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Manager had to fire our newest part timer because he wasn’t... working? And was being rude and standoffish to everyone. Today manager shows us the angry texts he got from this guy. Apparently our store only hires “weirdos, transfags and gays”. Upon receiving this message I forgot my audience and responded, “AWESOME”, with utter glee. Anyways we’re receiving harassment phone calls

#Con stop yapping #AWESOMEEEE

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It’s really cool how in order to know things abt Salmonids I have to know about ocean currents. Remembering that this is why I’ve only got landbound guys right now

#Buddy and Tattered Tail I love you for not migrating across the fucking ocean #Con stop yapping #Squid 2 the evolution of the squid

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I said I was retiring permanently from splatoon maps but the brain is yelling at me that I need to redo climate zones so I know abt the rest of the world. Buddy if you do it again it’s gonna get retconned at an unexpected moment bc Nintendo does not care abt reasonable climate zones. Unfortunately I’ve accidentally made people who travel overseas and I’m apparently not allowed to keep locations vague in my mind

#why are the splatlands a deserttttttt #Con stop yapping #Squid 2 the evolution of the squid

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A guy walked in wearing a kickass BEWD shirt and I told him that’s an awesome shirt and he goes “thanks! *smug voice* do you know what it’s from though?” Is Yugioh: Duel Monsters fucking niche enough to use that tone of voice on me? Is what is essentially the Pikachu of Yugioh: Duel Monsters a niche anime creature? Her name is written right there on your shirt also. Shall I name 5 other cards while I’m at it? Can you describe me 5 non-Duelmonsters shadow games from the OG?? I should have summoned Pillroach Credit Card. You have no idea just how much I know what your shirt is from.

#I’m not actually pissed just the concept is so funny. why r u being condescending to me my man it’s fucking Yu-Gi-Oh #Con stop yapping #Con goes to the shadow realm

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I booted up Splatoon 2 it seems like the residents are doing great and fine

It’s fine.

#Con stop yapping #Squid 2 the evolution of the squid #splatoon #splatoon 2 #splatoon side order #i played a round of salmon run while i was there um the game gave up finding people so it was just 2 of us #we wiped first wave

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Gaze upon my perfect daughter

#Con stop yapping #6IV Contrary Fomantis with Leaf Storm pre-installed FUCK yes #her name is Pitaya. #Pitayaposting

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typig this out i immediatel;y realized this does not narrow anythign down

#who was that motherfucker. #<- voice og guy who regrets not caring about cards #Con stop yapping #Con goes to the shadow realm

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I love the big stupid grin the kid does at the start of matches they're about to beat the shit out of you with an umbrella

#Con stop yapping #i can't stop using the undercover i NEED the umbrella violence grin #Squid 2 the evolution of the squid

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DED USES BOKU??? And also has the fucking Yo I’m a DJ type speech quirk I’m dying this is. Something

#I don’t know what I was expecting but it wasn’t this I don’t think #HEY PEARL!!!! #Con stop yapping #Squid 2 the evolution of the squid #dedf1sh #how are we doing dedf1sh nation. #hopefully they don’t play it up to an obnoxious degree but we won’t know until we see more dialogue #splatoon #splatoon 3 #splatoon side order

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Is Duelists of the Roses seriously the only depiction of Henry VII in video games

#oh you know. Yugi (Henry Tudor) #Con stop yapping #Con goes to the shadow realm

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what really, really doesn't translate through photos is how strange the lighting during an eclipse actually is. Finally figured out what it is though - the lighting at like maybe 70~80%ish coverage is remarkably similar to the type of lighting produced by shitty old white LEDs on the brink of death. That's an extremely indoors, artificial kind of lighting, but it happens outside, which makes it really surreal.

RIGHT before totality, the lighting shifted again to be extremely similar to what it looks like when you're wearing shitty sunglasses. You can tell that the color of the light is still white, but now there's a weird dark overlay on top of your entire field of vision. I was distracted trying to look at a bee when it hit, and in the moment I tried to take off a pair of sunglasses I was not wearing so that I could see the bee better. And then I remembered that I'm not fucking wearing sunglasses, and it was because of the eclipse.

During totality it was like actual nighttime, right after sundown where you can still see some of the light from the sun right under the horizon, except without any of the reddish hues you get out of a real sunset + obviously the light is coming from above still. I can't emphasize enough, the hue of the light remains white the entire time. It really is like someone is just dimming the artificial white lights in an interior space. So so cool. I don't know why both my phone camera and nikon adds a yellowish tint to all of these photos.

#i tried editing those to look closer to what i saw but it wasn't working so i gave up #Con stop yapping #eclipse2024 #solar eclipse

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Splatfest results like

#Con stop yapping #splatoon 3 #Squid 2 the evolution of the squid

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im not even going to post the full list it has been a disaster from the beginning

#Con stop yapping #Con goes to the shadow realm

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Having another time of it I had an extensive dream about a New and Improved miitopia game. Actual new storyline, more customization, AUGH. AAAAAAAUGGGHGH

#PLEASEEEE #Con stop yapping #dream talk

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Eclipse 2024 in Texas. It got a lot darker, with much whiter lighting than it looks in photos, but I still really like these.

#eclipse2024 #solar eclipse #Con stop yapping #Conarts #yeah sure i dont think i have a photography tag so

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the fucking shark disappeared in front of my eyes

#Con stop yapping