#I JUST WANNA EAT HIM UP🙁❤️

[jayflrt]

there's a shark in our chapaguri ☹️

#hoon #I JUST WANNA EAT HIM UP🙁❤️ #which would realistically be possible here since he's a fish

[norrizzandpia]

We’ve seen rabid lado’s girlfriend but what about rabid Lando about his girlfriend

Hi hello welcome back to the universe of feral!reader

Y/n’s Biggest Fangirl (Lando’s Biggest Fangirl Part 3) (LN4)

Summary: A look into the times when Lando was feral for his own girlfriend.

Warnings: suggestive comments, language, the drivers being scared and nervous for the sanity of lando and y/n, Alex says “kms” once and its very loosely used plz don’t do anything like that ever ty

Note: Here are the links to the other parts! Part 1 Part 2 also there is no face claim for this its just blonde, faceless women but you can imagine anyone <3

landonorris if i speak….

Comments:

y/nnn oh! so j to fill everyone in, i sent this to him (one of my friends took it on a girls night) he responded back with some very… um… not safe for work messages

- Mclarensgirly leak them.

- landonorris she leaks them and my entire career is ruined fr

- f1fan2024 y/n. leak. them.

- y/nnn guys. yall know how crazed i am but even i wont leak these texts.

- Mclarensgirly 😟

- f1fan2024 🤨📸

oscarpiastri you are aware this is your MAIN insta account right?

- landonorris yes.

mclaren calling the psych ward brb

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landonorris who wants to guess where i wish my hand was

Comments:

oscarpiastri THIS IS YOUR MAIN FUCKING INSTA ACCOUNT

danielricciardo mate…

maxverstappen man wtf im just trying to enjoy my winter break

- f1fan34 MAX 😭

y/nnn lando i sent this picture to you out of kindness….

- landonorris and you think I’d do what with it??? Keep it in my camera roll??

y/b/f_username there’s something off balance in your brain but im happy you know how hot your girlfriend is 🔫

- landonorris SMOKIN. DROP DEAD. MOUTH WATERING. DELICIOUS. EXQUISITE. GODDESS. BEAUTIFUL. STUNNING. GORGEOUS. GOURMET.

- y/nnn why am i a meal

- landonorris cause i wanna eat you up

- alexalbon this interaction has made me want to rip my skin off #vomiting 🙁

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landonorris mommy

Comments:

alexalbon #kms

- oscarpiastri #😟

- danielricciardo #maininstaaccount

- landonorris #mygfishot

y/nnn alr babe that’s enough screen time for you today

- landonorris no <3

mclaren can we live?

Mclarensgirly uh…..

- op81andln4 ok but like… i want him to call me mommy

- Mclarensgirly that’s weird (I’d kill for him to call me mommy)

- oscarpiastri see what you’ve done landonorris?

- landonorris I don’t see a problem.

- maxverstappen GET THIS MAN TO THE ER JESUS CHRIST

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landonorris prettier than the Trevi Fountain 🫶🏻

Comments:

y/nnn i got the notification he posted, got terrified, then opened it and my heart warmed ☺️

- Mclarensgirly HER INSTA NOTIFS ARE ON FOR HIM 🤭

- landonorris so are mine for her tf

mclaren this works

- landonorris I’ll be back at it again soon dw

- oscarpiastri i will never get a chance to experience what true peace feels like.

F1fan2024 get you a man who will call you mommy and prettier than the trevi fountain on separate occasions in the span of a week

alexalbon i like this one!

- landonorris that’s my gf back off bitch.

- alexalbon damn.

y/nnn dw guys i just sent him another pic of me getting ready to go out with the girls

- landonorris BARK BARK

- danielricciardo #whereisthenearestbombshelter

- maxverstappen #itsover

- oscarpiastri #landomakesmescared

- landonorris #youwishyouwereme❤️

#mclaren #f1 x reader #f1 fanfic #f1 imagine #f1 fic #lando norris x reader #lando norris imagine #lando norris fanfic #lando norris fluff #lando norris imagines #lando norris fic #lando x reader #lando imagine #lando norris #lando norris x you #lando norris edit #lando norris fanfiction #lando norris oneshot

[heejayy]

Not sure which jjk char you write for but pick your three favs and please do HCs on how they would flirt with a crush! 😄

JJK || Flirting with their crush

Warning • swearing

Characters • Gojo, Megumi, itadori x reader

Genre • a little fluff/crack

a/n: I wrote this the day you sent the request and forgot to post it I’m sorry babes 😭❤️

Gojo <3

He’s not subtle…like at all but this is gojo we’re talking about

Gojo flirts with everyone so you couldn’t even tell he was interested in you.

He does anything to get a reaction from you.

wraps his arm around your shoulders, teases you and makes silly kissy face towards you when you walk by

You just think he’s being an annoying child but gojo is being gojo to mask the nervousness

He just wants your attention🥹

He thinks your the most beautiful thing that has walked this earth.

“Wassup mamas you look mighty fine today” you rolled your eyes as you pass by wearing nothing but sweat pants and a hoodie.

“Mamas?…Boy bye”

“Damn baby”

But he’s not like this all the time he can be real sweet which makes you nervous

“Hey pretty girl did you eat today?” He asked sitting food in front of you. You shook your head no mumbling a thank you.

When he confessed to you, you laughed in his face which actually hurt him.

