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#I need more beastmanšŸŗ
blues824 Ā· 2 years
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šŸ’‰The first years having a lady tomoya s/o
šŸ’‰Learning that she is a demon and only needs a cup of blood to survive.
(that the teachers and headmaster agreed on and giving her donation blood )
šŸ’‰Them learning about her blood demon art when a overbolt happened and they saw them drawing blood from her wirst to use it them learning they can heal faster than normal humans.
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šŸ’‰Seeing a serious s/o with the chaotic 1st years is something I (yushiro gives me sebek vibes)
ā™„ļøā™ ļøšŸŽšŸŗšŸŠšŸ“–
I loved the concept of this, so here you go!
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Ace Trappola
When he learns that you are a demon, he lets out the most high-pitched scream you have ever heard. He acts all tough until you spill that on him and now heā€™s trembling in his Heartslabyul uniform.Ā 
He calms down when he hears you say that you buy blood from consenting donors rather than just taking it for yourself. Thisā€¦ unique business transaction is mutually beneficial because you help someone financially and they help you with sustainment.
He is definitely the type to either fake an injury or exaggerate a small injury just so you could patch him up and soothe him. To get your attention, he will definitely lay his head on your lap and pout until you start giving him love and affection.
When Riddle overblotted, that was the first time where you demonstrated your blood demon art. You made Riddle hallucinate through your blood, which allowed the students to take him down. From there, you nursed him back to health as best you could.
You earn a lot of respect on campus since you are very serious and you tend to break up a lot of fights. You are a role model in class and all the teachers and professors always use your work as examples.
One time, Cater and Trey were going to Samā€™s shop for ingredients when they walked in on you scolding Ace for running his mouth and getting into a fight because of it. You, who believed that violence was never the answer, felt betrayed.
I do think you would have to take online classes most of the time due to the sun being harmful to demons. Since Ace isnā€™t nocturnal, it causes some problems, but late night weekends are great for the both of you.
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Deuce Spade
When he learns that you are a demon, I feel like heā€™d see it as really cool. I mean, the love of his life is so beautiful yet dangerous. He might be a little intimidated at times, but he doesnā€™t love you any less than he did.
He understands that you need sustainment, and he finds it nice (in a more unique way) that you buy blood from consenting donors. When he sees you drink it, it reminds him a lot of vampires and how they suck the blood of humans.
He wonā€™t fake an injury to get your attention. Rather, whenever he felt attention starved, he would get into a fight with someone over the smallest thing just so you would focus on him, even if it was in a negative way.Ā 
When Riddle overblotted, it was the first time you demonstrated what you could do. Everyone around you saw Riddle get distracted by something and that led them to a weak point. Even though he would never tell you, Deuce got jealous about how caring and motherly you were acting towards his Housewarden while nursing him back to health.
You have everyoneā€™s respect here. The teachers love you, the students want to be you. Youā€™ve saved so many students from Deuce. Iā€™m not joking. You would arrive before the fight starts and drag him away by the ear.
Youā€™ve scolded him many times and brought up the promise he made to his mother and how he wouldnā€™t be honoring it by fighting. He understands where youā€™re coming from, but it low-key still hurts whenever youā€™re right.
You take online classes most of the time so as to not get hurt by the sun, so he would often go over to Ramshackle to hang out with you and study with you as well. Maybe late-night library study dates. Thereā€™s not many options here until Rip-off MJ finds a way to conquer the sun.
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Jack Howl
When he finds out youā€™re a demon, he doesnā€™t really care either. Heā€™s a beastmanā€¦ so what? It doesnā€™t matter to him, as long as you both love each other. Heā€™s not very intimidated, but heā€™s aware that you could kill him in a few seconds if so desired.
Just like he needs meat to sustain his wolfly diet, you need blood to sustain your demonic diet. He might be a tad uncomfortable with you casually drinking blood, but at least you buy it from a willing person rather than just taking a bite.
I feel like he doesnā€™t get injured often, but he might feel sore from either P.E. or Magift practice. He would go to you to calm down and feel at peace as you massaged his back and shoulders, as well as giving some medicine to keep the soreness to a minimum
When Leona overblots, you took the chance to demonstrate a small portion of your power by distracting him via hallucination. Diasomnia was quickly evacuated, and the other students defeated Leona. Jack also got a bit territorial when you acted so kind to his Housewarden while he was recovering.
