#I KNOW im late to this but i was at school ok 🙄 anyways i have a lot of thoughts

[cradle-of-darkness]

COOKIES OF DARKNESS NATION WE ARE OFFICIALLY BACK 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

(long rambling in tags if u care)

#cookie run #licorice cookie #red velvet cookie #affogato cookie #I KNOW im late to this but i was at school ok 🙄 anyways i have a lot of thoughts #first off LICORICE UGH I MISSED HIM SO BAD IM SO HAPPY FOR HIM #his stats are so fascinating to me. i don't think anyone was expecting his strength to be that high #its pretty average but its still his best stat surprisingly #im shocked his strategy and puzzle solving are only 3. i think that's a strange decision to make them so low but I'm open to accepting it #maybe his avoidance/lack of ability to see the big picture contributes to the low scores? #his stats are so unexpected but I could get used to it. still i want an elaboration from devsis on these #i want them to show his strength in the show because i was expecting his strength to be like. 3 or 4 #but anywho. i think its very funny how affo is 0 strength. i love how its canon licorice could easily kick his ass in a fist fight #i really do love affo and im SO happy to see him with the cod fucking finally all we got with him as a cod until now was ODYSSEY 😭 #im so excited to see him work with the cod as an actual member. he's a very fun character for me #i cant wait for them to actually make him feel like one of the cookies of darkness its been over a year since he joined by now c'mon #im just so ecstatic that the cod are back. hopefully this is a good omen and will pave the way for more cod appearances soon #bcs u all know how i feel about the lack of cod for the better part of the past year. this better be their comeback i believe in them #😁😁😁😁😁😁 IM JUST SO HAPPY THIS IS THE BEST POSSIBLE OUTCOME IM SO HAPPY U HSVE NO IDEA I LITERALLY SCREAMED #btw ik crepe is there. but they're in a weird grey area of being a cod so i didn't post them BUT IM VERY HAPPY THEY'RE THERE TOO ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ #♦️charlie's miscellaneous

[delcakoo]

AAAAAA HELLO BUBS💙💙💙 HOW ARE YOU??? I woke up from a nap and just started eating and its so yummy bro wbU?? we have diff time zones from what i know so you'll prolly get this early in the morning HAHAHA.. what did i miss?? anything you've got to say to me? any updates or literally just aNYTHING IM DOWN WITH WHATEVER. fill me up 😔 oh also, i recently found someone has a crush on me ALTHOUGH I CANT REALLY SEEM TO BELIEVE IT BECAUSE LIKE ITS SO NOT OFTEN. LIKE IDK HOW TO HANDLE IT YESTERDAY THAT PERSON WHO HAD A CRUSH ON ME WAS ON THE SAME GROUP AS ME AND NGL, if u observe his body language hes kinda uh idk he makes joke TOOOOO much. true or not i hope it isn't because like I DON'T LIKE ENGAGING MYSELF IN THINGS LIKE THAT. LIKE I NEVER WANTED TO KNOW UNTIL MY CLASSMATE TOLD ME ABT IT, saying he talks about me and his friends in a gc im not in. whether its true or not i hope whatever he says about me are nice things, idek if hes a good guy like ok ure allowed to like me but if you talk abt me in any way that isn't appropriate, gtfo. BUT ANYWAY DID U MISS ME? because i did and ure my only best friend that i update my days abt so bare with me pls😔 i hope im not like to yk exaggerating if i make u uncomfy soemtimes tellme OKAY??? oh omg we have science tmrw going to lab and do some experiments im vv excited, whats ur fav subj my love?? mines science!!!! daily reminder to take care of yourself ema. i love u okAy BABYEE UPDATE U AGAIN💙

-m💙

MOONIE THE LOML <3 AHH IM SORRY I REPLIEF SO LATE BUT I HOPE U ATE WELL HEHE I AM GOODDDD! VV BUSY FOR SOME REASON IT’S LIKE PROJECT SEASON AT MY SCHOOL LIKE I HAVE 3 PROJECTS TO DO 😍😍 hmmhmh u didnt miss much !! my life has been very satisfactory rn i dont have any tea to spill 🙄 i love my irl friends so much i’m lucky enough to be in a rlly secure group of ppl so i’ve been super happy and well!! mmm i’ve been listening to on a ride by red velvet, yummy by after school, and anxiety by jvke recently AND OH OH ANOTHER SUPER GREAT THING. at my school u need to have two hours of service in the sports department to graduate for some wack reason, AND CURRENTLY WE’RE HAVING THIS BIG BASKETBALL TOURNEY right? so so me n my friend were like ok. lets sign up for the first thinf we see CUZ WE WANTED TO GET THESE HOURS DONEEE 😭 AND WE THOUGHT WE SIGNED UP FOR SECURITY, BUT APARENTLY ITS THIS THING CALLED ‘HOSPITALITY’ WHERE ALL WE FUCKING DO IS SIT BEHIND THE TEAM AND CHEER THEM ON AND GIVE THEM THEIR WATER AND SHI ☠️☠️ my other friends have to do like refilling waterbottles and concession and shit meanwhile I GOT FRONT ROW SEATS TO THE GAME FOR DOING NOTHING AND I GET MY HOURS ALONG THE WAY LMAOO 🧌🧌🧌🧌 classic ema W am i right 🙏