Over the past few days after the confession you gave it some real thought and decided to ask him.

“Did you really mean it when you said you…liked me?” He immediately nodded trying to hold back his smile.

“Alright pretty boy prove it”

Megumi <3

He doesn’t flirt… like at all

He’s almost afraid to because he’s scared he might say something stupid or offensive and on top of that he doesn’t speak much anyways

So when he sees you he just likes to stare

he’s been caught by Gojo thousands of times and for that he gets called creep

So they have this inside joke…or well more like gojo has a inside joke alone calling him ‘creeper’ when ever you’re around to get a rise out of him

You just look at them confused and walk away which makes Megumi mad

Gojo just laughs

And if he does flirt it’s more like him noticing the little things about you which makes you very flustered

“You uh- changed your nail color to pink?” He asks avoiding eye contact.

“Oh yeah, you like it?”

YES HE FUCKING LOVES IT

“Yeah it’s cool” mentally slaps himself thinking that compliment was so stupid but to you it was everything

He also likes to leave little candies or drinks near you.

Like this dude is a ninja on the low! You turn your head away for two seconds…TWO SECONDS and there’s a snickers and a Arizona tea besides you with a sticky note that says ‘Eat Me’ (cute right?!)

And you did. he watches as you enjoy your little snack and realizes he’s being…creepy 😅🤣

But here comes the confession— or more like Gojo’s drunk ass slipping up.

Gojo gets shit faced at least once every two weeks and he ended up telling you Megumi has a FAT crush on you

His exact words!

The next day you confronted him and he confirmed it but not without his whole face turning extremely red

It was high key concerning how red his face got.

Itadori <3

This cutie pie!

He’s a nervous mess

He always makes excuses to be near you

You want to walk to the store? He’s right behind you

Wanna walk to the park? Go shopping? Watch tv? He’s there!

He sometimes feels like he’s annoying you, but you genuinely like the company

He can be overwhelming sometimes but you’d never tell him that, it would hurt his feelings 🙁

You kinda figured he had a crush on you anyways bcs he was THAT obvious

And I mean obvious!

he gets really nervous to the point he doesn’t know how to shut up 😭

“Wow y/n you look so beautiful today!”

“Thank yo-“

“ I mean I love what you’ve done with your hair and the way you nails match your skirt, oh and your makeup is gorgeous”

At this point gojo and Nobara was losing their shit in the corner trying to hold down there laughs

He always calls you pretty, even if you just woke up and if you ever dated or talked to someone he’d say they didn’t deserve someone like you.

“He was a jerk anyways y/n you can do so much better, your a gorgeous and smart girl”

Sometimes when you two accidentally touch you take it a step further staying like that just to see him squirm 😏

You still didn’t fully believe it until Sukuna came out one day and he spilled the beans.

“He’s so fucking annoying all he thinks about is you! He even has a god damn album in his gallery dedicated to you AND in his notes he even keeps tabs on what you like and dislike…I mean to be honest you’re not that cute.”

he’s hater…😒

When he came to being himself he could’ve cried from embarrassment and also he wanted to punch sukuna for insulting you.

But you didn’t mind because you liked him back and that’s all that mattered 🥰

JJK Masterlist

©heejayy 2022 — any reposts or translations of my works are strictly prohibited unless granted permission

#jjk x you #jjk headcanons #megumi headcanons #jjk fluff #gojo x reader #ask heejayy #jujutsu kaisen #gojo x black reader #jujutsu kaisen x black reader #megumi x reader #gojo x y/n #gojo fluff #itadori x y/n #itadori hcs #jjk megumi #Itadori x black reader

[ipegchangbin]

HI HI HI POOKIE WOOKIE‼️‼️ I JUST SAW ALL OF MY ASKS LMFAOOOAOOAKWJJSHWKIEJBE IM SO SORRY Z😭😔😭🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🛐😓😭🙏🙏🤧😢💥💥🔫🔫

BUT ANYWAAAYSSS‼️‼️😜😜🤪😝😩😫 POOOOKIE MY PUSSAY IS THROBBING AGAIN‼️‼️‼️😩😫😫😩😩😣😖😞🙁😕🤭🤭😰BC I KEEP IMAGINING BOYPUSSY HANNIE😻😻😍😣😖😞😩🥰DID I MENTION I LOVE PUSSY⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ I LOVE PUSSY IF U DIDNT ALRWADY KNOW‼️‼️😍😻😛😋😽😽 I WANNA EAT HANNIE OUT FOR DAAAYYYSSS‼️‼️😫😫🙏🙏😣😖🙌🤪😛😝😩🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🙌🙏🥰😫🫨🙌🙌🥴🥴😵‍💫 CAN U TELL WHO NY BIAS IS⁉️⁉️⁉️🤔🤔🫣🤨🤨🧐😏😏😏 ITS HANNIE‼️😝😝😛😍😩🙌 THAT WAS TOYALLY NOT OBVIOUS AT AAAALLL 😁😁🥰🥰😻😻😻

