#IM WALMART EMPLOYEES

[fox-guardian]

one thing about me is if I don't work at a store but someone thinks that I do and asks me for help I will simply try to help them anyway as a first instinct. that's not me flexing I just like helping people. like a lady at walmart once asked me to get a cart for her before she realized I didn't work there and bro I almost did it. I was at check out. with my Father.

just recently at another walmart a guy was asking me about bedsheets and I attempted to help him. I could not. he was talkin couches. he might not have even thought I worked there he mighta just been desperate for couch sheets. idk I just wished him luck and left in search of car cup trash cans.

once at hot topic a person asked me about jewelry and stuff and I just. assisted. I did math for this stranger. we chatted. I have never worked in a hot topic but I Was wearing a button-covered lanyard for a different store (I had work that day) so y'know fair but like bro. you would not believe how easy it is to talk to people with the pretense of you helping them with something it's wild.

#ramblings with major #also the lady thought i was a walmart employee not because of my blue striped shirt but because of my. pointy elf ears. #anyway there's no point to this i just think its funny that i keep doing this #like no im not getting paid to help you but you did ask nicely so

[jinmukangwrites]

By the way when I say "businesses are hostile to people not available in mornings (ie people who sleep during am hours thanks to grave shift, or people who work mornings, etc)" I mean banks, doctor offices, DMVs, dentists, etc should be open to 9pm, not that Walmart should reopen to its pre-covid 24.7 hours hope this helps

#me: i hate how hard it is to do things working grave shift everything is closed when I'm awake #them: IKR WALMART NEEDS TO BE 24 HOURS AGAIN #me: as a former walmart employee who worked Walmart pre-covid im killing you to death with my teeth #jin rambles #delete later #it took me 4 days to get a loan done with the bank because i sleep 8:30am-4:30pm and the bank closes at 6pm #walmart is open till 11pm (in my area at least) it does NOT need to be open all night again do you WANT the grave shift employees to die???

[scattered-winter]

working retail is making me remember how much i hate stupid customers btw

#so i work in a tiny nonprofit thrift store. right. #its one room w concrete floors and very compact shelving because there is just No Room for anything. #and our office/employee backroom/breakroom is a little corner with wood+canvas dividers separating it from the rest of the store #with LOTS of signs saying employees only nothing is for sale here etc etc etc #and there was a customer today who went through the divider to ''shop'' in the ''other section of the store'' #and we didnt even KNOW someone was back there until she brought up one of my coworker's purses to ask how much it was </3 #im so baffled. there are so many signs saying its employees only. #not to mention that the office is full of notes and paperwork and my boss's computer and filing cabinets and the fridge and microwave #its CLEARLY an office/break room. even if you ignore all the signs. and YET. #there's also people who will literally just steal. anything and everything #which like. i will always support shoplifting from walmart or another big retail company. in fact i encourage it. #but a tiny locally owned NONPROFIT thrift store that supports local arts ???? HELLO ???????????????? #gah. i should be allowed to throttle one customer per day. i should get paid to do so #most of them are so so sweet. we have regulars who are in almost every day and they are the NICEST people ever #but its just those few who are absolutely the worst most selfish stupid people to ever live #woes from work #winter speaks #all complaining aside i do enjoy my job quite a bit more than i thought i would #i like my coworkers and i feel like im actually connecting with most of them #and i love my supervisor. i have so much respect for her she's an amazing person #you win some you lose some i guess. cool job i actually like but with stupid fucking customers who make me want to MURDER

[ciceroandthelistener]

see it’s funny bc i don’t like getting into drama but at the same time im privy to SO MUCH at work that i end up knowing anyway

#you guys have no idea the shit that goes on between fucking walmart employees #and im automatically the person ppl go to with it

[maikerusapphire]

i made this brand new flag to honor walmart employees. notice how the "slim streak of aqua" is basically the same color as, like, pretty much everything in a walmart

#yeah i dont think i can shut up about being a walmart employee #im over here like “WOOOOOOO WALMART!!!!” and it's literally just an income #i guess it's a good thing that i'm proud of the company tho??

[hal-o-ween]

The way she holds Lockheed in this panel is so cute, he's like a cat

#excalibur posting will continue. sorry not sorry. #im almost through the excalibur book i have right now but im going on vacation soon and i will definitely try to pick up more excalibur #stuff then. want to talk to the comic store employees about working there anyways #because walmart is truly horrible <3 #also extremely obsessed with how juggernaut was here for like four panels before getting mentally bodied by Rachel #she's so kick ass i love her

[fabulouslygaybean]

brb gonna go cry now

#SINCE WHEN DID THEY START PUTTING **** BEHIND GLASS AT WALMART #i don't wanna have to call over an employee for this 😭 #i didn't wanna be perceived this whole shopping trip but now i have to tell the whole fuckin world that im buying this shit #sorry i am just. shriveling up out of embarrassment and i need to ramble about it before the shame eats me alive

