#UO John

[thejacketscloset]

Could you imagine what woukd happen if Soap just up and disappeared one day. Just uprooted everything and left the military and everyone else without a word. Something that seems so out of character for him, and everyone is just left wondering why? What happened? And most of all, is he okay?

The only one who has any semblance of what happened is Price, and that's only because Soap had to give him his discharge papers. When he tried to get any information out of Soap he simply wouldn't talk.

The task force is a little heartbroken, some more so than others, and every attempt to contact Soap after just seems to fail or be ignored. Most give up, but Ghost is desperate. He messages Soap every day, but he stops expecting a response after a while. He'll send Soap updates on his day, things he thought Soap would've liked to see, general thoughts. It's ridiculous, but he simply can't move on without some kind of closure.

What he doesn't know is Soap reads every message, they're one of the few things that keep him going now, if only he could get the confidence to text Simon back.

#idk where this was going #there was supposed to be a comfort part to this where soap just kinda texts ghost in a semi concious state #and they emd uo getting a reuinion of sorts bc ghost drops everything to come see him again but #i cant thinj #so you just get the hurt #my bad gang #ghostsoap #soapghost #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #cod #mw2

[barstoolblues]

my toxic trait is that i do think cheating is funny

#csny antics rewired my brain sorry i do think its really funny graham nash broke uo john sebastians marriage and wrote a cunty song abt it #and calling it RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES

[unicornsaures]

i have 3 packets(due today might i add!) to do for my science class but not enough motivation to do them

#lord why did i stay up until 1 in the morning doing nothing #i couldve finished all of them #but NOOO #i had to stay uo ataring st the CEILING #anyway excuse me while my science grade drops to a 70! :3 #thinking about laurens all night actually #when i twll you he has ruined my brain function I MEAN IT #john laurens i get you werre tragic but youre making me insufferable

[permettez-moi]

Listening to 'Middle finger' by bohnes right now, and the Halt O' Carricl vibes are big

'But I refuse to let you make me feel like I can't fly. Not only will I soar again, I'll own the fucking sky'

Or

'You couldn't even look me in the eye when you let me go and then left me to die. There was no question that I would survive'

'Living like a riot, setting off the sirens, fists are clenched, I'm fighting. Soul has been ignited, ain't got time for dying I'm too busy thriving. More than just surviving. Heart is beating violent'

Like, hello Halt vs Ferris anyone??

#ra #ranger's apprentice #rangers apprentice #john flanagan #halt o'carrick #ferris O' Carrick #the betrayal #like #Halt refusing to give uo #all of this

[dersitedreamr]

The craziest part of this conversation is that she gets mad at john when telling john about her selfish fucking decision to have yiffany even though hes said absolutely nothing, and then both of them (rose & jade) punish john for reacting emotionally to the news that his SISTER has a CHILD

#Dreamrtxt #John: oh my god jade you have a kid thats beautiful- #Rose: Shut the fuck uo John nobody cares #Hs2

[missallsunday]

I miss Amanda

#i remember a few weeks ago someone started posting about john being a good dad to herand i havent checked it bc im so afraid of seeing that #he kidnapped her and made her kill someone and traumatized her then used that against her in a vulnerable state where she thinks hes helped #her bc. she is fucked uo and traumatized. and makes her do the same shit he does and then literally theres a scene in the script where shes #like hmm...john...btw this sort of reminds me of what my abusive dad did and he goes um well. ok. well. its not the same bc im doing it out #of love so :/ and shes like erm...okay...like erm he is not a good dad to her it doesnt matter #IT MIGHT'VE BEEN SAYING THEIR FATHER DAUGHTER RELATIONSHIP IS CUTE OR SOMETHING. UT WAS SOMETHING LIKE THAT. #💟txt

[cameronspecial]

Can i request a Rafe x pogue! Reader of reader probably ignoring all his calls and texts and he shows uo at her house and ahe gets nervous because everyone can see his truck parked outside her house and she's rushing him inside the house

I Want To Be With You

Pairing: Rafe Cameron x Pogue!Reader

Warnings: Underage Marijuana Use

Pronouns: She/Her

Word Count: 0.7K

Rafe is probably the most surprised that he is dating a Pogue, but how could he not fall for Y/N when she is the only one who could see the full potential in him? He also never thought he would be needy for her either. “Come on, Baby. Why aren’t you answering your phone?” he groans into his phone as he is sent to voicemail again. His fingers go back to sending texts asking what she wants to do tonight. They all go unanswered. 