POOKIE THANK U FOR THE FOOD‼️‼️🥹🥹🥹🙏🙏🧎‍♀️🙌😩😋😋😋💕💕BC U LITERALKY ADDED EVERYTHING THT I LOVE INTO ONE SINGLE FIC‼️😩😩😩😝😋🤭🤭🥰 LIKR I LOVE HANNIE‼️‼️💕 I LOVE PUSSY‼️‼️‼️😝😋I LOVE VIBRATORS‼️‼️🧎‍♀️🥴😖🫨I LOVE DACRYPKYIIA‼️‼️😻😻🤭I LOVE SQUIRTING‼️‼️😩😝🥴😵‍💫 I LOVE OVERSTIM‼️😫🥴🤧😵🤩 I LOVE MEAN READER‼️‼️‼️‼️😣🙁🤭😵😍 LIIIKKREEEEEEB OH EM GEE Z‼️ HOW DO U KNOW ME SO WELL⁉️⁉️⁉️😟😧😵😵‍💫😲😱😱😱😱 IM UNWELL🥵🥵😤😫😳 I READ THIS LIKKE FIFTY5️⃣0️⃣✋👌 THOUSAND💯💯💯TIMES BC IT WAS JUST THAT GOOD‼️🥵😻😋💕🤧 LIKE IM IN LOVE‼️😻 IM IN LOVE WITH YOU‼️😘😘💕💕💕 IM IN LOVE WITH YOUR WRITING‼️‼️🤭✍️📝🖊️IM IN LOVE WITH HANS PUSSY‼️‼️😼😼😻😸 I NEED MY FACE 🗣️🗣️IN BETWEEN HIS LEGS AT ALL TIMES‼️🦵🗣️👅💦🦵

WDYMMMM UR GONNA KEEP MY DERANGED THOUGHTS IN A BOOKLET⁉️⁉️⁉️😨😰😥😱🤯😭 HOW DARE U⁉️⁉️😡😠🤬😡🤬😡😡 HOW DARE U FLATTER ME THIS WAY⁉️⁉️🤬🤬🤬🤬 U GOT ALL SHYY POOKIEEE 😽😿👉👈🤭🫣WDYYMMMMM LOVELY ISNT ENOUGH AS AN ADJECTIVE⁉️⁉️😧😧😀 IM SO TOUCJED Z 😭😭😭💕💕💕💕💕WHAT THE HELL‼️‼️😾😠🤬 IM SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONE☝️1️⃣ GIVING COMPLIMENTS‼️‼️‼️ NOT U 🫵😠WHO SAID U WERE ALLOWED TO GOVR ME COMPLIMENTS WHAT THE HELL Z‼️‼️🤬🤬😡😡😾

AND POOKIE UR WORDS ARE NOT SILLY⁉️⁉️😡😡🤬🤬😡🤬 THIS IS SOME HIGH TIER S CLASS (hehe get it?😏😏) WRITING LIJE IVE NEVER READ SOMETHING THAT MADE MY PUSSY THROB THAT MUCH‼️😩😩🥵😵💦 IVE NEVRT READ SOMETHIGN THAG MADE ME NUT THAT HARD‼️‼️🥜🌰🥜💦 LIKE POOKE UR WRITING HAS GOTTEN ME BRICKRF🧱🧱TF UP☝️🆙⬆️WHAT YHE HELL‼️‼️😾 IVE NEVER READ SOMETHING THAT MADE ME REREAD IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN IN ONE SITTING IM LITERALLY SO MF WET RN‼️‼️😩💦🌊🌊🥜

AND YES IM FUCKING EXCITED OVER THE PORN THT U DREW‼️‼️‼️😩🤭😛😝🥵 BC ITS PUSSY‼️‼️😼😼😼😻 ITS HANS PUSSY‼️‼️😩😻😻😻🙀 JM SO FLATTERED THAT THIS IS A FLEX TO U‼️‼️💕🥹 LIKE U DONT KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I ZOOMED UP ON THAT PUSSY😸😻 AND FUCKING DROOLED🤤🤤🤤😮‍💨 AT THE SIGHT👁️👁️ LIKE POOKIE I ALMOST LICKRD MY SCREEN😰😰☝️

YES YES YES PLS CALL HANNIE‼️‼️ THATS MY NUMBER TWO#️⃣2️⃣✌️ POOKIE RIGHT THERE U BEING THE FIRST OFC DUUUHHHHHHH #️⃣1️⃣☝️🥇🥇HE SHOULD BUY ME AND HIM MATCJING PANTIES THAT WOULD BE SAUR CUTEEEEEE 😻😻😻💕😩‼️IM GONNA MAKE SURE HIS PANTIES ARE ABSOLUTELY RUINEEEDDD🤤🙀😼💪💪 LIKE TO THE POINT U CANT MF SALVAGE IT‼️‼️😮‍💨😝IM GONNA TOUCH HIS PRETTY CLIT OVER TEH FABRIC‼️ IM GONNA TOUCU HIS PRETTY CLIT UNDER THE FABRIC‼️ IM GONNA TOUCH THAT MF PRETTY CLIT‼️‼️‼️😻😍😍😍😝 MY HANDS ARE NEVER LEAVING IT🙅‍♀️👎❌ LIKR I LOVE CLITS SO MUCH😝🤪😋🤩😣 I LOVE HIS CLIT😩😫😫 I LOVE CLITS🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😡I WANNA SUCK THEM I WANNA TOUCH THEM I WANNA PRESS A VIBRATOR UP TO IT‼️ OMG VIBRATORS 🤯🤯😱😱😱I LOVE VIBRATORS😡😡🤬🤬😡😡🥵 ESPCEILALY ON CLITS😋😋🥰🥰😍☺️ VIBRATORS ARE THE BEST THINGS TO EVER EXIST‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 I GIVE MY SINCEREST THANKS TO THE INVENTOR OF THE VIBRATOR WHOEVER THEY ARE 🙏🙏🧎‍♀️❤️❤️🥰😘😻

