#OWEN 👏 IS 👏 A 👏 ALL-STAR

[noah-be-silly]

Some All-star Assistant Noah doodles ^^

Ramblings under the cut beware I am delusional :3 Also my grammar is atrocious-

Probably takes place after RR cuz I would of loved the reality TV pros last line to mean something we were R o b b e d

Noah takes up the offer to be Chris's assistant again and decides to start making his way up the Hollywood ladder :D. He's working hard and we love that for him.

After world tour Chris kinda forgot he put Alejandro in the Tdm so he was converted into a break room table :b. Noah's really busy and kinda needs his own assistant to keep on top of his assistance work, so he cleans him up for simple requests and stuff. He gets a star sticker if he's done a good job :D (WDYM Noah's totally not humanising the robot naurrrrr-) Surprisingly it's his most competent and friendly coworker :b

Noah then gets promoted to Assistant/director/animal handler/robot handler/host for the All-stars season, mostly because nobody is willing to work with Chris again after the last couple seasons (he is so overworked and tired he's in his natural habits,aka on the brink of collapse). I'm not gonna take away the interns tho we love the interns. MENTOR INTERN NOAH OMG THE INTERACTIONS IM INSANE IM GOING IN THE DOME.

Not much but uuuh OWEN OWEN IS AN ALL-STAR OK I LOVE HIM HE DESERVES IT ITS HIM MOMENT HE IS THE MOST snunujsunINIJS

But like seriously I want Al and Owen to bond over being younger brothers (hc Owen is a middle child with two older and younger brothers since both have been said in canon) like just let them talk about being left out and ignored but still having responsibility and expectations put on them. Give me Owen who went on TD so maybe his parents could just remember he existed. Give me Alejandro and him getting along ok it could be great I love hating but CMONNNNNNNN ajidjijsijs

I'll probably write more in another post but I'm drawing blanks rn so shuhushhshuhauuhshshsjis

#total drama #noah td #total drama machine #noah total drama #tdas #total drama all stars #assistant noah #tw swearing #potential alenoah depends on how things turn out lol #your honour he is tired get him a blanket and hsm2 on dvd stat #hc that noah listerns to the td songs ironically but then unironically cuz thems a bop #OWEN 👏 IS 👏 A 👏 ALL-STAR #alejandro td #heheh peanuts reference #tdi #redraw on the third one #alenoah

[wikiangela]

ls 3x16

oh shit that first scene was so stressful

and omg Owen's brother was named Tyler and I'm gonna cry, he named his son after him 😭

Wyatt got arrested whaaat

okay, I can't wait for the Judd-Wyatt storyline 👀😂

Judd being a father, love it, hope they get to know each other better

God, Owen is making me emotional wtf

aww, Wyatt meeting the fam 😍 (also, he so cute omg 😍🔥)

oh wow a whole Strand family

oh my god I'm crying (also, ooooh, a clown... so that's the thing....)

is this his brother? (I'm pretty sure he's Rob Lowe's actual brother, but he's Owen's too right?)

aww Judd and Wyatt talking it out - I kinda get it, like, it wasn't Judd's fault, he literally didn't know about Wyatt's existence but like, you see what you missed out on (and that's the coolest people ever - Wyatt said it right, the more you get to know them the cooler they are lol) and you just wonder and get mad because you didn't get it - I can emphatize hah

oh no Judd 😳

oh my 🤢 I'd sooner pass out than be any help, jesus christ

oh shit I can't even look, bones sticking out is my limit, I can't 😂

TK and Carlos finally 😂 (aw order sushi - Iiterally just finished eating sushi😂)

"I'm sorry we don't talk as much as it used to" I've been waiting for this and I am tearing up once again lmao

okay, even if Walter is dying and is "barely conscious" - I feel like whatever Owen needs to say is more about him than his father at that point - so shut up lady, he's doing it for himself lol

yay, Wyatt, you did good 👏👏👏

aw I love them, I hope we see Wyatt more

"dad" 😭😭

Owen's whole convo with his dad - I was sobbing

"don't be a stranger" Robert seems so nice 🥺

God the Ryder family is so cute

what is with all the dad conversation making me cry lmao

Owen is going surfing again oh god 😭😭

911 and lone star hitting me with all those dad feels tonight huh (Idk if it's my peroid or just personal feelings/issues lol or both but I've been crying so much during those episodes oh my god hahaha)

honestly loved it so much, we basically only got Judd's and Owen's storylines, would love if sometime in the future Owen talked to TK about all that (bc im not sure if he knows anything about Walter or Tyler), and I'd love to see Robert come back tbh

loved Judd and Wyatt bonding and the progression of their relationship (omg he calls him dad!!!) and I really hope we see more of Wyatt

loved the episode a lot tbh, and I did not expect that hah

#911 ls #911 ls spoilers #911 lone star spoilers #911 lone star

[ssa-baby-outlaw]