Even in Savanaclaw, you are very well-respected. Some even bow their heads as if you were a person of royalty. You help out as best you can in the infirmary as well as just in Savanaclaw since most of them do extreme sports.Ā 
He tries his best to not get into fights, but sometimes itā€™s necessary. You are both at a mutual understanding that Jack would try his best to avoid it, or try not to bring too much damage until you arrived on scene.
Since you have to remain online, your relationship becomes a tad more complicated. However, Jack switches from morning runs to walks so that he can have enough energy to do a night walk as well. Study dates are also a necessity.
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Epel Felmier
Heā€™s another one whoā€™s scared when he finds out youā€™re a demon. Sure, there are beastmen on campus, but they donā€™t consume the blood of humansā€¦ which is what he is. He will try to make it seem like he isnā€™t phased, but he definitely is.
His heart starts beating again when you tell him that you purchased it from consenting donors and would never do anything evil like what he originally thought. He does find it disturbing whenever he sees you drinking human blood, but he would fight anyone who talked about it.
With your medical knowledge, you serve a great purpose in Pomefiore. You have dabbled in dermatology since it ties with other illnesses and therefore can give advice to the students of that dorm. You often would politely giggle at Epelā€™s pure hatred for Vilā€™s skincare routine for him.
When Vil overblots, thatā€™s when you expose your powers. You are able to 1) Make Vil hallucinate and therefore get distracted, and 2) Get him to spill the beans as to why he overblotted in the first place. You then helped nurse him back to health (Epel totally didnā€™t get jealous).
You are often consulted within the Dorm because of your medical knowledge as well as your beauty. Vil sees you as a friend, and so does Rook. Epelā€™s glad that you are welcome to the dorm because it means he gets even more time to see you.
Country boy means fights. There is no way he wonā€™t get into one if he gets the chance. Of course, he has to face Vilā€™s and your anger when he comes back, but yeah. There have been many times where you stood there with a disappointed look on your face.
You remain in Pomefiore to do your classes so that you can spend more time with your boyfriend. Vil might disagree with staying up so late, but Epel just wants to spend time with you as well. With the promise of being cooperative during the next dayā€™s skin care routine, Vil reluctantly allows it.
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Sebek Zigvolt
At least you arenā€™t a weak human. If Iā€™m not wrong, demons live longer than even faes doā€¦ so yeah. You understand the power of a monarchy, and you understand that the young lord must be given the utmost respect. That being said, youā€™re alright in his book.
He does get a bit disturbed whenever he sees you casually drinking a cup of blood, but itā€™s not the weirdest or most horrifying thing heā€™s seen in Twisted Wonderland. You gladly explain that you buy the blood you need from consenting donors, and that you donā€™t take any more than necessary.
He would never tell you whenever he wants your attention. He will instead start yelling at everyone for any minor inconvenience. Only you have the power to calm him down, and thatā€™s by forcing him to lay his head in your lap, where you start telling him a story. He will fall asleep dreaming of whatever you tell him.
When dealing with the overblots, you cut yourself so as to expose the blood you have. Many have been captivated by the spell and got distracted, leaving an opening that the others used to their advantage. Plus, you nurse the victims back to health.
You are also respected in Diasomnia because of the power you have. While you donā€™t condone violence, there are other ways to defeat someone. Plus, your medical knowledge exceeds that of most professionals.Ā 
From what Iā€™ve seen, heā€™s all bark and no bite, so you donā€™t have to scold him a lot. However, thereā€™s that once in a blue moon where he does get dragged into the first yearsā€™ problems and you come and drag all of them by the ears to the Headmage.Ā 
You do online courses at Diasomnia, but there are a few times where you still have to go back to Ramshackle. Whenever that happens, Sebek will gladly take your arm in his and escort you safely to retrieve whatever you need to. Itā€™s always peaceful when you both walk there and back. Truly romantic.
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twistedwonderworm Ā· 1 year
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Wolf's Prey (TWST NSFW)
Pairing: Jack Howl x M!reader
Warnings: Primal kink, no actual sex
Word count: 318
Everyone in this fic is 18+
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Y/N ran through the woods, ducking behind trees and bushes when he needed to stop to catch his breath and look behind him. Nothing. Y/N had been married to his high school sweetheart Jack for about a year now, but the thought never crossed his mind until earlier tonight. So he brought it up, and now here they were, Jack hunting his beloved human through the woods that surrounded their home.
