#KITA but he absolutely wanted that second baby asap

[mintmatcha]

who accidentally knocks you up RIGHT after your first?

#period hadnt returned so you thought it was safe #nope #bam #two babies less than a year apart #its Katsuki by accident and hes a little pissed about it #KITA but he absolutely wanted that second baby asap

[bokutokoutarou]

Just murdered a fly in my room cause it terrified me to death :") And so I would like to ask how would the Captain squad react to a s/o that's absolutely terrified of insects? Like, they hear a buzz and freak out. XD And how would the captain bois deal with it?

ooh i’m highkey afraid of bugs too, but i’m way too scared to kill them (i get someone else to do it)

daichi sawamura

will not make u feel bad about it AT ALL. he won’t laugh at u or tease u, and if there’s a bug in the room he’ll make it his #1 priority to get it out

he won’t kill it though — he’d make it fly out of the window unharmed

would give u a huge hug afterwards bc he’s husband material, periodt.

kuroo tetsurou

unlike daichi, he’d tease the shit out of u if u start freaking out bc u heard/saw a bug

but despite all his teasing, he doesn’t want u to be scared for too long so he’d take care of it asap

his first instinct would be to kill it, but if u tell him not to then he’ll make sure it gets away unharmed

oikawa tooru

i feel like he wasn’t scared of bugs when he was younger, but now he’s absolutely terrified

if u wanted oikawa to save u then sorry, he’s screaming with u

would highkey swat at it like crazy and end up accidentally swatting it into ur face. 0/10 would not recommend

bokuto koutarou

would acc be very sweet about it bc he wants to protect u and doesn’t like seeing u scared

would swat the hell out of that bug (and it would actually work bc HAVE U SEEN HIS SPIKE DAMN)

he’d smother u with kisses if u were still scared afterwards to calm u down bc he’s cute like dat

ushijima wakatoshi

doesn’t really understand why ur scared but wants to make u feel safe regardless

if he sees a bug fly past him he’ll catch it in his hand and kill it with a neutral expression on his face

you’ll highkey scream bc what the hell???, but he means the best. he just doesn’t know any other way to handle it

terushima yuuji

he’d look like the type to tease u, but nope. in reality he’s a hyper baby, and his first instinct is to protect u

he’s a total swatter. it would literally look like he’s fighting the air, and he’d be jumping all over the place

u’d highkey laugh at him in the midst of all ur fear bc he’d look absolutely ridiculous, but hey — it gets the job done

futakuchi kenji

he’d probably laugh at u upon seeing u freak out, but if that bug comes near u two then that’s it — it’s dead

if it’s smth like a cockroach he’d highkey stomp on it with zero shits given

he’d highkey kill it even if u said not to (sorry, futacoochie is not a pacifist)

kita shinsuke

just gets a napkin, picks the bug up, and releases it gently out the window in the matter of seconds

that’s it. no commotion, chaos, or swatting. he actually knows what he’s doing

would make sure ur okay afterwards and would give u a kiss on the cheek. he’s best boi™ all fax no printer

#2k sleepover