9-1-1: Lone Star S1 EP1

for context, it has been an exhausting day and I'm up to date with 9-1-1 which is what I would usually watch now and I need to treat myself so I am officially starting 9-1-1 lone star.

as with all shows, I have seen almost every clip of this show on YouTube (mostly following the tarlos storyline let's be honest) so I know some shit that happens but I've never seen a full episode, so yall can read / watch along with me while I find out some much needed context.

also rob lowes son wrote this show?? And his middle name is owen. Let's just take a minute to think about that.

• For anyone who's read my unsolicited opinions on 9-1-1 then yall know how much I love Buck... I think my love for the Strand boys will be worse. You have been warned

• It started with the phone call beepy thing too!

• I kinda hoped the Texas accents would be stronger

• Oh nevermind judd is here, full texas

• Did this whole fire start with a burrito?

• JUDD SAYS Y'ALL TOO

• Storing ammonia is much more worthy of the explosion than a burrito

• THEYRE SO CUTE I've had to pause it on the first shot of owen and tk because they make my cold dead heart feel something

• We're like 5 minutes in and mans already has cancer. Also why is this doctor acting like a life coach

• That's a sparkly fucking ring tk

• My God I want him to hug me like that and nuzzle his cute lil face into my neck

• "A bit of an inclusivity issue" so we're gonna hire an old straight white cis man to be in charge

• No no please dont tell me this is when tk overdoses

• Oh fuck it is

• This set up is really good and I'm liking it more than the first ep of 911

• Tk's existence is gonna send me into another gender crisis

• He's so pretty😭

• These character intros are amazing

• OWEN SAYING "OR THEY" PRONOUNS 👏👏👏

• Please do not let judd back just because he threw a tantrum

• Also that hand tattoo placement is so weird I hope for his sake it's not real

• Oh shit what is this murder mystery going on I'm into it

• I like michelle but her voice is not vibing with me

• Well hello carlos👀

• I thought Michelle was a police officer for a minute but turns out everyones uniforms look the same in this, am not a fan of that

• "I'm more of a visual learner"

• Judd and the 911 operator from the accident are together!? Were they together when it happened or after? After would be kinda weird

• This man is sitting on the floor between two sofas...💅

• Owen and his skincare!!!!!

• "This is very precious to me" oh to be owen strands moisturizer

• Okay let's be real if a 10 month old got flipped in a car it would be smushed not sitting in a tree

• The fact that tk calls him dad at work and not captain

• FIRST TARLOS INTERACTION

• Are owen and michelle flirting?

• Ooooh yes they are

• Synchronised dancing in cowboy hats is exactly what I signed up for

• Tarlos heart eyes!!!!

• Owen please tell someone you're sick

• He just told judd!?

• Okay why was Judds breakdown so bad? Like....that was so fake?

• That kids accent is strong enough for the whole cast

• Yes Marjan praying!!!!!

• Why is judd suddenly working? Did I miss something? Do I just have to cry in front of people then I can get whatever i want?

• They really just said fuck it and ended this episode with old town road

Favourite moment of episode 1

(Gif of TK and captain strand hugging)

#9 1 1 lone star #hendersnoots 9 1 1 lone star watch party #lone star season 1 #owen strand #tk strand #tarlos

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New world news from Time: English Soccer Star Harry Kane’s Net Worth Is Skyrocketing. Here’s How He Makes and Spends His Millions

As one of the most dangerous strikers in soccer, England’s Harry Kane is a hot commodity right now. The 24-year-old footballer, who is a forward for Tottenham Hotspur and the captain of England’s national team, recently doubled his salary and substantially boosted his net worth in the process.

Kane is ranked the third most-valuable player at this year’s World Cup and it is no surprise that Tottenham Hotspur recently gave him a raise to keep the star striker at the club for another six years. The team announced the new contract last month, which will make him the highest-paid English player in the sport and put him in the same pay league with some of the game’s biggest earners.