The human started to run again, his lungs still screaming for air, but the adrenaline that was running through his system telling he needed to keep running. Despite all of this though, he could also feel the arousal. He had no idea he would enjoy something like this, but he knew his body wasn't lying to him.
He was trying to keep running but somehow Jack had found him. He knocked into Y/N, knocking him off balance but catching him up against a tree before he fell. The wolf beastman buried his face into the crook of Y/N's neck, breathing in his scent.
"I caught youā€¦" Jack growled, sounding a bit more feral than he normally did. "You know what that means, don't you~?"
Y/N nodded, shivering at the growling, "You win. Let's go home.."
"No," Jack chuckled. "I don't smell or hear anybody around, so I'll be taking you right here."
Just the thought had Y/N's blood rushing south, but he wasn't ready to submit. Not yet. He aimed a punch at Jack's gut but the wolf moved out of the way quickly. Though this left his grip on his human loose, and Y/M was able to pull away and start running. He heard Jack growl behind him and give chase, and it caused a smile to spread across his face. He didn't want this end just yet, no matter how rough getting caught next would be on him.
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hanafubukki Ā· 2 years
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Convert AnonšŸ’œ here!!
Me remembering that canonically Azul is bigger than the tweels and just *looks at Azul and makes amall grabby hands* lemme see him all bigšŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗ
Also i have been just doing random thinks of if our dna permanently changed from some sort of magic mishap and weā€™re now what our lover is and also we have magic now and even with tests itā€™s showing up as this different dna and itā€™s irreversible and now weā€™re stuck like thisļæ¼ (Also not cause I got octopus as what sea animal I am no no way is this the inspirationļæ¼ for it)
(And sorry but octotrio is once again the first and is being Remy to my brain)
We wake up in the infirmary, groaning and trying to sit up and everything is cold. Everything looks funny as well, and the sounds are much different. Once our brain is able to rub two braincells together that weā€™re in water and also mentally making a reminder to strangle Ace for throwing that ingredient into the potion.
Then, we notice the tentacles, shock and surprise and flailing back before bumping out head and looking down at ourselves. What came to mind was the overblot form of Azul, but heā€™s a octomer so it makes sense and weā€™re not-
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Ace is so dead.
Basically now we have Azul teach us how to octopus and also we now have to take human potions to be on land and Ace would 100% get one big ol smack for it. Ace stop throwing random things in potions. If I woke up as an eel the first thing i would do is first off, bite Ace for doing this to me, then ask Floyd or Hade to teach me how to swim and also how to eel
Next would be Malleus as a dragon fae(Ace bullying hours cause he knocked over a lot of things)(somehow youā€™re now fae)
You wake up with a tail and horns, trying to adapt to these new weights and Malleus has to help you get used to magic again and Lilia also may or may not also help but also may tease and Malleus maybe would teach you how to turn into a dragon and maybe try to help you make a hoard and you two can lay on shinyā€™s together
If you woke up as a vampire I feel like Lilia would maybe be sad, cause heā€™s so old and you were so young but now you have eternity together but also you will outlive almost all of your friends and he knows what itā€™s like and will comfort you later when it happens and hold you as you cry
Waking up as a beastman would be so funny like with Leona weā€™re now a lioness and he now has a lil bit of fear and Ruggie weā€™re a hyena and heā€™s also very scared cause newborn female hyenas outrank older males ļæ¼automatically and he would need some lovings very much, as a wolf I think Jack would try and help up as much as he can and also now youā€™re also kinda pack cause crush and now youā€™re a wolf too and heā€™s like šŸ‘€šŸ„ŗšŸŗ(like if you want tk become pack with him)
I think azul would be as huge as Ursula and then you really will be tiny compared to him lolol but hey, more to hug and cuddle. Kind of like ponyo mother.
