#Meanwhile LQG has basically proposed but

[delicioussshame]

So, that AU where SY resurrected SJ? More of that. Will not stand by itself.

“Shen Yuan! Are you all right?”

Shen Yuan sighs. “Good morning, Shidi. As you can see, I am still in one piece.”

Shen Yuan then witnesses one of the rarest events in his life: Liu Qingge opening his mouth to ask about the parts of Shen Yuan’s body he cannot see, flushing and then deciding not to say the first thing that crossed his mind.

Shen Yuan has never been more grateful for a sudden attack of tack in his life.

"I see announcing yourself or waiting for a decent hour to visit is too much to ask of you, not that I'm surprised."

Shen Yuan winces. This conversation will already be uncomfortable without Shen Qingqiu’s interjections. Better run away. “It’s a nice day. Shidi, shall we take a walk?”

Liu Qingge takes a few seconds to continue glaring at Shen Qingqiu, who is more than happy to return the stare with equal vehemence, before physically dragging Shen Yuan away and out the bamboo house’s front door.

The sun is indeed shining bright in the early morning.

It doesn’t make Liu Qingge cheerier. “You don’t have to stay with him.”

This again. “I know.”

“Bai Zhan would take you.”

Shen Yuan laughs. “I don’t think I would be a good fit for your peak. I’ve told Binghe this before; here is where my disciples are, so here is where I stay.”

“But they’re not your disciples. They’re Shen Qingqiu’s.”

Shen Yuan knows Liu Qingge doesn’t mean to be hurtful, but it stings all the same. “I taught them for years. They’re at least as much mine as they are Shen Qingqiu’s.” He won’t bulge on this.

“You could visit from Bai Zhan. Or don’t you want to come because…”

Is Liu Qingge hesitating? Whatever gives him pause, Shen Yuan is sure he’s not going to like it.

“Shen Qingqiu implied you two were together.”

Shen Yuan can almost hear himself pales. “Shidi must have understood him wrong. We’re not.” Not in any way Liu Qingge would understand, at least. They’re certainly not romantically involved.

“I was going to help you, but he interfered.”

Yes, well, that’s what Shen Qingqiu said, hadn’t he? He probably just didn’t want Liu Qingge anywhere near his body. “It’s his body. He has feelings about what happens to it.”

“It’s not his anymore! It’s yours! He didn’t have the right to decide.”

Shen Yuan can’t believe he is having this conversation. “Wasn’t it better that way? Liu-shidi didn’t have to sacrifice himself. He’s not to blame for what happened. I was careless. It wasn’t his problem to solve.”

“You prefer him?”

Where the hell is this conversation coming from? “I would have preferred not to have been in a position where this was necessary.” So, so much. More than anything. “Can’t we just put this behind us and forget it ever happened? I’m fine. Mu-shidi said as much. I don’t want to talk about this anymore. Not with you, nor with anyone else. I trust Shidi will keep this quiet? For my sake? Please?”

“…Fine. If you’re all right. I still think you should leave Qing Jing. No one should be around Shen Qingqiu, you least of all. He hates you.”

Does he? Shen Yuan can’t tell anymore. “Seriously, between you and Binghe, what a bunch of worrywarts. I can take care of myself.” He’s survived through the book and ended up with Binghe on his side! Shen Qingqiu is nothing compared to that.

“Luo Binghe isn’t better! He’s not safe either!”

“Now you’re being ridiculous. Binghe wouldn’t hurt me. He’s had his difficult phase, but we’ve sorted it out.”

Liu Qingge shakes his head. “You’re too open. You can’t see it. I’d take you in, keep you safe away from them.”

Shen Yuan smiles. Liu Qingge’s protective side really went into overdrive since he learned that Shen Yuan wasn’t really a trained cultivator. It’s sweet, really, but unnecessary. “I’m grateful for Shidi’s offer, but I’m not one of his disciples. I can handle myself just fine.” Not that Liu Qingge minds his disciples like this.

“Today then. Come with me for today. You’re still weak. You shouldn’t stay with him.”

Oh well, he’s obviously not going to give up. Shen Qingqiu won’t like it, but he can deal. Shen Yuan is the one who had a close call yesterday. He can spend time with his friend if he wants to. “If it would soothe Shidi’s worries, then I will. Just for today.”

Liu Qingge’s frame loosens a fraction. “Good. Let’s go.”

Leaving Qing Jing Peak behind, even for a day, is complicated for Shen Yuan. He hopes his disciples will do well without him to supervise, but he can’t deny his heart lifts a bit as the peak fades.

