#Kurz is God in my heart. My religion is Sewer Clown.

[crystalkleure]

Thoughts on Kurt?

FUCK YEAH CLOWN KING

• He is tall

• My GOD he is tall

• Not only is he Unreasonably Tall, he stands up perfectly straight and JUMPS UP IN THE AIR A LITTLE BIT to launch his beyblade. How is the repeated impact of hitting the ground again and again from that height not causing wear-and-tear on Kukulcan? I know beys are literally made to bash into eachother Aggressively and not break, but still. The Aggressive Bashing Into Other Spintops AND the unreasonable skyscraper launch combined seems like it should like...crack the tip or something?

• I can't believe Kurz is as tall as he is and he has his hair styled Stuck Straight Up to give the illusion that he is EVEN TALLER lmfao the sheer amount of Height Intimidation

• Fucking love the pink face paint trend amongst the entire clan of his sewer clowns. I bet Kurz is the one who started that trend.

• I admire everything about Kurz's style actually he is GARISH and BOLD and FANTASTIC

• He's glittery, apparently? Whenever he flicks his earring, little multicoloured sparkles come off it. I don't doubt it, he absolutely seems like someone who would be wearing a bunch of glitter.

• Kurz MIGHT be able to affect the weather? When he fought Valt in that one tournament in God, the sky outside very suddenly changed and there was unnatural bright blue lightning in the storm clouds. Kukulcan does blue lightning. There is absolutely a nonzero chance that Kurz used his Bey Magic to fuck up the weather for dramatic effect and that is terrifying [awestruck]

Fantastic, amazing, showstopping, superb. Everything about Kurz is completely perfect and I love him. I think Kurz Baratier should dethrone God and take his place.

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