Harry Kane’s Salary

According to the Guardian, the new deal is worth around $265,000 per week – double his previous wage. Kane will reportedly earn approximately $17.6 million per year with bonuses, meaning that over the course of his six-year contract, he’ll net a salary of nearly $105 million.

Kane’s pay bump follows his record-breaking tally of 39 league goals during the 2017 calendar year.

Harry Kane beating all the Premier League legends 👏 pic.twitter.com/ODD9JDuzhc

— B/R Football (@brfootball) December 26, 2017

Kane’s previous contract was signed in 2016 and ran until 2022, but Tottenham moved quickly to cement new terms with their star striker amid reported interest from big teams like Real Madrid. His new contract will place him among the Premier League’s top-ten earners with the likes of Eden Hazard, Kevin De Bruyne, and Paul Pogba.

Harry Kane’s Sprint To Fame

Kane made his debut for Tottenham in August 2011, when he was just 18. He eventually burst onto the scene during the 2014-2015 season, establishing himself as Tottenham’s first-choice forward with 31 goals in all competitions.

Since then, the prolific forward certainly hasn’t looked back, becoming the first English player in decades to win back-to-back Premier League Golden Boot awards, scoring 25 goals in 2015/16 and 29 goals in 2016/17.

Harry Kane became the first English player to win back-to-back Premier League Golden Boots since Michael Owen.

25 in 2015/16 29 in 2016/17 pic.twitter.com/5U0QwsuAxl

— Squawka Football (@Squawka) May 25, 2017

Despite scoring an impressive 30 league goals this past season, Kane lost out on the award to Liverpool’s talisman Mohamed Salah.

Harry Kane’s Skyrocketing Net Worth

The high-scoring striker has gone on to play a key role in England’s World Cup run this summer, likely boosting his net worth even higher. While the winning team gets $38 million in prize money from FIFA, each national federation decides how much to give to its players.

According to the Sun, England will distribute $6.6 million in bonuses should they win the World Cup, which works out to each player pocketing a tidy sum of $285,000. Kane has netted an impressive six goals during England’s run to the semi-finals in Russia; he even looks set to finish as the tournament’s top scorer (unless Kylian Mbappé or Antoine Griezmann of France have anything to say about it).

Sources are scarce for Kane’s overall net worth, but most estimate it to be at $49 million, with an annual income of $12 million (which will now rise to $17.6 million, starting this year).

According to the experts at transfermarkt.com, Kane’s overall market value has skyrocketed since just last summer, from approximately $70 million to $175 million.

How Harry Kane Spends His Millions

Looking ahead to the future, Kane trademarked his name and logo last year, guaranteeing him a post-retirement revenue stream that could be worth up to $13 million per year in marketing deals, as reported by the Sun.

He already has numerous endorsement deals to his name, holding sponsorship deals with brands such as Nike, EA Sports, Beats By Dre, Lucozade Sport, and BT Sport. Earlier this year, he became an official brand ambassador for the Hugo Boss Parfums brand.

Among the numerous luxury cars in Kane’s personal collection (with a total estimated value of $2 million), the highlights include a Land Rover, Jaguar F-Pace, and Bentley Continental GT Supersports — the three of which have a combined purchase value of nearly $500,000. His London mansion, which he lives in with his fiancé and one-year-old daughter, allegedly has a value of $3.5 million.

2017 world car of the year and world car design of the year? Must be the way I drive it 😂😂 #jaguar #awards #car

A post shared by Harry Kane (@harrykane) on Apr 12, 2017 at 1:49pm PDT

Also a huge NFL fan, Kane reportedly has aspirations to become an NFL placekicker when his professional soccer career is over. Last summer, he shared a video of his skills during his team’s pre-season tour in the U.S.:

50 yard field goal ✅ How far if I had my boots on!? 🤔 Great day with @NFL @Giants @TheHumble_21 doing some drills! #SpursInUSA #NFL pic.twitter.com/ZnQSQbhtWU

— Harry Kane (@HKane) July 24, 2017

In addition to his numerous endorsements and hobbies, Kane still makes sure to save time for community service and other charitable projects. He often visits children at Noah’s Ark Hospice, a caring center in north London that partners with Tottenham for charity work.

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