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fryingpan1234567 · 1 year

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Danny made Frank watch Deadpool

so Danny, true to his Ghostface identity, is a huge movie nerd

like huge hUGE

anyways Frank is… not

he went with Susie to see La La Land. In order to make up for sleeping through it, he let her talk him into dancing on the LA hilltop when they visited America— but he wasn’t quite as graceful as Ryan lmao (it’s okay they were just messing around ^^)

he also went with Julie to see Black Phone (Danny too)

Joey dragged him to see Bullet Train

and all those were fine, but Frank would never sit and rant about them for whatever like Danny did

explosion big. parkour cool. nice murder. that’s all that goes through Frank’s head

at some point, Danny asks him if he wants to watch Deadpool 2, because he hadn’t gotten around to it but thought Frank would love it

only Frank hadn’t seen the first one. that was unacceptable, so it was time for a DP marathon

Frank is grumpy about it because he’s got better things to do than lay around and watch movies, but Danny isn’t taking no for an answer

as expected, Frank fucking loves both of them (despite his bitching)

every time Wade is on screen, they both point and go “that’s you”

dumbass bisexuals watching the Deadpool franchise:

Frank complaining that everyone is hot while Danny laughs endlessly

anyways because he can’t exactly… die in the Realm, he wants to try all that shit for himself IMMEDIATELY

the idiot deadass steals Oni and Spirit’s katanas

that's how bad he wanted to try them all

Danny is singing Wham! in his ear the entire time and Frank would have stabbed him a long time ago if he weren’t pressing kisses to all the exposed skin around his neck he can reach in between verses (Frank is pretty sure Danny isn’t even watching the movie and he’s apparently attempting to prevent him from doing so either, despite it being his idea)

“That holiday fucking thing they have going on isn’t a bad idea…” (Danny chokes on his popcorn)

it’s truly astonishing how similar Danny and Frank are to Vanessa and Wade

when Warhead and Yukio pop up Frank gasps dramatically and screams “IT’S JULIE AND SUSIE!!!!”

and after that every character is compared to someone in the Realm

Michael would make a lovely time traveling dude with a big gun (or knife)

Juggernaut has been twinsies with Pyramid Head since he first showed

that shiny alien dude I don’t remember the name of is dubbed Ji-Woon

Domino is Joey (SLAY KING)

anyways for Halloween Frank wears a DP suit and makes sure to crack a joke before stabbing survivors

“sack of assholes” is Frank’s new favorite thing to call people

shit-biscuits also becomes a regular thing

”MAXIMUM EFFORT, JULIE! STAB BETTER!” “I WILL STAB YOU.”

super. hero. landings. as often as possible

Frank has turned into so much more of a gremlin since watching the movies

everyone blames Danny for creating a monster but he just thinks it’s hot when Frank cuts a survivor clean in half with those stolen swords

#DBD #legion #dbd legion #frank morrison #danny johnson #ghostfrank #ghostface #dbd ghostface #deadpool

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portalford-hasadeathray · 5 months

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ahem ahem okay lets put that accidental reblof aside I WATCHED THE MOVIE!!!!!! :3 they made mah boy BLEED. i loved putting pieces that i already knew put together 💥💥💥 like putting abby in the girl with the red pigtails anamatronic (forgot what her name is, if its not abby) like I KNEW THAT WAS ABBY IN THE GAMES !!!!! I KNEW!!!! i loved the dream bits. did not expect michael to say yes but deadass? probably wpuldve fucked up myself like that too. god he is mentally ill, ypu can see it everywhere, in so many moments and idk!?!? i appreciate it?? i guess?? making him react the way he (probably) wpuld expiercing it for the first time. trying his damned best, of course he cant be nice. also the kid at the very beginning. yeah that was a trauma responce, i KNEW before i even learned about garrett he was too out of it. the obe thing im wondering about tho is why is william afton workinf at that very specific place if he apparently didnt know michael would be around. ALSO: did not expect him to be so cold in such little time?? like OWAHHHH i expected him to be like that but not LIKE THAT. and vannessa. oh vanessa. did u know one of my siblings called her name basic andi tolf them it was from the game and they shut up about it. felt great. woaugh movieeeeeeeeeee

Ffbaf moovie. ...... mme when the mcihsel truam.s respone

#the guys (with a z!)#fnaf #pelvis presley #rambles

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abyssalspamton · 7 months

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I GOT TO SEE THE FNAF MOVIE ON THE DAY IT RELEASED IN AUS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH im so happy i did. I kinda need to talk about. EVERYTHING that happened. As this is what i just do now when i get all hyperfixated on stuff. but maybe a lil review for people that don't want spoilers (if anyone actually sees this), any spoilers will be under the cut. you have been warned. (i also go off about thinking about theories i apologise)

NO SPOILERS So I liked it. I think it was a good, FUN movie. i say fun because. IT WAS VERY MUCH FUN. It didn't take itself deadly seriously, and while part o f me was interested how it would go if it did, i'm also EXTREMELY happy it didn't as i feel that would've made it's. bad moments bad in a less. than funny way. I wish Matthew Lillard was in it a lil more and I don't think it's like. perfect. i had a few gripes with some of the scenes (which i'll get into under the cut) BUT.

overall? loved it. 10/10 100% recommend you watch it. Also people y'all should never trust the critic reviews for movies like these because they don't CARE about the plot. they don't KNOW fnaf, nor are in t he fanbase. ofc a fucking 40 year old that knows nothing about fnaf isn't gonna like it. I SURE HOPE NOT!! CAUSE THEY ARE BORING OLD MEN!!

