silly saiou headcanon i have: whenever shuichi gets kokichi a gift he does the thing where you wrap it to look like something completely different. kokichi gets what is very obviously a tightly-wrapped chair for christmas and when he tears the paper candy comes falling out. he gets a gift shaped like a nerf gun for his birthday and it’s a hammock inside. he thinks it’s the funniest thing Ever because he was genuinely shocked the first time it happened and now shuichi can never ever stop no matter how many paper cuts he gets.
“Matthew 18:6. ‘If anyone causes one of these little ones—those who believe in me—to stumble, it would be better for them to have a large millstone hung around their neck and to be drowned in the depths of the sea.’ Perhaps you should ruminate upon this verse, Alastor. Deeply.”
Ah, it seems Alastor's skin is quite literally sizzling. Still, the radio demon does not seem to react. He is unflinching, hiding the grimace and pain behind a well plastered smile as Michael spews his bible verse at him.
He blinks, once, twice, unsettling in his stare down. He is plotting Michael's murder in his head. A million different ways he could kill him and turn him into a delicious meal. However, his head is where it stays.
When he speaks, it is static-y, a true testament to the composure he is trying to keep. "Are you done?"
You look like you're enjoying peoples suffering far too much. For the next 24 hours you are now a little baby mechaniraptor. You aren't as big as Grimlock, or adorably fluffy, but you are fast and loud not much change to your usual self.