AND YES POOKIE‼️‼️‼️ PLS DRAW IT NO PRESSURE🙅‍♀️❌ BUT LIKE IM A HORNY😈🦄🦏🙏🔥💦 FUCK SO LIKEEE…………PLS🙏🙏🙏🙏🧎‍♀️ I NEED TO SEE THAT HANNIE PUSSY AGAIN‼️‼️🤬🤬😡😡😩😩😭😭😖😣😣😢 IM LITERALLY GROWLING AND DROOLING LIKE A RABID DOG🐕🐕👹👹👹👹👹👹IM SOOOO FUCKING FERAL RN Z WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLLLL‼️‼️‼️😩😣👹👹

YES POOKIE U CAN CALL ME POOKIE TOO‼️‼️😻🥰🥰🥹🥹❤️❤️WE CAN BE EACH OTHERS POOKIES‼️‼️🥰🥰🥰 I CAN BE UR POOKIE ANON‼️‼️😻🙏🥰😋😍🔥 BUT ANYWAYS POOKIE IM SO FLATTERED TO BE RECEIVING UR THANSK🥹🥹🥹🥹💕💕 LIKE WHAT WHY AM I BEING THANKED⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️🤨🤨🤨🤨 WHAT DID I DOOOOO⁉️⁉️⁉️😰😰😰😱😱😨🙀 IM JUST SPILLING ALL OF MY DERANGED THOTS TO U WITH ZERO0️⃣ DECENCY 😰😥😓😫😩😣😖

NOOOOOO Z I LOVE UU MORE😡😡😡🤬🤬😡😠😡😤 I LOVE U THE MOREST MOSTEST‼️‼️🤬 AND IS THAT BOOKET FOR MEEEEE⁉️⁉️⁉️🥹🥹🥹🥹 THANK U ‼️‼️😭😭😭😢💕I LOVE PINK BTW 💕💕LIKE PINK FLOWRRS🌸🌺💘💝🌷 PINK PUSSIES😸👅🫦💗🩷PINK IN GENERAL 💕💗💖💞💓💘💝🩷 BUT THANK YOUUUUUU POOOOKIE‼️‼️🥹💓💓💕 HERE R MY FLOWERS FOR UUUUU💐💐🌺🌹🌸🌷🌻🌼🪻🌷🌺💐💐💐🌺🌻🌺🌸🌼🪻🪷🪷🪷🌻🌷🌺💐💐🪻🌸🌼💐💐🌼💐🪷🌺🌹🌻💐💐🌻🌷🌺🌹

AND OOOHHHHH MMMYYYYY GOOOODDDDD Z‼️‼️HAVE MY HANDS‼️‼️‼️🖐️🤚🤲🙌👐PAINT THEM💅💅‼️‼️‼️THEYRE GONNA BE THE WORSTEST NAILS THT YOU HAVE EVER SEEN IN UR LIFE BC I FUCKING LIVE LIKE A LITERAL ANIMAL😀😀😀😀😀⁉️⁉️‼️ BUT THANK YOU POOKIE I WOULD LOVE A HANNIE BOYPUSSY DESIGN WITH HIS CLIT ON MY THUMB‼️💅🌝🌝 BUT I MIGHT ACCIDENTALLY LICK MY THUMB THINKING ITS THE REAL DEAL⁉️⁉️😰😨😨😫😩😰😱😓😪🤧

AND EKIAJSKJSUWNSMZ A HANNIE HEART FOR MEEEE⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️FOR EMEEEEEEEE⁉️⁉️⁉️🥹🥹🥹🥹 WHAT‼️ Z WHAT THE HELL‼️‼️‼️😩😫😩🥹🤧😰 TWM JSKAJMWBW W HAT THE FCUK POOKIE ‼️‼️😩😩😫😟😣😖HES SO CUTE‼️🥹🥹🥹💕💕💕 THE SPARKLY EYES😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔 TEH LITYLE BLUSH😩😫😭🥹THE MOLE😩😩😩😫😫💕💕💕💔💔😭😭‼️🥹THE HEART💔💔💔💔💕💕💕💕💕💕😖😫🤧THE HAIR‼️‼️‼️😩EVERYTHING SI SO CUTGEEEE🥹😫😫💕💕‼️ SHKANSUJWKSIHWMNWJS IM SO IN LOVE WITH U POOKIE‼️‼️‼️💕💕💕💕🥹

anyways brb devouring hannie’s boyclit at the moment🤭😋😋💦

😭 long ask warning

THANK YOU SO MUCH POOKIE? gosh idek how to reply its taken me a bit because i genuinely dont know how to respond??! im forever grateful for this!!!

yk after i deal with my last stretches of uni for the year AND finish my pending wips i might treat u to more hannie stuff 😋 i keep saying this but specialllll shoutouts to mei bc they are the one who keeps motivating me to make stuff lmao and they asked for this hannie boypussy thing. then my dick ran with it. THEN IT REACHED YOU?!?! MEANT TO BE METHINKSSSS