#The Scum Villain Self Serving System #Scum Villain #Like what ship is this? #Cause SY sure doesn't know #Meanwhile LQG has basically proposed but #How would SY know that? By using his brain? Preposterous #kinktober 2019 series

[rarepears]

Gasp! The OnlyFans AU! I just had a thought! So, in a lot of fics, I see that YQY and SJ are basically SY's brothers in another life. So if we apply that here... if SJ was so startled to see someone crash land in his backyard, and somehow, forgot about his camera being on and he tried to check on LQG and flashed a side view of his face, would SY's brother start getting weird messages from randos or a freaked out visit from SY who ultimately doesn't say anything about this (SY is also YQY'S brother, so some bad habits are passed along) so when someone off the street or in a Serious Meeting suddenly blurts out a question that they obviously didn't mean to say to the Shen Family's Second Son about whether he has an OnlyFans streaming, not paying, account.

So now SJ has to try to tell everyone that he doesn't stream videos when his side profile /perfectly/ matches and maybe YQY takes a look to see why people keep insisting his little brother is an OnlyFans streamer. THAT IS HIS BROTHERS FACE WTF! And on some of the pics/vids, when his ankle is displayed, maybe he has a little beauty mark. Just. Like. His. Brother. Cue YQY losing his mind and desperately trying to find out if SJ somehow, with their insanely wealthy family, needs money. Even in another world, YQY assumes the worst. This time, SJ didn't even do anything! Nothing that could be misconstrued. Except for himself in another world, pandering to foot fetishists.

Meanwhile, in another world, SJ cannot get rid of this cultivator who insists on taking responsibility when HE'S the one who barged onto private property and started yelling about impropriety when he woke up before randomly proposing???

P.S. did tumblr eat my ask about Hibari being LXC's twin AU? Or did it not spark joy?

Omfg what a twist o.o

Hm, would Shen Yuan be able to recognize that face as his er-ge if the guy is wearing long hair and has more delicate facial features - lets say it's because of the lack of nutrients and insert some other bullshit xianxia explanations about being a Yin cultivator - coupled with the very different "personality" being shown? Maybe Shen Yuan might take rapid fire screenshots because the "girl" is so pretty" and then he accidentally sends the pics to the wrong number... ahaha I TOTALLY DID NOT MEAN TO SEND IT TO YOU DA-GE, IT'S SUPPOSED TO GO TO MEI MEI DELETE DELETE DELETE.

Too late. The messages already show "read" from da-ge. Damnit.

I guess the most reasonable explanation is that er-ge just has a look-alike. It's common enough -  scientists believe every person has roughly SIX doppelgangers out there. But it's still a fun thing to tease er-ge about.

However, now... if da-ge is feeling a little tired or he finds some free time... well... why not watch his didi's doppelganger having tea and being happy in a picturesque meadow on Onlyfans? Ahem, it's a bit awkward site to go to when his reasons for watching are perfect innocuous, but well, *insert shrug*.

More in the #shen jiu gets a thirsty onlyfans system so he never goes to cang qiong au

#yue qingyuan #svsss #svsss au #svsss ideas #scumbag self saving system #shen qingqiu #shen jiu #shen jiu gets a thirsty onlyfans system so he never goes to cang qiong au

[touchmycoat]

HX/LQG!anon: oh, Ella!LQG just pings my kinky heart - he's SURE HX is just messing with him, but there's just a tiny bit of his brain that says, but what if he really needs it? And he just. Wants. He wants to give HX what he needs. And there's that other bit of him that just feels really really good doing what HX tells him to do, a weapon put in good hands. LQG is all-in/ ride or die if he trusts (loves) someone, even if he tries to pretend that's not happening. (Such sub energy!!)

p.s. First David and Second David???????!!!!!! *SCREAMS* I HAVE TOO MANY FEELS! Talk about emotional whump... *bites nails in anticipation*

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YES YES YES YES AAAAAAHHHHH lqg honestly wants to be the weapon SO bad, just do as he's told because he knows he's in trusted hands. SUB!LQG IS YUMMIEST LQG. And He Xuan, well, he thrives off of control, that much is obvious. Not to be cliche but I want them to do every single con that involves He Xuan coming in and posing as LQG's debtor or employer or owner in some way, and at some point he just impatiently beckons LQG over, asks LQG why the job's all screwed up, and backhands LQG. LQG murmurs a "sorry sir" with no prompting at all, and HX nods, satisfied, before returning to the job.

