#Scadrian Youth Pastor

[brothermouse-skeleton]

Scadrian Youth Pastor voice: Yes! Slay queen! *Sits on a chair in the hip way (backwards)* but let me tell you about a Queen who literally slayed: Vin, the Ascendent Warrior...

#cosmere #brandon sanderson #mistborn #Scadrian Youth Pastor

[brothermouse-skeleton]

Scadrian Youth Pastor voice: Yo yo yo! What's up dawg? Or rather, what's down dog? Let's "rap" about the guardian of the underworld, TenSoon! Somebody give me a beat, yo! *Pre recorded weak beatboxing begins to play*

#cosmere #brandon sanderson #mistborn #Scadrian Youth Pastor

[brothermouse-skeleton]

*Scadrian Youth Pastor voice* I've heard a lot about the Ides of March, but have you thought about the Eyes of Marsh? Let's rap about what happens when you die...

#cosmere #mistborn #ides of march #eyes of marsh