OUUUU PLS serving u with the art was so fun tbh so im very glad u liked it IM GLAD U LIKED THE FIC AT ALL AHAHAHA ur enthusiasm drives me to create and ID LOVE TO KEEP HEARING FROM U POOKIE ANON GOD U MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD EVEN IF IM Going Thru It

go fuck up them clit nails and finger hanji’s pretty pussy with them 😋😋 PINK BOOKET FOR U MY LOVELY! HOPE URE ALWAYS HAVING A GREAT DAY‼️ I LOVE U DOWN i hope u never get neutered so u can be just as insane as me

#is this what they mean when its possible for doms to be on the receiving end of a praise kink #lol srry nasty joke aside #GOD I CLDNT STOP LAUGHINGGGG I LOVE U POOKIE ANON #<3 pookie anon #💌 ipeginbox

[mulletmitsuya]

Toman groupchat

Warnings: swearing, suggestive, mentions of being high, pure crack, also it's kinda long

Draken: yo I need to tell y'all something

Mikey: did you finally ask Emma out

Baji: did you finally ask Emma out

Mitsuya: let him talk

Draken: thanks Mitsuya

Draken: and no I didnt

Draken: I've been fighting demons

Mikey: idc stop being a coward

Smiley: pussy

Draken: can y'all stfu for a few seconds

Chifuyu: all ears Draken-kun

Kazutora: stfu Chifuyu, no one asked you

Chifuyu: ?????

Chifuyu: I don't remember talking to your ugly ass tf 🤨

Baji: calm tf down why are you guys always at each others throats

Kazutora: no lol he's pissing me off

Chifuyu: I didn't even do anything

Chifuyu: did you take your meds? is that why you're acting out?

Draken: please just let me talk

Smiley: you're such an attention whore

Mitsuya: Draken is it something important?

Draken: to me, yes

Mikey: idc I'm going to sleep

Mitsuya: guys c'mon just shut up for a few seconds

Hakkai: Draken-kun maybe you should dm people individualy? it doesn't look like people are gonna settle down soon

Smiley: love how he didn't care until Mitsuya thought it was important

Smiley: fucking simp

Hakkai: I didn't even do anything🙁

Angry: Smiley stop being mean

Chifuyu: Angry why do you only talk when it involves Smiley

Angry: I'm shy and most of you guys are intimidating

Mikey: love the honesty

Baji: Angry are your pubes blue

Mikey: 👁️👁️

Angry: ....

Angry: yeah

Smiley: you weren't supposed to answer the question he was making fun of you

Smiley: this is why you don't talk

Angry: but I want more friends

Mikey: free Souya‼️

Draken: oh my god

Draken: just a few seconds of attention that's all I want

Kazutora: what do you want whore

Mitsuya: guys fr just let him talk

Draken: ykw idc anymore I'm over it

Draken: I'll just dm Mitsuya

Mikey: ok fine you have the attention you wanted whore

Draken: well its smth I've been dealing with for a while now

Draken: and part of the reason I haven't asked Emma out yet

Smiley: you should have just started with that tbh we would have been more interested

Smiley: but you chose to be boring

Mikey: steal the moment Ken-chin

Kazutora: make some noise

Draken: FUCK

Draken: YOU GUYS ARE SO ANNOYING JESUS CHRIST

Draken: IM BISEXUAL

Draken: I LIKE GIRLS AND GUYS

Draken: FUCK YOU GUYS I DONT EVEN WANNA TALK ANYMORE

Mikey: ....

Mitsuya: ....

Hakkai: .....

Kazutora: ....

Angry: .....❤️🏳️‍🌈

Baji: I KNEW HE WASN'T STRAIGHT HAHGHAJSJ

Smiley: FIGHTING DEMONS

Smiley: ARE THE DEMONS HOMOSEXUALITY??????

Smiley: PLEASE

Mikey: ARE YOU SHITTING MY BALLS RN

Mikey: GAY GAY HOMOSEXUAL GAY

Mikey: ANGRY'S EMOJI'S😭

Mitsuya: thanks for telling us Draken, we support you all the way

Chifuyu: how did you figure it out Draken-kun??

Chifuyu: was there an awakening

Draken: I hate all of you

Draken: except Mitsuya

Draken: thanks for sticking up for me bestie

Mitsuya: did you eat the edibles

Draken: yeah

Mitsuya: I told you not to

Draken: it's just

Draken: there were pink sprinkles

Draken: and yk that's my favourite colour

Draken: I had to

Draken: shit I'm never getting high again I can't feel my fucking tongue

Draken: also yes Chifuyu there was an awakening srry I forgot to answer

Baji: IM SCREAMING RN

Baji: WHAT WAS THE AWAKENING

Draken: I mean we have a circle of attractive friends idk what you want me to say

Baji: NAMES

Mikey: WE NEED NAMES

Mitsuya: both of y'all have boyfriends chill out

Mitsuya: and he still likes Emma

Mikey: Mitsuya aren't you tired of being responsible

Mikey: just freak out with us

Mikey: Ken-chin likes dick

Mikey: ITS A BIG DEAL

Mikey: I'll act a fool if I need to

Smiley: another one down. guess me and angry are the only heterosexuals left

Smiley: I actually respect Draken so I'll let this one slide

Angry: I have a crush on Rindou Haitani so no

Mikey: NAHHJSLSKS WHAT

Baji: THAT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE WHAT

Hakkai: THE ONE WHO ALMOST BEAT US TO DEATH????

