#DALMO PLEASE

[phantomrose96]

Pikmin 4 is good but the 4th area is twisted and evil and fucked up and bad, actually, cuz they make you have to hurt a dog every time you go there.

#me sorrowfully and profusely apologizing to the screen every time i had to #...*cough*...put Moss down for her nap... #literally winced every time i had to fight her #me dragging ice pikmin along to ice her over and get it over with quickly #(to a lesser degree: the downy snagrets too) #(fuck whoever designed the snagret chicks im not evil enough to keep hurting those things) #NOT HELPED by the fact that Dalmo's entries are so gushy #like i went to go read their piklopedia entry and the fucking downy snagret entry is like #'these little babies are harmless and love you ' #DALMO PLEASE #I was literally fucking relieved the first time a downy snagret chick ate one of my pikmin cuz i was like 'OKAY. THEY DO CAUSE HARM. #IM NOT A COMPLETE MONSTER' #but also the fact the enemies dont respawn in pikmin 4 makes this so much more fucked up like #i killed a baby bird and it's dead froever??????? hello???? #anyway #chrissy plays pikmin 4 #pikmin 4 spoilers #pikmin 4 #pikmin #chrissy talks pikmin

[transgender-louie]

hey all !! if anyone recognizes the blog title @searing-alphidshock or happens to know dingo-posting, dalmo-posting, labby-posting, cotton-posting, or prince-peasley-posting, please refollow them !! the blogs were accidentally wiped off the face of the earth and my friend is now tryna fix it !! if you reblogged any posts, etc. that would help a lot too !!

#announcement to my friends #just in case !!!! #need to get them all back ok ?

[bread-bug-number-one-posting]

you are a very cool bug! i enjoy. i do not know what bread is but you! you have a good look! a good feeling to you! i will pat you. *pat pat* hello!

breadbug! do you want to meet Dalmo he is my friend he is very green he loves creatures!

-@wraithposting

Hollly fuckkkk ohhhhh godddd you're shiny hollllyyyy shiiitt pet me more I DEMAND it also is dalmo shiny and buriable can i bury it alive oh please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please I NEED to bury I NEED to dig

[iz-an-avacado-thanks]

About that last Dalmo post, I lied. I'm adding more actualy. Both sfw and nsfw

Call him a good boy, do it, he will fucking melt I swear to you. He is a sucker for praise

Same thing with soft little affectionate things, like holding his hand, ruffling his hair, giving him little kisses on his cheek. Mans a mess and I will not be swayed otherwise

During sex, he is def the type to go nonverbal save for little whimpers and gasps, and of course, screaming your name to the high heavens when you make him cum

Please do not overstimulat, he is precious and pathetic, he cannot take it.

Hes gonna sing your praises night and day, everyone is going to know how good you are to him, whether they like it or not.

He will use you as a way to see the little darlings he admires so much. Whether it be begging until you take him out on am excursion with you and the pikmin, or sneaking aboard the s.s. beagle while you arent looking

Dont worry though, he'll compensate you for the trouble of him tagging along, and you wont even have to put any more into it. He'll ride you, suck you off, hand job, whatever it is you want.

Would def wear a collar with tags on it, one with his name or a pet name you call him, and the other directing anyone who finds him to return him to you

#dalmo pikmin 4 #pikmin 4 dalmo #pikmin 4 spoilers #you x dalmo #just in case #minors dont look

[wraithposting]

what will you do when dalmo wants to go home?

... we already answered this, didn't I.... Silver? Is something...

...

...... Don't ask these kinds of questions again, please. You're making us sad.

[phonesep]

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[iz-an-avacado-thanks]

I want to fuck Dalmo from pikmin 4

Explicits and what can also be considered pikmin 4 spoilers under the cut

Quick note, hed totally refer to you like he refers to all the creatures in the piklopidia. Youd be his little darling, sweet bean, lil sweetie, his cutie (if you're the scary type, youd also be a snarly snuggler). He just, hes so sweet and kind towards animals. He called them all "little darlings" and it just, hes the type of guy to be a complete submissive bottom. He is a homosexual, and a soft bottom, you cannot convince me otherwise. Like, hes gonna look up at you with the soft lil eyes and be like "please be gentle with me" and it just AAAISUSHSJSHSKSJSJSJAKSB. He'd take far more than he knows he can handle, simply because he wants to please you. He totally has a breeding kink too, something about that combo just feels right. Youd see the tears pricking at the edges of his eyes as you throat fucked him, but hed let you go as long as he could. After words it would be soft cuddles, loving embraces, little apologizes if you accidentally hurt him, a warm shower together even. He is the sweetest of beans, and I will defend him with my and my 600+ pikmins lives. Auuuuuurg, I am not normal about this man I am so sorry.

#minors dont look #pikmin 4 #pikmin 4 spoilers #you x dalmo #maybe? #i dunno #ill put it just in case #might delete later #pikmin 4 dalmo #dalmo pikmin 4 #dalmo #i havent slept in a whiiiiiiile #sorry yall

[phonesep]

Elongated Toilet Seat, Dalmo Toilet Seat with Non-Slip Seat Bumpers

Elongated Toilet Seat, Dalmo Toilet Seat with Non-Slip Seat Bumpers

Elongated Toilet Seat, Dalmo DBTS01S Toilet Seat with Non-Slip Seat Bumpers, Slow-Close Elongated White Toilet Seat with Metal Screw Bolts Easy to Install & Clean, No Slam Toilet Seat, White.

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