ONTO THE SPOILERS.

firstly, getting this out the way because i had a fucking STROKE when i saw matpat. WHAT A FUCKING LIAR. WHAT A LITTLE SHIT(lovingly)!!! HE GOT ME WITH HIS CROC TEARS! i thought he was so deadass when he was all teary eyed saying he wished he was in the movie. i was so upset! i was gonna have a fucking go at scott! I'm so happy he's in the movie it was. such a cute little scene. though how dare he were a nametag that says ness.

secondly vanessa being afton's daughter wasn't that surprising. When i realised that michael wasn't willy's son (like bio or anything) my first thought was "oh well he has to have some type of child" because. scott does that, like in his books. things get changed up sometimes but most things stay the same. aka him having at least one child, just means he didn't get two deadones as well. So when vanessa showed up (i forgot she was in it lmao) i was like. OH YEAH THAT'D. WORK I GUESS. and just assumed immediately thats what they were doing.

ESPECIALLY WHEN SHE WAS GETTING ALL PISSY AT MIKE? like that was a lil obvious she was trying to hide that her father committed the murders cause she didn't want any backlash.

I cannot judge children for their acting because they are children. But i will say one of the children (cough eric) was looking at the camera before. you can see his eyes focusing on the guy behind it. NOT A BIG DEAL I WAS JUST OBSERVING AND FOUND THAT DISTRACTING. also abby's actor was cute i just think a few scenes are a lil iffy with her (she is a child im not blaming her).

vanessa's and mike's romance. what a. thing huh. kinda crazy considering in an alternate reality (the canon universe) mike is william's son and Vanessa isn't. feels kinda weird. but laso like if me MYSELF was vanessa and saw mike? that pathetic man? that absolute sopping WET cat of a man? yeah. fair. i'd be down bad.

listen. i stand by that the whole. abby befriending the fazgang was. 'bad' in the sense of. bro that's so cringe but i am LAUGHING keep on GOING. but also because. hey. consider this. those anamatronics are children. and stuck like that. THEY ARE STUCK AT THAT MENTAL AGE. I THINK IT'D BE SO FAIR THEY'D BE EXCITED TO BEFRIEND A NORMAL FUCKING KID THAT'S NOT DEAD!! this is why im happy the movie didn't go super serious because.

while YEAH it would've been emotional to see this played more seriously, them upset they're dead and still befriending abby, it's just the fact that it probably would've. not landed well, or at least completely, so it would've still had a 'bad' vibe to it. just THIS way we can all laugh at it. I had my head in my hands a few times because i was just "oh gOD" looking @ you. pillow fort. bonnie fucking laying his ass down.

i also understand why scott didn't do the fnaf games lore, or book lore, because he can have more fun with it this way, and also work with blumhouse to make original ideas instead of just. copy pasting from the games/books and hoping they do it well enough it lands.

Lore wise im interested if william has more bio children and how many other children he's killed. what animatronic eric is, if they're going by the logic that everyone bro kills turns into one (imagine he's bb). my friend charlotte said he might be the puppet but. that role i would expect from Henry's daughter. if henry still exists? please tell me henry still exists-

I'm also interested how they're gonna make mike keep on coming back/being involved? we can't go back to fnaf 2 since that was a prequel, i mean i quess you could but also that just doesn't feel correct to do in a movie. so im expecting scott is going to have to (SURPRISE SURPRISE) completely clear up what games go where. so rn it's fnaf 1, we know fnaf 2 was before since bb is there so we're not gonna get a fast one pulled on us on that end. fnaf 3 might be next? but i could also like. see scott skipping that one. BUT i could also see him not skipping it because he wants to 'redeem' it and show that. yeah he fucked up the game but he can make up with it via movie.

oh something obvious to say. vanessa is more than likely a robot. im not gonna get into a fight with the whole robot people are stupid when it's fucking in the books JFHEDSKNJA SO. IM JUST NOT. but like. considering she's afton's daughter i would not be surprised if she actually died when she was younger and got turned into a robot. it's just how it is.

can't wait for fnaf 2 probably coming out in fucking 2031 and fnaf 3 the final coming out in 2045 <3 i might not make it to those movies HFNKEJSD jokes aside im. happy with the movie, excited to see more, especially the lore for it, and though i think fnaf's lore is a garbage fire it's also fun to look at when you take a step back and just. decide to enjoy it with 0 thinking skills for a second.

also thanks to anyone who read this <3

#fnaf movie #five nights at freddy's #it's kinda fun to write. lets me get the tism out for a minute.#on other news im getting an undertale tattoo so thats litty. (it's subtle and not cringe please it's really cute)

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