Convert anonie you are speaking my language. I love stories in which the love interest sometimes changes to match their beloveds šŸ’•šŸ’•šŸ’•Ā 
you dont have to apologize for going with octatrio first, its okay ā˜ŗļøšŸŒ»
Rest In Peace Ace, you have my condolences. šŸ¤²šŸ˜‚šŸŒŸ on the bright side, you have eight arms and legs and you can multitask now šŸ˜‚ whoop! lolol jkjkĀ 
ah ace, crewel is also going to have your head. on the bright side, Azul is going to have fun teaching you to navigate in your new form and now you can talk to the fishes šŸ‘šŸ‘ you wonder and happiness in this new form might even help Azul have a positive view of his October form
careful convert anon, I might be wrong but biting might be a a type of mating ritual. you don't want to make the leech this jealous now would you??šŸ‘€šŸ‘€
yes, waking up as a fae and a dragon at that? ace I am going to hug you ...after he gets threatened with a few fire spells. malleus is going to be excited to have another dragon fae with him. his child of ma-..well fae now match him and you get closer with him even more as you spend time with him. after awhile, he might even teach you history of the fae and the culture...as time goes on. you might even notice that he is courting you the tradition dragon way.
....man waking up as a vampire as its gifts and its tragedies...but at least I have an excise for wanting to bitĀ Liliaā€™s ears now lolol but true, living a long life will hurt as time passes but now you have Lilia to comfort you and malleus as he too will live a long life. I feel like Lilia having a companion in life with give him a sense of comfort and happiness. Silver will be happy for his father that he won't be lonely after he passes. but there is always hope, as time passes...you notice that some of these new people you meet along the way..well, they kind of remind you of your friends from hundreds of years ago. you cant help but smile and greet them. happy to have them in your life again.
(....I went deep there, do you see the hold this old grandpa has on me?? shddjddnj)Ā 
leona can definitely not call us herbivore anymore in a snarky way anymore, but he's going to have funny teaching you how to be a beastman. watch the rest of Savanaclaw fall on their feet making sure you are taken care of because they respect women. but as tine goes on, you and leona get closer and closer. sometimes he pulls on your tail affectionally, or rubs your ears, or nuzzles you and at this point you can hear theĀ ā€œcan you feel this love tonightā€ song playingĀ 
Ruggie is going to be sweet and teach you the ways but he's extra tired now, leona give him a raise damnit. it isn't easy racing an adult ...new born but at least he will have fun. you will see that Ruggie give more for to you than usual, sometimes out of his own stash. and you would share it back to him. in a way, this is him showing he can provide for you and he's worthy and you sharing the food in return shows you think him of equal status.
jack is a good boy, he will help you out. he wouldn't mind you becoming a part of his pack and maybe even more. he will help you to the best of his abilities and even call home and ask for advice if he doesn't know. you can see his wag tail whenever you accomplished something you are proud of. he knocks his forehead onto yours when he is especially happy and proud.
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TWST Boys Working at McDonaldā€™s Headcanons
Donā€™t ask why I wrote these, I blame the stress of finals šŸ˜‚ it has finally broken me Iā€™m lovinā€™ it
The Jade edit is by cream-chix! Go check out their whole series of TWST McDonaldā€™s icons.
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šŸŒ¹ Riddle šŸŒ¹
Frequently gets mistaken as a kid that wandered behind the counter. Has to remind his coworkers that he, indeed, also works there.
Mcfucking loses it if he catches you eating food on your shift (looking at YOU, Ace!!).
Can recite the employee manual and all the policies and rules to you off the top of his head. Demands that his coworkers memorize them, too. He can and he will report you to the manager if he sees you screwing around!
ā™£ļø Trey ā™£ļø
Heā€™s just here because he needs to help pay for his college tuition and textbooks.
Technically heā€™s supposed to stop people from getting refills without paying for them, and technically heā€™s supposed to charge extra for sauces, but Trey doesnā€™t. He isnā€™t paid enough to care.
Heā€™s not the manager, but he gives off manager vibes... so the entitled customers always screech to speak to him. Trey just wishes they wouldnā€™t cause trouble.
ā™¦ļø Cater ā™¦ļø
The employee thatā€™s always on his phone when you walk up to the counter to order.
Regularly leaks McDonaldā€™s secrets and shares tea about his coworkers on his Magicam page.
Actually takes the time to make sure your food vaguely resembles the food in the ads, just so the customers can get a semi-cute pic for their socials.
His UM makes him perfect for rush hours!
Has an existential crisis every time he stares deep into his own eyes whenever he cleans the bathroom mirrors.
ā™„ļø Ace ā™„ļø
His brother used to work here as the manager, so Ace got in through that connection. Heā€™s gonna be the very best, like no one ever was and surpass his brother!
Waits for Riddle to turn his back, then stuffs his face with all the cherry pies; thereā€™s only going to be apple pies for sale when heā€™s on shift.
Frequently gets into arguments with what he calls ā€œKarensā€.
