#I’m kinda flirting back but also me and Maple had chemistry in HHP we kinda had something and Rosie doesn’t need to know

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

I need a bestie who is as mentally ill over animal crossing as I am in the year of 2022

#animal crossing new horizons #I do have friends who play it but alas time zones make it impossible to play 90% of the time #let’s talk about our island drama currently Rosie is flirting with me and someone has been threatening Stitches but nobody knows who #I’m kinda flirting back but also me and Maple had chemistry in HHP we kinda had something and Rosie doesn’t need to know #and I overheard skye talk to the newest island resident about how much she loves herbs I think she’s a grower if not a dealer #I think something is sus about Rio but I can’t place it yet hopefully she’s not the one who was bothering stitches #stitches is my bff #also Celia (who was an active stalker and has been since kicked out) has not shown her face but I feel like one of my villagers is— #—spying on me in her stead I’m just not allowed to have privacy on my own island #I’m building these guys a castle and they’re so ungreatful smh #okay maybe I am practicing unethical science in my lab but they don’t need to know what