#I DID NOT MEAN TO POST THIS YET SLFHSLD...GOD WTV I GUESS

[scanndan]

Jason gifts Kyle some of the cringiest anime shirts ever made because he thought Kyle would hate them, but Kyle just starts wearing them at home all the time. ("What? They're comfy.")

Eventually, Jason gets rid of the shirts ("If I have to read 'kawaii in the streets, senpai in the sheets' one more time I'll lose it."), but Kyle almost immediately buys more. ("What? They're comfy.")

So Jason goes "Oh, two can play at that game, pal." and buys a bunch of green lantern t-shirts. He makes sure that every single shirt has Hal's face on it. ("What- Babe!" "What? They're comfy." "Hal's your favourite green lantern?!" "Have you seen how he gets on Batman's nerves? He's my favourite superhero.")

It's hard to say who suffers more in this ordeal.

Bonus #1:

Kyle buys this shirt for himself and the first time Jason sees it, he has to go on a long walk because kawaii is not pronounced kah-why who even made that shirt?! I can't believe he bought that what the fuck-

For unrelated reasons, it's Kyle's favourite.

Bonus #2:

When his frustrations reach their peak, Jason posts a long, detailed rant about this entire incident in the group chat he shares with Rose and Eddie.

Rose: There are less bizarre forms of foreplay.

Eddie, in the midst of typing his own response, goes quiet.

Rose gets left on read.

There are no new messages for the next 3 days.

#i realise i write my posts like i'm trading gossip over tea #just 'guuuurl get this' #followed by the dumbest shit you ever heard #every month or so i sprinkle some bs confetti onto the jaykyle tag and vanish LOL... tuxedo mask era #jaykyle #quoted a tame shirt bc i didnt want this post to show up on certain tag searches #sorry if u expected a wilder variant :') i promise i've probably seen it tho #i'm also gg to get some very weird ads bc of this post #I DID NOT MEAN TO POST THIS YET SLFHSLD...GOD WTV I GUESS #why does this keep happening to me #why did the save button change to a post button i did NOT mess w that