#I love these pairings Alonzo and teazer is something I never really thought of but cute

[realreulbbrband]

For the flower ship asks thing, (you dont have to all of them I just wanted to give you a choose lmao)

Dahlia & Rose : MistoJerrie

Water lily & Sunflower : TantoDemeter

Daisy & Bluebell : AlonzoTeazer

Ooo variety thank you

Mistojerrie

Rose ; Who's more romantic?

Generally? It’s sort of 50/50 since they have different love languages.

Mungo loves finding (and stealing) gifts to impress Mistoffelees with and taking him to places around town he hasn’t been to before. 

Whereas Mistoffelees is a little more casual, sure he’ll do some tricks for mungo whenever he asks but sometimes (mostly on occasions like anniversaries) misto will try to surprise him. Most of the time Misto is more of a words of affirmations type though.

If you’re asking who’s more flirtatious then 100% mungo cheesy pick up lines but some generally sweet ones too. 

more below

Dahlia ; Do they keep secrets from each other?

Hmmm

I can see Misto unintentionally keeping secrets from mungo, Misto likes to keep his personal things to himself generally so near the start of their relationship he isn’t exactly used to opening up to someone that isn’t victoria. Over time however he does learn to trust and speak to Mungojerrie more.

However In a very specific scenario Misto seems like he’d keep mungo out of the loop on certain situations until they’re over and done with. He just doesn’t want to trouble him.

When it comes to Macavity- yea mungo keeps a lot of secrets, like Misto it’s more instinctive (at least at first) he doesn’t really talk about Macavity with anyone who wasn’t there with him and prefers to leave his past in the past. 

However if Misto tries to bring up the topic Mungo tends to shut down the conversation or just down play whatever had occurred if he went to see Mac recently. (if he even admits he did). 

It’s complicated, keeping secrets from each other is a habit they both grow out of the longer they’re together but it’s never truly done with malicious intent.

Tantometer

Water Lily ; Which one cares about their appearance more? Ooooo tough one

Tantomile (before they got together at least) really wanted to impress Demeter, and make a strong impression. But that’s a tad bit difficult when you have an identical twin. 

So Tant may or may not have asked Bombalurina for advice…which she was more then happy to give ofc. (Which is why tant has red lipstick) 

Dem ofc doesn't care about appearances of others that much, but Tantomile did develop a bit of a liking to pampering which eventually did get to dem. 

It became less about them wanting to have great appearances all the time and more about some morning self care (I don’t know if cats actually have makeup but like 2019 has a bunch of cats drinking milk even though they’re lactose intolerant so logic doesn’t matter) anyways they have some morning routine pampering together along with self care dates. So equal amount. 

Sunflower ; Which one would go to jail for the other?

I want to say Tantomile but Demeter will literally commit a felony and go against anyone for someone she loves (cough cough jumping fake deut). So purely because girl is the right amount of unhinged Demeter. 

Alonzoteazer

Daisy ; Which one sings while doing chores? Are they good at it?

Oooooo

Alonzo does, and fairly well but only when he thinks he’s alone and then when Rump catches him and ofc teases him about it he acts like he doesn’t know what she’s talking about until she eventually moves on.

Rump sings loud and proud, cats from outside the den could probably hear. It’s mostly nonsense she made up on the spot or related to whatever chore she’s doing. Alonzo appears neutral but he genuinely enjoys it, sometimes he’ll even hum teazers silly songs while on patrol.

Teazer tried singing a lullaby to him once it was bad but hey it cheered him up

Bluebell ; Who's more emotional?

Hmmmmmm

They’re both fairly emotional, Alonzo tries to toughen up sometimes but that crumbles quite quickly. 

As for Rump 90% of the time she’s an open book. 

I don’t have much more to say….just Alonzo finds himself opening up to Teazer quite easily since she’s good company.

#long post #seriously thank you tho #I love these pairings Alonzo and teazer is something I never really thought of but cute #and ofc I love Tantoteazer and Mistojerrie already so #ship asks #mungojerrie #mr. mistoffelees #Mistojerrie #Tantomile #demeter cats #Tantometer #Rumpleteazer #Alonzo #Alonzoteazer

[impeccablebackside]

is there a pairing you could imagine which you haven't written about on here before? preferably involving teazer, but everything's welcome...

That is a fair question anon, but unfortunately I cannot think of any additional pairings that I have not talked about on this blog to some capacity or even in passing. There are obviously ones that have been mentioned but not really focused upon, like Cass / Alonzo or Bomba / Tugger, but otherwise there are no pairings that I have withheld.

