#LMFOAOFNJF

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Hello! I hope you are well, you modern day Shakespeare you :D

Hypothetically, in your AU, do you think that Jeff would ever find somebody he actually likes romantically (if that’s even possible) as opposed to the way he just takes advantage of Nina? And if so, what would this entail?

UUMMMMMM hmmm.... no.

okay i lied yes its totally possible. BUT AGAIN i make jeff a VERY one dimensional character, his entire purpose is for nina, jane, and liu have a story to revolve around. I’ll try to talk abt it but it’s really just me saying not good..

in the event he did find someone he liked, he just kinda...hm... ok this is really hard wow... ive literally never once sat and thought about him in a relationship ......... idk i think he'd be... I LITERJHAGHKIH I CANT

depends. hes just some guy really and i do think he's very entitled, egotistical, and nina really helped fuck up his self importance b/c now he fully expects to be taken care of while he does fuck all. maybe he'd hold a hand or two. kinda sleezy. 'wyd.. pics?' at 3am. LMFAOOO HES SO UNPLEASANT IM SORRY ANON. prob would need some other hardass who's like "watch ur fucking mouth" but then he'd get mad and ghost them for 'being a bitch.' but if he had some rando sweetheart it wouldnt work either cuz he'd then never change. dunno... dunno.... i dont often think about them in relationships unless im actively shipping and even then i never put my ships into canon relationships... he's capable of romantic attraction but he's not even a good friend, much less a good boyfriend. he's lucky ben just doesnt care how people treat him, otherwise he'd have nobody

#UR SO KIND CALLING ME SHAKESPEARE AND THEN IM OUT HERE REPLYING LIKE 'well i do not know' #LMFOAOFNJF #IM SORRYYYY #TY ANON #ASKS #ben is literally the only person who jeff would even bother listening to #but bens ... ben.... and isnt gonna be like #'oh jeff...you have to change...!! you cant be such an awful boyfriend..! you must get flowers NOW..!'