Always has beef with some coworker (usually Deuce), insists that theyā€™re going to have a fist fight behind the dumpster after work.
ā™ ļø Deuce ā™ ļø
The fresh-faced newbie that tries super hard to please his manager.
Asks to be graded on his performance every season, as if heā€™s in school or something.
People always call on Deuce to help resolve minor technical issues. Once, he punched the ice-cream machine in an attempt to fix it and it actually worked.
šŸ¦ Leona šŸ¦
Got a job only because his family wouldnā€™t stop nagging him about it.
Takes up a whole booth to nap while Ruggie covers for his shift. No one questions it.
Always scrapes the lettuce and other veggies off the burgers he eats for his lunch breaks. Hisses when he learns his McDonaldā€™s branch started offering salads.
Cheka visits sometimes to grab a Happy Meal; he asks his uncle to give him a smile with his Happy Meal, which Leona grumpily gives.
Gets into fights with Vil and Malleus about his work performance every other day.
šŸ† Ruggie šŸ†
Eager to take on his coworkersā€™ shifts! He could make do with the extra money.
Chipmunks large amounts of food in his mouth during his meal breaks. Collects scraps to repurpose into more meals for later. Saves condiment packets tooā€”you never know when you might need them!
He might pocket some Happy Meal toys to palm off for small bonus profit later.
šŸŗ Jack šŸŗ
Takes his job super seriously. Quick to tattle or report a coworker if they misbehave.
Uses his beastman traits to his advantage. For example, he uses his nose to sniff out overcooked food and his ears to pick up on incorrect orders.
Jack knows McDonaldā€™s doesnā€™t have real meat, but heā€™s not afraid to tell it like it is. Whatā€™s wrong with spreading public awareness? People ought to know what theyā€™re putting in their bodies!
šŸ™ Azul šŸ™
Artificially restricts the McRib and Szechuan sauce supply to drive demand up. Evil capitalist bastard.
Generally acts nice enough, but has a tendency to humble brag about his accomplishments. ā€œAnything you can do, I can do betterā€ energy.
Kisses the managerā€™s ass. Eventually usurps power and becomes the manager himself.
Always eats salads on his lunch breaks, except that one time he wolfed down 100 pieces of Chicken McNuggets in one go.
Uses Grim as a dirty dish rag.
šŸ¬ Jade šŸ¬
Seems like the ideal employee on the surface (on time, no behavioral issues, etc.), is actually the most vindictive and passive aggressive person youā€™ll ever meet. If you slight him, his eyes will never leave you.
Happily crushes childrenā€™s hopes and dreams by telling them that Chicken Mcnuggets are actually made of pink slime.
Whenever it is his turn to take out the trash, you swear the garbage bags are wiggling and letting out muffled cries for help.
Petitions corporate to add more mushroom items to the menu.
šŸ¦ˆ Floyd šŸ¦ˆ
50/50 chance he doesnā€™t show up for his shifts and the manager has to scramble to find a replacement. When he does show up, thereā€™s a 50/50 chance he causes a mess or a near-death accident.
Tells you the ice-cream machine is broken, but when you turn your back he proceeds to slide under the dispenser and eat ice-cream straight from the nozzle.
Ditches his shift halfway through to play in the indoor playground (with his shoes on, the harlot!!). He hides in the ball pit and waits for kids to come by to drag them down.
Just chows down on food when the munchies bit him, doesnā€™t matter whose order it is or who is watching him. Plays with Happy Meal toys or starts mixing sauces when heā€™s bored enough, too.
ā˜€ļø Kalim šŸ•Œ
His dad is a franchisee of multiple branches and owns stock in the company. Kalim thought a fast food job sounded fun, so... here we are.
He dances with the mop or broom while heā€™s on clean up duty!
Sometimes crashes into work late on his magic carpet, or just rides a stampede of animals in.
Tries to help out with cooking, but he always ends up dumping tons of sugar into the beverages or too much seasoning and sauce onto burgers and fries.
šŸ Jamil šŸ
Looks like he doesnā€™t want to be here and heā€™d rather be doing almost anything else.
Also sounds like he is bored out of his mind when he speaks to you.
Has to apologize to you for his coworkersā€™ screw-ups (not naming any names Kalim).
If he sees a bug on the food, heā€™s not going near it. What if it laid eggs in the sesame bun or something?!