I am a fairly boring person sexual-wise, and the thing that is by far the most important facet to any physical relationship is the love between characters that guides lust. It is what crates a passion and conncetion between two people that makes sex so much more rewarding. I have difficulties putting two (or more) characters together in a sexual manner simply for the novelty or fun of it. That also applies to expanding any of the 'established' relationship pairings and inviting others in who would subjectively not fit with the chemistry. You would probably figure that a NSFW blog would just have anyone and everyone fucking just because, but not me (unfortunately for you / others).

There needs to be a little more of a basis for the relationship beyond one of strict lust for me to consider it, which I fully realize is a touch extreme and admittedly pretty hypocritical. Who has not seen someone before that they have absolutely no connection with, but would still want to fuck? Very few people I would think. I know I have seen more than enough people in my life that I would smash on the spot no question. It really is an innate part of the animalistic brain to satisfy our horny needs and wants, undoubtedly tracing back since the formation of simple forms of life.

Anyway, there is absolutely nothing wrong having any given set of characters fuck it out just because it is hot or is a good idea, just to clarify. No matter the backing, from a purely physical attraction or even out of curiosity, fucking for fucking's sake is never a bad premise. There are always good thoughts to be had with that, it is just that those sort of relationships do not appeal to me personally as much in relation to this blog. There is just something I cannot properly enjoy about more causal fucking between (what could be interpreted as) random characters in the junkyard. It diminishes the fun if I have to question how two characters end up fucking if I cannot subjectively see it happening naturally. When it seems forced, it simply loses my interest very quickly. Maybe it is due to there being only a certain amount of characters to choose from that limits my thinking. Though, I do suppose I am a prude or just narrow minded in the end anon, and clearly a bit contradictory too. In the most hypocritical way, I would be down to fuck any of the eight queens I talk about (and more than enough people in real life), causally or not.

This is all meant as an open discussion of sorts, so please do not find it discouraging at all anon. Whatever you want to chat about I am here for. I have had my eyes figuratively opened to new ideas and thoughts before on here.

Reagardless, I do applaud your sincerely strong devotion to Rumple anon. I do love her dearly as well, and she is what initially drew me into thirst thoughts about the characters. Seeing Jo as Rumple in the 98 film awakened things in me that have not waned at all since. Perhaps it is weird to admit seeing something like that and thinking quite quickly, 'Oh wow, I want to fuck her', but here we are. It is not even about how the hot the actual actors are either, as that ultimately never (ever) hurts. The personalities / qualities of the characters are what makes them so attractive, but I do think that it is not necessarily random circumstance that certain actors are casted as certain characters. That is why we can have dozens of different actors from all across the world that all look different, yet they all end up being hot as any given character.

Rumple is fucking hot, and she is such a great character to explore, hence why a lot of my fics have featured her. The sexual versatility and openness she possesses in my mind drives a lot of thoughts and influences if that is not abundantly clear. The way I imagine her nature and her body makes her such a prime candidate for attention, and anyone who is her sexual partner would not disagree with that.

I would certainly welcome hearing about a pairing you have thoughts about anon, so do not hold back at all if you want to share. Does not matter if it is one I have talked about or not. Even if you were to share your own thoughts about Rumple, I know I would appreciate it. Aside from more Rumple content at the minimum, I am genuinely interested in the perspective and thoughts of others.

#thanks for the ask #and thanks for always sending new ideas and questions #Rumple is my first or second choice depening in the day so i will never tire about thinking / dreaming about her either

[sevenkittensinatrenchcoat]

1998 Film Tugger Rewatch: What Have We Learned Today?

Tugger is the younger brother of Macavity and Munkustrap, and the older brother of Alonzo and George. Alonzo is actually the same age. Tugger’s a son of Old Deuteronomy while Alonzo isn’t. Cat litters can be mixed like that.

Tugger lives in the same house as Demeter, Bombalurina, Jemima, and Mistoffelees. He had many different homes before that, because his human owners often lost patience with him and gave him away. His current human family are sort of crazy cat people who don’t care what their cats do as long as there are no mice in the house.

He acts like a himbo, partying and sleeping around, but he’s smarter than most give him credit for. He pays a lot of attention to his surroundings and knows a lot about the cats he frequently sees. He was the only cat in his house who really paid attention to Mistoffelees and thus the only cat who noticed just how powerful his magic was.

Tugger and Bomba have a sort of off-again-on-again thing going. Since cats aren’t usually monogamous, neither one ever thought to take it seriously. Their humans are actually hoping that they’ll have kittens. They won’t.

