle. wonder why he's so interested in these resurrection crusaders? there has to be a woman involved. john'd go to hell and back if he thought there was some interesting sex in it. now what's this — some kind of interface? bloody strange one, though. they certainly don't want any unauthorized access to this system. talk about defenses — this is a positive minefield of booby-trapped logic bombs. a wrong move here could be fataaaaaal —

#OOC. #i'm so serious when i say hellblazer side characters are 300% more deranged than constantine himself it's Consistent #i'm in fucking LOVE with the art of this era the quantum magic notion was ALREADY incredible to me and then it looks like this??? #buddy i am a robot/computer-aesthetic-loving autistic first and a person SECOND #anyway no wonder this man went evil tbh he had a god complex from the start. even the animated movies nailed that part down cold #still chasing the magic high while john was trying to get sober smh #COMIC RITCHIE VIS. ( circuit board to brain with two lungs collecting change. )

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tag drop for TECHNODEMON RITCHIE SIMPSON from hellblazer, former pioneer of quantum magic, first demon to both merge with technology and siphon energy off the astral planes, and current (pissed-off about it) traveling siri replacement! his song is 'cabinet demon' by lemon demon.

#OOC. #considering either merging him with the vestibulan/becoming the vestibulan OR having major beef with the vestibulan. both fun #COMIC RITCHIE TXT. ( you can't see me behind the screen. i'm half human and half machine! ) #COMIC RITCHIE HC. ( the news reporters reported that i died but all my organs were living on inside. ) #COMIC RITCHIE VIS. ( circuit board to brain with two lungs collecting change. ) #COMIC RITCHIE STUDY. ( maybe they were predisposed to madness. who knows? ) #COMIC RITCHIE AES. ( electric desires had unraveled all my wires. ) #COMIC RITCHIE LYR. ( perfect patient lines because i was in their minds. ) #COMIC RITCHIE RE. CONSTANTINE. ( i won't hurt you unless you cheat. ) #SCHED.