BABE. BABE. I ALL OF A SUDDEN REMEMBERED NATE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A CATHOLIC PRIEST. WAS THAT WERE HX WAS HEADED?? NOT CATHOLICISM BUT DEVOUT DAOIST SCHOLAR, MAYBE HISTORIAN??

(then HX's entire backstory got a revamp so warning, this got super fucking long)

Like, he and his sweetheart got engaged during undergrad, and for HX's last year he got this huge grant to travel to China to do his research on, I dunno, the original sutras that brought buddhism to the mainland and the daoist sociopolitical interests that propelled the translations. His fiancee makes a joke about how he's like Tang Sanzang from Journey to the West, but will he be okay all by himself, all the demons out there wanna eat his flesh y'know. HX laughs it off and goes—but it's during this time that SWD's entire shit strikes. It's probably a real estate thing to begin with—HX's dad's little Chinese diner refuses to sell to the rich corporate developers. They send people to smash things up, and the first time dad gets hospitalized HX tries to come home, but his mother convinces him to stay put, bc she's heard the real estate developers have some internal issues and are going down.

Sure enough, the company does, and the Hes thought it was over. HX reluctantly stays in China bc they really do have so much money riding on this, but a little while later, he hears about his baby sister falling sick. He and his mother argue for a period of time, but in the end it's HX's father's sudden death—complications due to his injuries from before—that makes his decision for him. So HX drops the research grant, comes home, realizes it wasn't just his sister sick, it was his mother as well, and takes academic leave to take care of his mother and sister.

But he realizes something's wrong. He's already pretty clever, and through mild grifting figures out there's something hinky with the whole "real estate company going down" thing. At the same time, this guy who just calls himself the Reverend shows up, and tells him look, you seem pretty desperate. Your family's sick, you're working yourself to the bones just trying to keep getting them treatment, you'll probably never return to school. But how about you come work for me?

HX puts on a damn good show. He pretends to refuse at first, forcing the Reverend to show him more and more of the business they got running. Then he "accepts" the Reverend's jobs, but tips off the people who were supposed to be the victims, and has them escape or resolve the situation in ways that wouldn't reveal it was HX behind it all. But it was all just a matter of time, of course, and he wasn't trying to trick the Reverend for the longterm, he was just trying to ferret out the people behind the Reverend. Why did they want HX's dad's shop badly enough to kill him, and why do they keep sending goons to smash up the storefront every time HX tries to clean it up?

Meanwhile, his fiancee, who's always helped out at the diner, is getting sick too. That's how HX put the pieces together, that it's...something like radiation poisoning (gotta figure out the deets),, and the real estate situation was an entanglement of coverups to hide what was probably improper waste disposal way back when.

Some good news though—there's a treatment being offered through a special program at the hospital for the thing HX's mom and sister are sick with, and its rep? A bubbly young corporate heiress out to perform some philanthropy, Shi Qingxuan. SQX befriends HX's fiancee first, and after learning about HX's situation, she prepares a whole grant application to the parent medical insurance company, says if it goes through HX wouldn't have to pay a dime. HX's naturally skeptical, but SQX is like "don't worry, I know people high up, wink wink"

But halfway through this the Reverend figures out HX is compiling evidence. Instead of confronting him straight, they want to tie HX down as an accomplice instead, so they send him on another "job" that's totally a set-up. HX's clever and figures it out, sends people packing, and in the end confronts the Reverend like, "the state police are coming, I have evidence and testimony to your crimes, you're going down."

But then the Reverend goes ahead and says, "good job then, you wanna keep patting yourself on the back or go see your mom and sister for the last time?" And plays for him a message from the hospital about his mother and sister's situations suddenly worsening. HX knows this is their doing, but what else can he do? He rushes to the hospital, and finds his fiancee weeping, SQX trying to comfort her. HX's mom and sister are already dead.

At this point, there are strains and fractures in HX's relationship with his fiancee, because of course there is—they're both still so fucking young. Miao-er had wanted to go on academic leave too, but HX refused, saying one of them needs to graduate college at least. The Hes are paying for her tuition anyways, and he kind of strong-arms her into continuing her education. Then he started taking the jobs for the Reverend, and Miao-er knows it's bad news because she sees the way HX's going kind of dark-sided. She always tries to bring him out of his funk, with varying levels of success, but she also kind of wishes he would just stay, and be there, and make this simple instead of diving into what kind of looks like a crazy conspiracy theory.