Tugger fell in love with Misto when he used his magic to open the door to the garden. Neither one knew it at the time, but in hindsight, that’s probably when it happened. He kept making Misto let him out and in from the garden at two o’clock in the morning because he wanted his attention and Misto often deliberately ignored him, possibly so Tugger would have to keep trying to earn his attention. That’s part of what keeps Tugger invested. He loses interest in anything that’s given to him, but not what he has to get for himself. Misto has always kept him working and so he never gets bored of him.

Since it’s so easy for Tugger to attract mates, and then immediately lose interest in them, he’s usually more invested in finding mates for other cats. He mentors Alonzo, George, Plato, and occasionally Mungojerrie in how to flirt with queens. Since he lives in the same house as Demeter, he set her up with Munkustrap. He saw how stressed out his brother was and came to the conclusion that he needed to get laid. Munkustrap wouldn’t want a queen who Tugger discarded and Demeter was one of the few queens in Tugger’s age range that he hadn’t slept with. She’s uncomfortable around men who seem chaotic. They remind her of Macavity. But, Munkustrap is a responsible family man who respects and gets along with his elders, so he’s not like Macavity at all.

All the female kittens have some sort of crush on Tugger, even though two are his nieces. Jemima most likely doesn’t know that and Electra might be in denial. Tugger has no interest in sleeping with any of them, but he enjoys their attention.

Among the male kittens, Plato also has a crush on Tugger. Plato also has a crush on Victoria and Tugger coaching him on how to talk to her just made him love him even more. Victoria and Plato both having crushes on Tugger is something they bond over. Pouncival might as well, but it also might be an extreme case of hero worship. Pouncival will do pretty much anything Tugger says without question, though Pouncival has a habit of following around older boys and not asking questions, so it’s not just Tugger.

Tumblebrutus also hero worships Tugger, but he’s not quite as obsessed as the other boys. Considering how obsessed the other boys are, that’s not saying much.

It’d be easier to list queens who don’t have a crush on Tugger. Even Jennyanydots might, though she still disapproves of his influence on the youth and would rather die than admit that she might find him slightly attractive.

Out of his fanclub, Tugger himself is only really interested in Bombalurina, though he also finds Cassandra hot. But, he loves attention, positive or negative, from everyone.

Despite enjoying the spotlight, Tugger values his independence. He keeps to himself and watches things unfold from a distance, only getting involved when he’s really bored or has something to say. He usually doesn’t like to be touched, but he’s fine with it if he initiates it. Basically, when he says he doesn’t care for a cuddle, it means that he doesn’t like to be cuddled. He will occasionally cuddle with cats he likes, but only on his own terms. It has to be his idea.

So, the next rewatch was difficult to sort out. I wasn’t sure whether to do it as one rewatch or two, but these two characters do enough by themselves to get their own rewatches. The next two rewatches will be for Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer. But, in the chaotic spirit of the pair, I’m going to start with Rumpleteazer. It’s always Jerrie and Teazer, not Teazer and Jerrie, so I’ll be confusing by reversing it.

#cats 1998 #rum tum tugger #mr mistoffelees #tuggoffelees #bombalurina #munkustrap #cats demeter #demestrap #cats plato #pouncival #mungojerrie #rumpleteazer

[la-felinosphere]

The parings gen suggests things and I react.  

(I’ve just thought I should have done these as ship rates, or, you know, actually like written drabbles of them or something… maybe later!)

This - obviously - isn’t everything it came up with in order, and I’m not… particularly pushing any of these lol, but I thought these all were pretty entertaining for one reason or another.  But, hey, if you should feel inspired to take any of these and run with them, or any other interesting results from the gen, I’d love to hear about them!

I…. see, this is just a genuine classic “LOL HOW” couple, but, I am kinda weirdly intrigued

okay, gen, I GET it, you want me to branch out with my Teazer ships!!  And I mean.  Seems fractionally more likely to happen than Munkustrap/Teazer

?!?!  I’ve never seen this in my life I don’t think but..?  Something with them both being intuitive maybe — honestly of the two, Demeter is the more outgoing and

HMMM I feel like the gen has been watching the 2019 movie and if that’s where this came from HMMM.  Again, a nice beautiful wHAT nonsense overall, but, hey, make it work!  they both appreciate the finer things, know what they like…. PLS, Busto tries to take Tugger for a nice dinner some place and Tugger cannot make up his mind orz

Hmmm, feel like there’d be some people interested in this?  if you can figure how you want the timelines to go!

!??!  hahaha, in the same fic as Coricopat/Demeter, just to pair everyone up neatly, but again — temperaments-wise…actually… why not?

