#I have the headcanon that Dream has a Vendetta against coffee

[void-tiger]

Okay. Hear me out:

Dream of the Endless in That Squashy Hooded, Pocketed, Zipup (with a squashy star zipper pull, only black not blue) Robe in a more gremlin exaggerated version of Garfield vs Morning’s pose.

With the hem trailing behind. While barefoot. And Matthew perching on Dream’s head and peering down at Dream’s face through an absolutely magnificent fringe of bedhead. because Matthew’s the only one who dares get close

#dream of the endless #morpheus sandman #and his mug’s in need of cocoa or tea refills #I have the headcanon that Dream has a Vendetta against coffee #with how it’s been coopted by Late Stage Capitalism for 7.5+ (and often No Set Schedules) work shifts + Crunch Culture #mortals NEED their sleep! they NEED to spend about 1/3 of their lives sleeping for their mental and physical health! #c’mon y’all. Dream vs Coffee/highly concentrated caffeine #hell. he prolly Despises Caffeine since like. what do y’all think was in those Forced March stimulent pills #he was prolly hoping he wouldn’t have to see waking stimulents again once he escaped #aaaand nOPE!! they’re still there. and widely used #only instead of humans harming themselves to keep him caged #they’re forced to harm themselves to keep from entering the dreaming so they can still Maybe eat or pay rent #(dream accidentally getting involved with demolishing Late Stage Capitalism anyone??) #[checks old sociology history videos and how it developed as a result of Industrialization and Capitalism] #soooo…what if Dream Accidentally inspired that field + unions and labor laws #because Humans NEED Rest