So here, that confrontation happens. The Reverend had given HX a gun for the set-up job from before, and HX turns right back around at the hospital room and goes to kill the Reverend. Miao-er tries to stop him, finds out he has a gun, is like jesus shit what the fuck dude, SQX's in the background trying to calm things down. HX ends up storming off anyways, and Miao-er is crying. SQX gets a little pissed off too and runs after HX to tell HX that Miao-er needs treatment too. She's really, really sorry that HX's mom and sister didn't make it in time, but the case went through for Miao-er, she can get the full course of treatment with all costs covered, and if HX storms off for revenge right now and gets caught, that means Miao-er gets left completely on her own, you know? The Hes are basically her adopted family, she doesn't have anyone else here in the States, and she just needs HX, please, calm down.

HX listens, manages to calm down, but when they go back, Miao-er's gone. Figuring she just needs time to deal with things herself, HX makes arrangements for his mom and sister's bodies. SQX continues to keep him company, and when she learns about the Reverend, she brings all her personal lawyers to help out. Together, they successfully resolve the entire Reverend ordeal. The Reverend goes down for everything, from the initial improper waste disposal to the real estate situation to getting HX's entire family killed. HX gets a payout, and wonders what to do next.

But then, Miao-er never came back. HX gets all tense and intense about searching again, but then SQX hesitantly informs him that according to the medical grant, Miao-er is currently receiving the full course of treatment. As for where, she's not at liberty to say, but, well, it kind of looks like she's just avoiding him? Maybe he should give her time?

Then HX gets smacked with an insane amount of student debt, both his and his fiancee's, which made no sense, unless Miao-er had cashed out the year's tuition that the Hes gave her and paid for school with a loan instead? And Miao-er continues to be gone, not answering any of HX's calls, and it just doesn't seem like something she would do but over time, HX doesn't know anymore. In the span of months, he's lost everybody, and the only person who still gave a damn enough to check up on him all the time, no matter how much of a bastard he is, is SQX.

Then SQX tells him her brother is hiring. "Look, we're an insurance company, we need case investigators. Normally they only hire out of prestigious schools but I can vouch for you, alright? I've seen what you can do. Take the job, pay off all these debts, smooth things out, and see where to go from there."

HX listens. He works under SWD and becomes the firm's top investigator. He pays off his debts, helps out his neighbors with zoning shit, and somewhere along the line starts dating SQX. SQX loves loves loves him, and keeps proposing to him ("but hahaha no pressure only if you really want, because I really want, like, spice girls really really want"), so finally, HX accepts.

Soon after their engagement though, HX suddenly gets a call. It's an unknown number, but he recognized the voice immediately. It's Miao-er.

She's crying, she sounds weak, she says she's sorry, so sorry, she let them lie to her for so long, that she never should have trusted them. She says he's been right all along, that there's been a cover-up, and now they're going to kill her for it—

The line goes dead. HX doesn't really remember how, but he loses consciousness. When he wakes up again it's to SQX telling him the doctors said he had a panic attack.

HX's brain puts the pieces together faster than he's really aware, and he has a fist in SQX's collar. He asks her where Miao-er is, what she knows, what happened to the treatment payments, did SQX lie to him about Miao-er taking—

But SWD's also there. They're staying at the Shi mansion, post-engagement. SWD pulls him away from SQX and has security take him down. SQX tries to protest, says HX's not feeling well. HX just keeps demanding to know where Miao-er is, and SWD just coolly opens HX's phone, shows him he hadn't received any calls, and basically calls off the engagement, gaslighting HX into thinking he's had a psychotic break triggered by the engagement to SQX.

Everything goes downhill from there. HX knows what he heard, and knows if something really did happen to Miao-er, then SQX must have had something to do with it. Their relationship completely falls apart, SWD fires him, and HX leaves a complete and utter mess. He drinks himself stupid, lives out of his car, sells his car, and ends up running in the dark side of town, where he mostly just wants to be left alone, but ends up making a name for himself anyways as someone immensely powerful and dangerous.

Then he meets Xie Lian. Everything kicks off again from there.

#leverage AU #it's so much more melodramatic than nate's son OKAY BUT IS IT #the midnight phone call that may or may not have happened is the most melodramatic part #but y'know it vibes with the whole 'real earth master sending up a flare' thing #and a hasty cover up #HX remembers SWD telling him 'nobody hurts my sister' #and even applauds him for it #before he figures out it's SWD screwing him over this entire time #SQX knows nothing ofc #but HX is convinced it's her #until finally she gets exasperated enough with the accusations that she stops trying #and HX is honestly exhausted too #realizes there's no way SQX plotted this #and falls into a slump #that's where we find HX pre-series