[altruistic-meme]

was gonna buy my printer at the end of November as a treat for myself for doing nanowrimo but then I had the thought that like.

if I could print out a paper, then I could hang it in my fridge and keep track of my word counts throughout the month on the paper.

but that would require the printer BEFORE nanowrimo. so I'm gonna see if i can't buy one after work. Hdjajfjd

#in my defense though i literally have been meaning to buy a printer since. like. july. #and kept Not Doing It. #i also am only gonna try bc im going to be at Walmart at like 7am and while I'm pretty sure the printers arent locked up #i don't know if I'll be able to simply go to the self checkout with it #and my store doesnt usually have cashiers that early in the morning #mmm #idk #if i need to hunt down an employee i can I've done it before #I'm also going to try and clean up my den more and decorate a lil so i can try to write in there #problem with that though is that i uh. i don't have a Chair for the desk in there. #and my only options are a stool or a short and uncomfy like dining room chair. #or else I'll need to buy one of those too ;;;; #i wonder about amazon prices for those...... lemme look #it's less important than the printer though #anyways #shh ac

[zekkopunks]

#pov youre a walmart employee seeing a disheveled girl walk in on the 9th #im literally going to sprint out of class I don’t care

[hypeaholic]

*me, trying on five different outfits before leaving my apartment* I have to be the hottest person at this Walmart how else will i get other queers to come up to me and very bashfully compliment my style?

#a very shy walmart employee complimented my outfit today and holy shit the ego boost i got from that will last me at least three days #someone at gamestop said i looked very pretty and gave me a pokemon card and the way i could feel my pride inflate from that- #i do it for the girls and they gays yes but i primarily do it so the girls and the gays will compliment me #im a simple homosexual with simple wants and needs

[mrwilliewonka]

r/walmart discussing working conditions, pay, and unionizing:

r/walmart when shoplifting is brought up:

#idk if its just because its reddit but man people in that sub become big time bootlickers when it comes to shoplifting #and racist too because of course #im in that sub because im an ex walmart employee so i just like keeping tabs on whats going on

[shirakodai]

once again interrupting your regularly scheduled broadcast for some world trigger nonsense

#world trigger #world trigger oc #they went and got drinks at a 24h drive thru somewhere #before going to walmart bc what else are u gonna do at 2am when grumpy boy has insomnia #mr grumpy is still in his trion body cuz he doesnt like looking Tired but city is just out here lmfao #no random employee cares if ur a neighbor at 2am it's science #sweater neighbor belongs to @hubbleablubble btw! check out their art it's epic #shirakodai art #i would post this to main however im shy

[electoons]

wtf being in walmart is like going to hell willingly. i was trying to buy this little crystal ball from the "dollar section" that didn't have a price tag and the self checkout attendant was like "this doesn't have a price tag". im like "i know." (thats why i asked for your help) she goes "well we would have to do a price check on it to find out how much it is" and stares at me. i go ".....okay....um.....can we. do that" she says "was there any other ones on the shelf" "yes but that one didnt have a price tag either so i was hoping maybe you could help me out" (btw the ppl at target would ring it up for a dollar js they dont give a fuck i love them) then she calls someone else to go find one. i feel like shit and am debating literally just leaving but would feel guilty doing that too. five minutes later someone comes back and says "the other one on the shelf didnt have a price tag". (i want to die. i want to shove myself into the coin slot so i die inside the self checkout machine at wal mart) self checkout woman says "well we don't know how much it is so i cant ring it up" like. basically just said No you can't buy this. yes it is for sale. no you cant have it. die

#btw im not blaming this minimum wage elderly woman btw im blaming walmart for not training employees and just throwing them #onto the sales floor and telling them to figure it out #i just want a crystal ball. what the hell #i shouldnt have asked tbh i shouldve just shoved it down my shirt #mia.txt

[scattered-winter]

if I could give a kiss to all my mutuals' pets. I would.

#pfeiffer....olive....shiloh.....bitty......i am kissing them all upon their perfect little heads...... #im like a doting grandfather who lives far away and can never see his grandkids but keeps photos of them in his wallet #and brags about them to every walmart employee who bags his groceries #anyway mutuals and followers alike.....if you would like to show me pictures of ur pets...🤲🤲🤲🤲🤲 #winter speaks

[diamondnokouzai]

hi guys. come over.

#.din #.txt #now theres not a lot to do....anywhere in wisconsin. but. #we could catch a movie. we could go to the walmart. we could go to the grocery store. #we could go to the restaurant where i get my employee discount dont ask where im paranoid. we could go to culvers. #we could go to the piggly wiggly or the goodwill. theres a salvation army. #we could go to the gentrified downtown where the cops arrest homeless people. we could go buy candy. #anyways. come over.

[braveblackbutterfly]

Can we cancel today?

#my dad was about to argue with two walmart employees #i already have a headache thanks to therapy #plus im hungry #i just want to eat and then sleep #leeannbeingtoopersonal