Smiley: 😁

Smiley: excuse me??😁

Hakkai: Angry please tell me your joking he literally tried to kill us😟

Chifuyu: so many things are happening

Angry: I went to visit him and his brother in jail cause I wanted to apologize for almost killing them

Angry: and we've been hanging out

Angry: we usually go out for ice-cream😊

Baji: IS HE BEING SERIOUS

Baji: ANGRY BAGGED A HAITANI????

Kazutora: cap

Kazutora: Angry this is the first time I've seen you speak to anyone but Smiley and Hakkai

Kazutora: and youre telling us that you hang out with Rindou Haitani

Angry: I do tho🙁

Smiley: Angry let's have a talk

Angry: Smiley calm down he's really cool

Angry: when he's not killing people i suppose

Angry: and he hasn't killed that many people

Angry: mostly Ran does the murders, Rin just makes sure they can't move

Baji: RIN?????

Mitsuya: why are you talking about this so casually

Mitsuya: I don't judge

Mitsuya: but the Haitani's are.....bad news

Mitsuya: just stay safe

Draken: yeah, i have a pack of condoms in my drawer if you need em Angry

Mitsuya: .......that's not what I meant

Angry: thanks Draken-kun

Smiley: ?????????????

Mikey: Ken-chin why do you have condoms in your drawer I know you're not getting any😕

Draken: stfu

Draken: anyway I've said my truth

Draken: so I'm gonna leave now

Draken: bye👍

*Draken has gone offline*

Mikey: I'm going over to his house

Mikey: maybe I'll ride smth other than this bike

Baji: STOP

Kazutora: can't wait till he sobers up and reads this

Angry: I'm gonna go too. nice talk guys ☺️

*Angry has gone offline*

Smiley: ...

Smiley: I'ma have a few words with this bitch

*Smiley has gone offline*

Baji: so Mitsuya

Mitsuya: say something else I dare you

Baji: ayt 🤕

Baji: it's just since he's bi you have a chance now

Mitsuya: what the fuck did I just say

*Mitsuya has gone offline*

Kazutora: I think he's gonna hurt you

Baji: no he won't

Baji: shit nvm I think he's pulling up

*Baji has gone offline*

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[silverflqmes]

໒⦂ 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐇 𝐇𝐂𝐒.

notes. reposted from wp!

ft. tooru oikawa, tadashi yamaguchi, yu nishinoya, hajime iwaizumi + osamu miya

genre. fluff + crack

gender neutral! reader

➫ 𝓞𝗜𝗞𝗔𝗪𝗔 𝓣𝗢𝗢𝗥𝗨 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ KING. ahem- anyway the minute you arrive at the beach, the girls would SWARM him, even boys — and honestly gurl, i don't blame them, he sexy or whtvr😐

⌗ you would most likely have to drag his crazy ass away from them or he'll probably shoo them away with his charm while he carries on with you

⌗ y'all would honestly both be jealous, cuz he's got fans all over him and then everyone just starts staring at you — so oikawa might yk.. get territorial🦮

⌗ "i suggest you take your filthy eyes off my precious y/n-chan before you i knock you out myself with my amazing serve!" he'll say while pulling you to him yk like one of those really protective hugs❤️

⌗ okay at some point i feel like he'll start beefing with kageyama, meanwhile you and hinata are just standing there dumbfounded. at least, until your boyfriends drag y'all into the water and force you into a chicken fight..

⌗ BONUS — you're on the bottom for the chicken fight cuz tooru don't wanna ruin his hair smh this ass. so he ends up fighting poor shoyo🙁

➫ 𝓨𝗔𝗠𝗔𝗚𝗨𝗖𝗛𝗜 𝓣𝗔𝗗𝗔𝗦𝗛𝗜 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ feel like yams would be chilling with a snow cone while watching everyone from a distance at first cuz he feels a lil insecure and nervous since you're around and all🧎

⌗ well — that is until you drag him off the beach chair to be your partner for beach volleyball against kagehina ;)

⌗ "i- but y/n-chan, why not ask tsukki — he's way better than i am, i promise..!"

⌗ babes. you literally want him, why ain't he picking up the hint😭

⌗ in that case, you needa reassure him like 24/7, so be ready for that — but like it's ok cuz he's really cute and blushy when you give him words of affirmation ( tbh could be his love language too chile ). also give him lots of hugs too!! he needs them♡︎

➫ 𝓝𝗜𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗢𝗬𝗔 𝓨𝗨 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ um chile prepare your ass cuz this boy is picking up babes and in this context that means you, babes.

⌗ GARIGARIKUN FOR DAYS, this man robbed sakanoshita for you ( keishin is screaming somewhere istg )

⌗ besti would totally shower you with them, talm bout sum "as your senpai i'm supposed to take care of your wellbeing, you got it?!"

⌗ he may be a lil birb but he'll still throw your ass in the water, watch yo self😭 he'll come from behind when you least expect it too like dayum bitch no breaks AT ALL

⌗ ok after running around all day there would definitely be a bonfire and he'll just wrap his towel around you two while you cuddle and listen to bokuto's bullshit stories cuz he gets so immersed in them??? don't question him.