Demeter / Tantomile - oH OH, maybe just because I’m a big lesbian, but I’m suddenly more interested in this…!?

I’ve left Macavity/Tantomile on there because 1) demonstration in a small way of how the gen gets fixated on one character sometiems and ships them with EVERYONE.  2) …I mean it’d be too dramatic for words but ….?  both those relationships, in the same thing?  ie both Demeter and Tant have some kind of background with Macavity (sorry, Maccy, I’m assuming it didn’t last either…), and thus… well, they at least have a lot to talk about.

Operation Ship Rumpelteazer With Srius Authority Figures continues apace I see!  (well — Alonzo’s one of those characters that could go any way..  I can’t think of any particular interaction with these two, but, so here’s another, sure, go for it, make it work for me.)

again with the Tantomile ships!

UHH…. meanwhile… for a variety of reasons… not so sure about this one….

OR THIS ONE UHH (yep, I know there’s risk of chaos inherent in including the characters from Growltiger, and here we are presented with it..)

OH OH bless I used to ship these two quite a lot, in my heart <3

oOOOooo, now, interesting!  they can bond over being vague and aloof and in love with both Victoria and Tugger.

So, this seemed to be kinda weirdly hinted at in the movie—I feel like it was hardly ever considered before really, Griz seems to be an older generation, half the time she’s Macavity and/or Munku’s and/or Tugger’s mother.

Dude, tbh a whole stack of solid ships right there, alternatives anyway.  I have a special soft spot for Munku/Bomba — really just their relationship and as friends rather than as a couple, but idk, could be.  (Meanwhile, Tugger/Demeter.)

“His bosun, Tumblebrutus”, I assume, not the kitten who surely couldn’t have been even alive at the same point?  Well!  If you wanna go ahead and give Growltiger backstory!  What happened with them?  What about Griddlebone?

He likes her because she’s MYSTERIOUS and disappears off all the time…?!?

I mean I can’t… really… see this, but.  WELL, 1 it reminds me I want to see more of Bomba and Deme hanging out with Jellylorum — and Jenny too maybe?  I think they probably are a slightly younger set, but, they seem to relate a lot in the show.  2. … no I’ve forgotten 2, but hey maybe I need to be more open minded on this one, esp if Munkustrap/Skimble is now a popular pairing and these two are kinda the “other half” of the more traditional ships, why not?!?

Poor Adme, except for this one fic I never really got his character very developed, but hey, their names go together very nicely, so, I support this idea.

PROBABLY THE BEST THING TO COME OUT OF CATS 2019

YES SURE WHY NOT, in fact going off non-2019 canon I like this one better.

I did warn you there was no mechanism against this happening, honestly I can’t believe this is the first same character pair to come up.

uh???  They can… compare notes on what it is like to be a living legend, I guess?  (ahaha in supernatural-drama!fic starring Adme who taps into some Rumpus Cat powers actually this DID try to happen; anyway she tried to chat him up to get info.)

oh, my girls!  I think I’ve been more of a Vicki/Jem shipper but I could get on board with this.

….Close enough

PLEASE :DDD

Oho yes, I mean this is somewhat implied, right?

?!?  I don’t know??  again, just never used to consider, partly because no one ever used to ship Jenny with anyone except Bustopher or Skimble, but??  I think as I age I just more and more want good things for Bombalurina so?!?

My MJ+RT instincts are just so strong that as with the Rumpelteazer ships it’s hard to think of anything else, but… maybe?

Here it is!  This has gotten to be quite a thing recently, hasn’t it? it’s quite new to me!

Probably a reasonably standard kitten ship?

…should I just note that I’ve gotten Tantomile/Tantomile three times now?  please calm down gen.

Hee!  I feel like they move in different spheres most of the time, but, some train-based story?

IM ACTUALLY INTRIGUED.

…I need to stop.  That’s it for now!  

Top 5 ideas to come out of this — either because I think they’re actually workable or I just NEED TO KNOW MORE

5. Misto/Rumpelteazer - ???

4. Rum Tum Tugger/Bustopher Jones - not even really as a ship, but I now want that fic of poor Busto trying to take RTT on a nice dinner date

3. Munkustrap/Bombalurina - like I say I haven’t really shipped them romantically, but I now kinda want someone to.  show me how it goes.

2. Quaxo/Plato - this must be a thing already?  surely??

1. DEMETER/TANTOMILE ft. sordid past with Macavity optionally - INTRIGUED I TELL YOU

#rumpelteazer #bombalurina #munkustrap #tantomile #cats the musical #random pairings #silliness #random pairings gen