AND OMFGGGG THATS SO EXCITING DO U KNOW THE GUY WELL? 😭 DO U THINK U COULD LIKE HIM BACK OR NAH ??? AND YES OFC I MISSED U ur such a sweetheart n’ i love getting ur messages :(( <3 YOU’RE NOT EXAGGERATING AT ALL MY DEAR I RLLY DONT MIND KEEP DOING IT ISHSJNDD MWAH!! and. science is like. my least favourite LMAOOOO 😭 MOON TUTOR ME WTF I LITERALLY SUCK ASS AT EVERYTHING SCIENCE 🙁🙁 THAT DOES SOUND FUN THO I HOPE THE LAB WENT WELL!!! my favorites probably english jsjsjs all i know is i’m a english/socials over math/science person 😭😭😭

YES OF COURSE U TOO DARLING DRINK LOTS OF WATER AND EAT WELL PKAY???? SMOOCH SMOOCH LOVE U TOOOOO 💗💗💗💗💗

#delcakoo #m anon

[asmossimp]

Ruri chan in the house of lametation??

pt 1 the elder bros (leading up to the dinner)

Levi being completely a Ruri-Chan obsessed shut in (handsome) otaku would completely freak out if he found out you were Ruri Chan he would never be able to face you directly, which would make you (his Henry) his friend sad so you decided to keep it a secret until a new season was going to be made they had to have Ruri Chan's most popular voice actor act in it but how would you juggle with keeping it a secret from the rest while meeting up to record the series? Unfortunately for you Lucifer was always one step ahead from you..

pronouns : gender neutral

summmary : you voice act ruri chan and are making levi suffer for drAmAAA 👌

warnings : ( bit of swearing ), simp levi- beware you will simp aswell 😶💅 also no spell checks cause im lazy- 🙄✋

music listened too : uptown funk, circus, criminal rasputin and need to know

( i know ruri chan was probably before mc was alive but lets pretend ok😔🤌)

Lucifer

he had a few suspicions when you started coming home late from RAD

did you have a secret partner-?

no clearly that was impossible he would've noticed at school..

when you started getting phone calls he had decided to check your DDD it was purely for his curiosity your safety

then he found the name of- was that the company Levi always talked about

but how would you have contact with them-

it was a very private company so no spoilers ever got out levi had been talking about the new series coming out this week..

clearly you would've said something to Levi if you had contact right?

no Lucifer id want Levi to suffer dumb ass 😤✋

well he wasn't one to let his master get into trouble you killed me bitc-

anyways.. peeping tom Lucifer decided to follow you after school

his suspicions raised when he found you at a secret abandoned building

you apparently gave them a code letting you in

using some magic he made the lower demons fall asleep lucky bastard 😒💅

deciding to follow your scent bloodhound's am i right-?

you were found in a - recording room- then it him you were a voice actor- finally dumb ass

oh my diavolo you were so in deep trouble when you got home

he flew back to the house of lamentation to get ready for dinner deciding to spoil the surprise there

you didn't think this bastard would keep a secret did you 😒

as you came home deciding to take a shower exhausted from using your voice all day when Lucifer came up to you with a smile..

strange👁

he asked you to come sit down at the table as he was going to make an announcement

well dam mc you got a special seat waiting for you..-

you nodded too exhausted after using your voice all day

sitting at the table noise was only to be expected ..

he then dropped the bomb

of you voice acting at ruri chans company

you spit that water out faster than mammon could run-

Levi nearly died from choking on his food-

mammon was in shock

asmo was also in shock since he heard levi rant about how ruri chans company took so long to make new episodes while doing his nails-

what a great brother haaa 🥺🤧🤌

Levi was the replica of the board smashing meme irl

well dam mc how are you gonna get out of this..

Mammon

what were you so busy with lately like-???

not like the great mammon would miss a human- HAH- anyway

whYYY?