➫ 𝓘𝗪𝗔𝗜𝗭𝗨𝗠𝗜 𝓗𝗔𝗝𝗜𝗠𝗘 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ umm this man ended up with a blindfold and a bat trying to crack a water melon open ( and almost hit tooru.. )

⌗ he likes the beach, which is also why he chose to go to cali but anyways he was happy you asked to go with him when he said he'd be going with his team, so y'all vibin

⌗ your day is not too lazy but not crazy either, just kinda going with the flow and spending time with one another; also food! he was so excited for the seafood istg this man was on some "listen, i skipped breakfast for this shit, we are going to eat right now no questions asked."

⌗ he's that one guy who gotta keep everybody in line at the beach in terms of sunscreen, avoiding accidents and making sure no one gets lost lol literally becomes the resident worried mom..

⌗ at the end of the day tho he takes you to look at the fireworks that go off — unless he brought some with him, and sets up a little campfire to roast marshmallows for s'mores

➫ 𝓜𝗜𝗬𝗔 𝓞𝗦𝗔𝗠𝗨 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ this man. he packed lunches for you and the rest of his team istg y'all were eating so good BUT y'all ran out of food fast😐 which leaves no choice but to buy more ofc ( it was planned istg ), so another fellow food enjoyer who wanted to try that good ass seafood

⌗ kinda on the lazier side, he put sunscreen on in the first few minutes there and plopped down to get a tan chile; naturally, you had to get his ass outta that chair

⌗ so you, with the help of his crazy ass twin, filled two buckets of water and dumped it ALL OVER HIM ( knowing damn well this man just put sunscreen on ), and RAN

⌗ yeah suna was taking pictures, don't think he was gonna ignore this😐 so yeah anyway osamu tried to beat atsumu's ass and as for you, oh besti, you weren't allowed to eat😪 THAT MAN WAS LITERALLY THE SOUP NAZI FROM SEINFELD "no food for you!"

⌗ but he got over it quick since he isn't one to hold grudges for long, and just laid with you in his arms under the stars later that night while you shared a twin coned ice cream together cuz we love that

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[mossyythoughts]

mall day

(and why they’re getting kicked out…)

w/ bennett, razor, fischl, hu tao, and venti

modern, friendgroup! au

crack

Bennett

this poor poor boy…

he really just wanted new clothes really

tell me why he is being handcuffed rn 😭😭

here’s how it happened…

he was going to the fountain hoping for some extra luck, he was just gonna throw a quarter

he throws it and is like

“im gonna be lucky today!! i can feel it!! >:D”

bby noooo….

it hits one of the fountain lights super hard (some fucking how ❗️❗️👎🏾) and FUCKING BREAKS IT??? 🤦🏾‍♀️

like bennett how the fuck do you break a light that’s underwater.

he panics- ofc why would he not ☹️

and he is like… well shit! lemme just um go and see how bad the damage is…

…

tell me why this dude is straight up in the fountain 😰 ❗️❗️

his dogs are barking (feet are out 🤢) and he is like shin deep in this water.

he’s picking up the glass pieces so that nobody gets hurt when cleaning the fountain

which awhhh bennett… ❤️❤️

BUT GTFO OUT OF THE FOUNTAIN STUPID 😰😰

so someone uhm… reports him.

and he sheepishly explains no he is NOT getting the coins out from the fountain, he is picking up glass.

and they’re like ??? you broke ??? the light ????

and he is like… perhaps

but it’s fine i’m getting the glass rn it’s okay

and they’re like sir please please PLEASE get out of the fountain we are BEGGING YOU

and he is like no it’s fine i have to clean up my mess…

and they’re like sir, it’s okay we’ll get it when WE clean the fountain (they’re trying to avoid a lawsuit ig)

and he is like no wtf??? i wanna get the glass out lemme get the glass out 🤬

they go back and forth and they’re done with his bs 😭😭 so they just handcuff him and they’re like sir we’re taking you out of the mall for now

and bennett is like :((((( but i wanted clothes

so bennett, that was a pretty big L you took, sorry my boy…

maybe next time </3

RAZOR!!

another little guy who doesn’t know wtf he is doing

he just wanted the samples

his friends somehow lost him in the fucking mall and now he is at the food center getting snacks 😍

and the people are the stall get absolutely DISTRESSED when they see razor coming their way 💀💀

he has been to one specific meat stall 15 times and each time they’re just like “…hahakdksjsk please sir”

he doesn’t get the memo and he is like “free food, yum 🤤”

needless to say, someone starts picking a fight with him 🤬 (aka they tell him to stop coming back to the stall because he is eating all their samples 😭😭)

and he is just like ??????? wtf, that was my food i thought :(((

they are like “sir, this stall… is offering 1 free sample per person… please stop coming back…”

and he is like yeah sure ig 😒🙄

BUT HE JUST GOES TO BOTHER ALL THE OTHER STALLS 😰

sir those people are gonna whallop you PLEASEE LEAVE THEM ALONEEEE

anyways, the security guards go to escort him out

not before he swipes an entire tray though and they try to get it back and they find all the food on it gone

me too razor, me too <3

he ends up as the same place as bennett though! so friend, located!