Applying to work at Chipotle or some other fast food joint, anything to get him far, far away from his idiot coworkers.
šŸ‘‘ Vil ļæ½ļæ½ļæ½
Heā€™s only working here as a publicity stunt because his manager said it would make him seem more relatable to the layman. Hordes of fans visit just to grab a pic with him.
A perfectionist with his food. Sometimes it takes him half an hour to prepare a simple order just because he wants a burger to have the perfect ratio of ingredients, or because he wants the fries to be perfectly seasoned and a perfect golden brown color.
Starts calling people ā€œpattiesā€ in addition to ā€œpotatoesā€.
Totally rocks the McDonaldā€™s uniform. All his followers start wearing McDonaldā€™s uniforms as a new fashion trend.
Turns his nose up at the menu items and refuses to let them pass his lips. Even the fruit smoothies McDonaldā€™s offers are suspicious, according to Vil.
šŸ¹ Rook šŸ¹
A rare creature that actually enjoys working at this forsaken place. Comes into work every day with a big smile on his face.
Draws ketchup and/or mustard smiles on your pickles and tucks them in with a blanket of processed cheese yes, just like Spongebob would.
Stares intensely at customers that choose to dine in.
Volunteers to dress as Ronald McDonald whenever the branch decides to hold a mascot meet and greet. (Vil helps him with his clown makeup.) Genuinely has a good time entertaining the kids and taking photos with them.
šŸŽ Epel šŸŽ
Actually prefers Burger King, but has been forbidden from uttering it.
Mumbles; itā€™s very hard to hear him, especially over the drive-thru mic. He has to speak slowly and carefully so the mic actually picks up on his voice.
Really annoyed with his job. He gets handed all the easy tasks like restocking sauces when what he really wants to do is sling sacks of potatoes on his shouldersā€”manly stuff like that!
Gets handed Happy Meals for his lunch breaks, which makes him see red.
šŸ’€ Idia šŸ”„
Banned from the kitchen; everyone fears his hair will cause a fire if he gets close to the oil. Heā€™s forced to man the drive-thru or a register, which sets his social anxiety skyrocketing.
Vague posts online about how much he hates his job and/or his coworkers.
Comes into work with little robots and gadgets to do his job for him. Basically automates his tasks.
Complains about the shitty marketing tactics McDonaldā€™s has (they should make a dating sim like KFC did!).
šŸ¤– Ortho šŸ¤–
Ortho is the ice-cream machineā€”
Comes equipped with gizmos and gadgets to optimize the service qualityā€”thermometer to test oil temperature, statistical analysis software packages to analyze sales data, built-in calculator and card reader...
Stays out of the kitchen to avoid overheating his circuits!!
šŸ‰ Malleus šŸ‰
Working at McDonaldā€™s to better understand how the common folk live. (Sebek was highly against Malleus lowering himself to a food service job meant for peons.)
Has to use a notepad to record orders because he canā€™t operate a computer or an electronic cash register to save his life. Also has to work only with cash because he canā€™t use the card reader.
Since he looks scary, everyone avoids his line when he has a shift in the front.
Cooks burgers and fries with his dragonic fire. It makes the food taste smokier than usual.
šŸ¦‡ Lilia šŸ¦‡
The super old guy that works the front counter (youā€™re not sure why heā€™s here, shouldnā€™t he be retired already?).
Really good with the kids! If thereā€™s any crying in line, he makes funny faces or lets them play with a free Happy Meal toy until they calm down.
Not allowed in the kitchen. Like, at all. He snuck in there a few times and waltzed out with terrifying creations of his own, which he tried to convince the manager to add to the ā€œsecret menuā€. Liliaā€™s been banned ever since.
āš”ļø Silver šŸ’¤
Takes items very literally. You order ā€œone large fryā€, and you get a single large fry in your bag.
Stares off into space while heā€™s waiting for the card reader to print your receipt, sometimes dozing off altogether and falling asleep while standing up.
Has to read your order to you multiple times to confirm it is correct.
āš”ļø Sebek āš”ļø
Refuses to serve you the lunch menu at 11:59 am. Refuses to let you use more than one coupon per order, too.
Attends every optional team meeting and training session; highly encourages his coworkers to do the same. The kind of guy that strives to be employee of the month every month.
Shouts Speaks loudly and clearly, even over the drive-thru mic.
Salutes to his manager every day and treats work like heā€™s waging war on the customersā€™ stomachs.
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