#Fucker would be into fox hunting but I’ve got animal lover Felix in my brain but he does it to fit in with the other toffs

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I be needing some horse girl Felix in my life it’s not leaving my brain it must exist in reality

#felix catton #saltburn #cattonquick #hc #lets be honest Felix was a total horse girl #He played polo #maybe did a bit of show jumping but quit cause he’s laaazy af #Or dressage haha maybe he did dressage #Boy would need a big horse as well right with that long body #I know nothing about horses but I appreciate the vibe they do not appreciate my vibe as I be nervous #Fucker would be into fox hunting but I’ve got animal lover Felix in my brain but he does it to fit in with the other toffs #I’m imagining Oliver watching Felix ride a horse with his jaw on the floor and a stiffy #Little creep would wank off into Felix’s riding boots #And when he sees that riding crop it would all be over #Sighs guess this is going on the fic list