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#Tidepod Milkshake
welcome-to-roomba-fazbender ยท 10 months
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"BEHOLD DUE TO ME GOING TO MCDONALDS (and totally not blowing it down like the big bad wolf after everyone left for the night)
AND SEEING A SIGN FOR SOMETHING CALLED THE [grimace milkshake] I DECIDED TO RELEASE A NEW MILKSHAKE, ON MY MENU!"
"COME ON AND GET YOUR OWN ROOMBA FAZBENDER'S INSPIRED MILKSHAKE! FOR ONLY 3.99$!
DON'T WORRY I MADE IT'S PERFECTLY SAFE, WITH MY PAL AND CHAOS GOD FRIEND TASTE TESTING FOR ME!"
"๐š๐ข๐ง'๐ญ ๐ญ๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐ซ๐ข๐ ๐ก๐ญ ๐›๐ž๐๐ฅ๐š๐ฆ"
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"EH I'M SURE HE'S FINE! MAYBE HE JUST ENJOYED IT TOO MUCH!"
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Owner Of Bedlam is: @weirdozjunkary they also made the artwork in this post.
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pony-central ยท 10 months
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What should he do next?
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DrugFriend attempting to do four TikTok food trends. While his attempts were decent, he apparently didn't like the taste of anything that was put in front of him
Tidepods - he was rushed to the hospital and had to undergo a small surgery to remove the ingested piece of tidepod. He only managed half of one of them
Pink Sauce trend - he had ordered some to review, only to find out that it had expired because of the milk that was added. The sauce was not very safe for human consumption
NyQuil chicken - he ate it, and he went on a psychedelic acid trip. Turns out that if DrugFriend is ingesting cough syrup, his body will react to it in an different way than other normal humans
Grimace Milkshake - he doesn't like the stuff
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