Fischl

oh god(s)

she is a mess…

she went specifically to an anime store

she got what she wanted, but not before finding a story teller in like one of those like…

oh gods how do i explain it??? like those stages some malls have for like mall shows??? whatever it’s just a stage in a mall you can rent out if you wanna get big doing mall gigs 🤬🤬😒

and she sits down right, and is like “this shit better be good 😐🔪”

it was dog shit…

so she is like ???? that’s the story ???? bs i can tell something better.

so she walks up to the stage.

and says. just that.

and everyone else is like sideyeing each other like 👀

and she is like “GTFO OFF THE STAGE I WANNA TELL A STORY. 😡😡”

and the story teller is like “geez wtf okay 😐🙁”

she stands there, before coughing into her fist for a moment and going into GRAPHIC DESCRIPTION about her oc’s

and ppl are getting interested… 👀

i mean tell me you wouldn’t be interested if fischl started telling you abt her ocs 🤨

she has an entire setting set out, just by her word- the words she was using were big but easy to understand, it was perfect…

she has an entire plot figured out, and just when she is describing one of the main characters take their final breaths a security guard is whistling for her to GET DOWN.

and everyone looks at the security guard like “if you don’t stfu… i’ll rip you a new one 🤬🤬”

but the guard doesn’t back down. and results to dragging her off stage as she shouts out that she will be back, that her main character never falls

as people boo the guard and mutter and grumble about wanting the rest of the story

turns out the original story teller was fucking jealous and called the popo on her 🙁

she sits down next to bennett and razor and is like y’all got kicked out too?

Hu Tao

bro… why WOULDNT she get taken out of a mall 😰

she has taken too many samples, she accidently ran over someone’s stall, she used those scooter animal things far too long, she probably accidently stole a plushie, she scared a kid and they TATTLED, what HASNT she done

she’s such a sneaky person tho (she isn’t.)

ever since the first offense (taking the samples, while ALSO NOT TELLING RAZOR TO STOP.)

the security has been trailing her…

wether she knows it or not, she is SKILLFUL at escaping the people trying to take her out 😭😭

they go to tell her to stop? sorry, she can’t hear you. they go to escort her out? oh wow, a conveniently placed wind current. they have MULTIPLE people tell her to stop? oh wow, somehow, she is no longer there

she literally has no idea too.

she is just having a good day, winning plushies from the arcade while there is a bounty on her head

she is finally caught when her scooter runs out of time, and it stops and someone is like “YOU HAVE TO GO.”

and she genuinely is like ??? wtf why bitch the fuck did i do?? 🤬🤬

and they name her offenses and she is like

hm… ig i did do that 😐 anyways…😒❗️

and now that she knows… she is gonna be a pain in the FUCKINF ASS TO CATCH

she is actively running away from the security now 😭🤬

scary thing is that she giggles because she finds it funny

imagine hu tao sprinting down a long mall strip while giggling gives me shivers… 😰

she ends up deciding mmm maybe i should stop being such a meanie and just let them catch me…

so she looks behind her at the guards in thought, as they scream for her to stop

and she laughs- why the hell would she do that??

and she runs into something

something GIANT

and clings to it for a dear life- what the hell was this???

and a tilting feeling floods her stomach as she looks up in utter fear

she continues to cling to it, even as it falls to the ground with a giant thud.

and gets up, watching at the giant christmas tree that she ran into crumbled on the ground.

she stood there awkwardly as the store flooded with silence

“maam… maam please leave.”

so she just runs to the nearest exit

and they’re like “PLEASE STAY OUT 🙁 i’m begging you to just not come back.”

and she is like yeah yeah sure- bennett????? razor????? fischl?????? what the heck are you guys doing?????

and they’re like, long story- what’s yours?

she leaves out the christmas tree part because she is embarassed 🙁

Venti

lemme tell you . . .

he is actively making EVERYTHING WORSE.

he summoned wind currents for hu tao to glide away on, and was actively giving her escape routes 😭😭

but his HIGHEST offense (not the one he got caught for though, he got caught giving hu tao escape routes 💀)

was the fact that he got into the back of the stores and changed the music…

he finds it FUNNY

watching as the workers realize that what is playing is NOT what’s supposed to be playing and watching them fumble

what the fuck venti that’s so mean 😰

he literally went into claire’s and was like “what if i played vocaloid…”

and so he snuck behind the counters 😐 and changed it to whatever vocaloid song he could find first.

he also got bored of that and went to the movie theatres

but he didn’t wanna pay for ALL of the movies, he fuckinf movie hopped…

like dude, i get it, you wanna watch encanto AND the new my hero academia movie… and and and idk movies at all those were literally the last two movies i watched in theatres

the movie people are like

“out. right now.”

and he is like okay fine 😒 encanto was good tho 😋

and then he goes to blow over security guards just because he can

he is a menace

but we love him 😍 he’s got hu taos back even tho she didn’t need it ❗️❗️

he goes out kicking and screaming tho 😭😭 like he is really out there trying to be someone the guards won’t ever forget

when he gets out to his friends he’s like “wow the whole gang is here!” and they’re like

…venti that isn’t a good thing…

A/N

yo yo yo

i fr do NOT know how to write for fischls speech 😭😭 i love writing for her though for like a modern au because i feel like she would be such… a nerd and i love nerds 😋 she is constantly like “look at this figure i just got!!!!” and everyone is like “fischl… that was 500 dollars…”

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