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femboylando · 10 months
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HOLT FUCK LOOK AR MT GIRLFRIEND IM SICK FO MY STOMACH HES SO PRWTTY ANS PERFECT
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nutria--oscura · 6 months
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Y'ALL HAVE ME SO SCARED FOR THIS (@cookies-over-yonder @officialgleamstar y'all's posts have slain me) HERE WE GO
like, i'm crting and i haven't even stareted the ep yet wtf-
~spoilers for S2 ep35 under the cut~
preface: I AM SCARED I AM CLUTCHING NICK JR (mouse/rat soft toy) ON THE VERGE OF TEARS
THE PASTA PUNS IN THE INTRO
the sound effects low-key make me wanna throw up-
update: the sound effects make me high-key wanna throw up-
the intro is the high before the storm right? oh dear~
yesss, link is a spouse to his best friends <3
gosh I missed their voices so much <333 <- literally have 100+ episodes it can listen to whenever they want
freddie correcting beth's fact is literally my best friend and i on a daily basis (whos who? we take turns)
i could listen to an entire podcast of just freddie saying facts. like genuinly
HERMIE FACT??? SCAM CONJURED HIM INTO EXISTENCE AS A HIGHSCHOOLER??? MY POOR BOI-
TJ SHOT NICK'S ARM OFF WHAAAAAAA-
TERRY :) WHAT:)?
"your time studying the blade has served you well" what is hapening?
whAT IS HAPPENING????
Terry Jr's back <333
"i did not think that's how this fight was gonna go" same will- same
hey imps? what the fu-
NORMAL'S BACK BOIIIIIIII
ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL NAT 1 HAH
SCARY AND TERRY JR <3
MEMORY TIME OH DEARRR
"in going from enemies to lovers so to speak"
all the fanfics were right- (nicky's reasoning, him attempting to reason with the others)
ron and nicky are such a vibe together honestly
OH NO- NICKY WAS SO REASONABLE TOO AND YET-
LARK AND SPARROW WITH CROSSBOWS TERRY WITH A SHOTGUN WHERE'S GRANT???
"and a badass fight ensues, but also sad"
oh there's grant
OH WE GOT THE WHOLE ASS SCENE OH SHIT-
TERRY SHOT NICKY, NICKY STABBED TERRY-
TERRY JR AND RON <33
terry's memory being ron forgiving him- (henry voice) oh gosh. oh geez-
"did you see what i did to like, my best friend" BEST F R I E N D
"you showed up, y'know?" what if i just combust?
Scary hugging Terry<333
THEY'RE ALL HUGGING
oh my heart
hey glenn, respectfully, fuck offffff
nicky having more emotional intelligence than glenn is so true-
OH HERE COMES THE GLENN AND NICKY AND TAYLOR SHIT-
"i have a memory that you weren't around for. which was the birth of your grandson" AHHHHHHH
"i always thought taylor came out real quiet. like a real stoic ninja." "nope. came out crying like a baby dude"
glenn... glENN. GLENN! NO. NOT INFRONT OF YOUR 3 DAY OLD GRANDSON
THE FANFICTIONS WERE SO RIGHT- (GLENN IN NICKY'S LIFE BEFORE THE FAITHFULL SOCCER TRIP)
brb cause im like actually crying cause of that scene-
ok... lets go... (screaming crying sobbing sliding down a wall)
JODIE VISITEDDDD
FUCKING TELL HIM NICKYYYY FUCKING TELL HIMMMM
"i remember when... was that you? yea, i remember when you were born." WHAT DO YOU MEAN WAS THAT YOU???? THAT WAS YOUR FUCKING SON
YES GLENN. REFLECT BITCH-
"i didn't see a lot of taylor's growing up, and that was- that was- we're cool now, right taylor?" "fuck yea dawgggg. well-" HERE IT COMES
I AM HEEDING THE WARNINGS
"if i'm gonna be honest dad, i've kinda been hoping and keeping an eye out for time travel magic so that we could go back in time and you could be there for me" imma go ahead an roll a d20 of psychic damage- ah, a nat20 damage, yea that seems about righ- HIS VOICE HOW IT WENT ALL SOFT AND QUIET AND SHY AND THE COMPLETE FUCKING OPPOSITE OF HOW HE IS USUALLY OH SHIT OH FUCK
NICKY ROLL PSYCHIC DAMAGE BOI-
"as a result i have developed a number of very bad habits, that i am told are very hard to break"
"it's too late"
"but you know if there is time travel magic, then y'know maybe- or if you find it, you can maybe, pick me up on the way back to the past" HIS VOICE, THE MAYBES-
"we're just 3 cool guys" "well-"
"i didn't even know where you were"
I'M SORRY- THREE (3) YEARS????
NICKY NO- DON'T-
more memories??? MORE MEMORIES??? OH NO-
OUCH OUCH OUCH O U C H-
HE'S DONE WITH KARATE- NO- NO NO NO N O
FUCKING HELL FUCK ME-
sorry, i have strong feeling w/ regards to parents not showing up to (sprots) stuff
~a pattern~
YES LINK, STARE DAGGERS INTO HIM, DEFEND YOUR QPR BESTIE
the- the fanfics were right (glenn keeping his distance not wanting to fuck nicky up but consequentially fucking nicky up)
"as you're saying this, without even wanting it to, tears are rolling down your cheeks. And in that moment, you and Taylor and Nick, all realise that there is no fixing this, that this is as good as it's going to get. That you are stuck with each other in the forms that you are now. You see daddymagic, that same daddymagic that exited Ron and Terry's body, emanate for their bodies like a fine mist coalesce into the air, and then zip into the jar and fill it up a little bit more, cause that's what your relationship is..." what if i- what if i lost it? right here right now?
gosh i DID NOT heed the warnings oh noooooooo
i'm sorry- the US MILITARY? oh fbi too
hahahahahahahah ha hah h a what? JODIE AND MORGAN ARE IN CUFFS-
GLENN LISTEN TO JODIE FFS
"i'd like to see you try" "hey is glenn immune to bullets?"
LINK KING OF HELLL HEYYYYYYYYYY-
NORMAL NO. BESTIE I LOVE YOU HECK I AM YOU BUT FUCK NO-
"dude- both of us look at each other - fear, fear in taylor's eyes. like, what the fuck are we getting into? why did i open my mouth?" FEAR IN TAYLOR'S EYES??? FEAR????
I'M SORRY? THE CAGE????
FIGHT TO THE DEATH??? NOOOOOOOOOOO
In conclusion:
I am now obsessed with Taylor Swift (Freddie's version)
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