WHHY mc how could you???

do you not want to walk with him home anymore or???

no well ofcourse not mc ,say that i dare you 😠💅

but like fr how could you stop walking home with this finneee man

like you have this handsome beautiful man pratically begging you to walk home with him-

how could your reject this pretty kkind- amazing soul-

you get the point right-?

he did try following you but..

solomon.

that god dam flirty suspicious sorcerer-

poor solomon

anyway you get the point

solomon kept on using magic spell's to disarray the brothers attempts to find where you were going

dam solomon you making moves

smooth like butter like a criminal under coverrr

any way after a few days of trying he gave up and asked you where you were going--

NOT because he couldn't find out dont get things messed up dumb (cool) human...

you told him that you had a job you were working at mc.. they beleived you cause-

solomons the wizard of the century👏👏👏

well a another week went by Levi's been boring them with talk about the ruri- chen, -chin or whatever series all week

then lucifer suddenly called a meeting at dinner -

HE DIDNT DO It-

oh so its not him-

oh hey mc your here sit here-

after every one was sitting down

Lucifer told them about Mc's voice acting-

Mc you spit some of that water on me-

HEY WAIT WAIT WHAT-

Mc having a high end job that even the Lucifer couldn't find out about the company

Mc what species are you???

Leviathan

well god dam he almost didn't notice

emphasis on the ALMOST

he had wanted to watch the series with you so bad-

like SO BAD

but mc your work had to choose the wrong weeks didn't they-

do you want them to go out of business-?

he could summon Lotan -

oh nvm Lucifer said no 😒

boomer

but like Levi was sad but he was still very busy he barely goes out of his room unless needed

or for survival

y know not "normie" stuff

anyway he did ask you to watch it during dinner he kept on talking about ruri chan-

he shut up when Lucifer said that he was this close 🤏 to banning him from watching ruri chan-

he shut up

anyway he was worried when you started coming home late but

when you assured him he was in tippity top shape again

time to rewatch the 3 episodes for the 347th time!

he invited you to watch the episodes yet..

you seem not so surprised by them-

or know bored-

maybe you watched it 😶

oh levi darling 🤭

you are in for a roller coaSter

anyway when he got invited to dinner he wanted to skip buttt

lucifer said it was not optional-

dam Lucifer why you torturing our poor Levi???

well after 5 minutes of eating lucifer dropped the bomb

" Mc youv'e been voice acting at Ruri chan's company correct?"

he nearly choked on that carrot peice-

WHAT-

OBYYHNE*E)WBGSH<ONsgew8ejeow-'

Levi.exe malfonctioning try again

To be continued younger brothers next...

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me brothers #obey me x mc #obey me fanfic #obey me lucifer #obey me luci x reader #obey me mammon #obey me mammon x reader #obey me mammon x mc #obey me leviathan x reader #obey me leviathan #obey me levi x mc

[ladyvesuvia]

OMG PLS I KNOW TREE GUY AND THAT'S GREATTT but seriously the only crush had this year got a girlfriend so :,) anyways

SAME i haven't had the motivation to write AT ALL though suddenly i started working on a draft i had on harry smut out of no where today. so i'm hoping i can finish it. even though it's only like few paragraphs and all fluff and not even close to smut 🙄

honeslty though i miss interacting daily with my moots, everyone's gone now and i'm so upset and wish we could all go back to aprirl/august 2021 :(( it was the best time of this year ever i swear

also i can't wait for winter break tbh, i wish it came soon though because i really wanna keept the almost all A's i have before it's too late and something happens because my first semester is gonna end and those will be my final grades for that semester so i am slightly stressed but christmas is near so yayyyy

anyhow i talk a lot so your turn on saying something that happened to you in these months you have been gone!!!!!!!

HELLO SORRY FOR THE LATE RESPONSE HAD TO DO SOMETHING FOR SCHOOL

pls i got so much tea abt tree guy imma just rush to ur inbox latur to tell u some abt it ;)) also damn oof r u good???

NAH COS IS THIS A UNIVERSAL EXPERIENCE COS SAME WHATTHEFUCK AJAKALAK I LITERALLY OPEN MY NOTES AND MY DOCS AND EVERYTHING WHERE I CAN WRITE AND I’M ALL ok im gonna do something except i end up not doing anything at all 💀

RIGHT and everyone had really big celebrations a lot and shit :’))/)/₱/₱/ + i miss not doing anything else except going on tumblr n shit

hella jealous ur country has winter hHAJABSH but it’s aight here ig it’s cold but not so cold, should be great compared to sweat central during summer a while back. ALSO CHRISTMAS MMMM fingers crossed for a new laptop 🤞🏻

ALSO U CAN DO IT BAE I BELIEVE IN U :*

HONESTLY I’VE BEEN DOING GREAT AHJAKAKAKAKA I WANNA WRITE SAD ANGST FANFICS AGAIN BUT SO FAR I’VE BEEN HELLA HAPPY 🤪 i did have my graduation pictorial last week tho and it was great ig except for the unbearable awkwardness when they asked me to take a whacky shot PLS

IMA RUSH TO UR INBOX REAL QUICK TO SPILL TEA ION WANNA SHOW TOO CLEARLY HERE ON MY BLOG AHAKKALALALAPALA

#lyn 🍒