JUDGING YOU BRUTALLY BASED ON YOUR SUPA STRIKAS FAVOURITE CHARACTER
(this is obvi a joke, dont take it seriously pls.....)
Are you fucking serious rn? Fucking Shakes???? You're basic as fuck and have no taste in men. Also you are 100% straight, and probs have "nor/mal" in your bio
No Timmy, you're not irl El Matador, grow up
And you either are super homophobic or super gay
.....wow?
Are you ok??? Do you need help???
You're racist
You're gay + a furry
And you probs have a bodypillow of him
I hope you explode
Also you're def white
You're american.
Stop listening to taylor Swift and go to therapy
+ you have daddy issues
.....are you fucking serious?
You have a piss kink
You had an e-girl/boy phase
Go to therapy
+you probs bit someone in school
Jumpscare warning
You scare me
+You had a yaoi uwu phase
you have a femboy fetish
+you're NOT straight
You're bald
+you probs dont even know how to swim
+you have a feet fetish
.....omg?
Are you real? Do yall really exist?
If yall do, go outside pls
What?
You're a mexican divorced old man w kids
You're an obese dorito kid
......you play fornite
You're poor and have no house
Your name is Gas
Gay gay homosexual gay
You make fart jokes
You have no friendos
You probs bite your own toe nails
"erm... Actually....🤓☝️"
You scare me
Please stop hiding under my bed
If your fav character wasnt here im not sorry,
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