———

Y/N’s knee bounces as she stares at the buzzing phone on her coffee table. Thankfully, Kie, JJ, John B and Sarah are all too high to notice and Pope is too focused on his book to notice either. She really wishes she could get high with them to help ease the stress of keeping her relationship a secret, but she knows Rafe would get jealous of her using someone else’s stash. She couldn’t answer his calls because she wouldn’t be able to hide her excitement from them and it would warrant questions. Any attempt at getting them to leave has not worked. “You guys, my parents are going to be here any moment and they would kill us if they find you high,” she tries to scare them. 

However, their attention is focused on something outside the window. Sarah’s eyes narrow at the car, “Is that my brother’s car?” Y/N scrambles off of the couch and joins them. Of course, it is his truck. He’s about three hours too early, yet, it really doesn’t surprise her that he is. He always gets worried when she doesn’t answer and when he is worried, he gets clingy. “Uhh, no. That’s my neighbour’s truck. They have very similar license plates. I actually need to put the garbage out, so I’m going to go do that. I made brownies. Go eat them in the kitchen,” she excuses, running outside and sneaking to the passenger side of Rafe’s truck. 

She pops up from her crouched position, knocking on the glass to ask him to roll it down. “You haven’t been answering my calls, Baby,”  he pouts. He moves himself over the centre console so he is sitting in the passenger seat. He gives her a kiss on the lips. She shakes her head, “Because I’m currently hanging out with your sister and all of our friends.” “You spend all your time with them. What about me?” he whines, placing his head on her neck.

“I’m supposed to hang out with you at seven, Rafey. You are about three hours early.”

“Well, like I said, you weren’t answering my call. I thought you were hurt so I HAD to be early, so let me just turn my engine off and we can go inside to cuddle.”

“You know you can’t. Everyone is still inside. Why don’t you go get some snacks for tonight and come back?” 

The childish frown he gives her makes her sigh. She knows he is going to throw a tantrum if he isn’t in her warm embrace any time soon. “Okay, you can come in, but through my window. Let me go inside and distract everyone then I’ll open the window for you,” she proposes. His mouth turns into a massive grin, “My second favourite way to get into your house. You promise to cuddle once we are inside?” “Yes, you just have to wait until I chase the others out.” Y/N makes her way back inside to the kitchen. The empty tray of brownies disappoints her when she remembers that she could convince Rafe to make some with her. Maybe they could bake it into an edible. “Oh, no. All the brownies are gone, guess you have to go now. Remember, let Pope drive and don’t talk to your parents,” she chases her friends out of the kitchen and house. 

Once the door is locked up, she heads to her bedroom window. However, she is surprised to find Rafe already in her room on her bed. “How did you get in?” she pounders, kicking her shoes off to lie down beside him. His arms quickly engulf her in a hug, “When it comes to being with you, a locked window isn’t going to get in my way. I couldn’t wait to be with you.”

“God, you are so clingy. You couldn't even wait five minutes to be with me.”

“I am. And proud of it. You are the only person I ever want to be with.”

#rafe cameron #rafe cameron x reader #outer banks #rafe cameron fanfiction #rafe cameron imagine #rafe cameron x y/n #outer banks fanfiction #rafe cameron x female reader #rafe cameron x you #rafe cameron x pogue!reader #rafe imagine #rafe fic #rafe outer banks #rafe obx #rafe x reader #outerbanks rafe #outer banks rafe #outer banks imagine #outer banks x reader #outerbanks #outer banks x y/n #outer banks x you #obx #obx imagine #obx fanfiction #obx fic #obx x reader #obx x you #obx x y/n

[konigsblog]

yandere price headcannons x gn!reader

hi guys this part 2 to part 1 for yandere headcannons. please comment requests cause my email won't link to my account smh

john "price"

sfw

i can imagine that price would be a relaxed and slightly possession yandere.

blowing his cigars in your face or mouth. it always makes him laugh at your cute face!

the first time you did manage to escape he would worryingly relaxed, asking you to understand he wants best for you.

definitely uses, "sweetheart" "doll" "darling" "babygirl"

on days where you refused to listen or really would stop bothering him, he would burn your skin using his cigars. a smirk growing on that stupid face as he saw you flinch and wince.

the first few days you were constantly supervised. your wrists tied with rope, making you cringe at the rope burn.

don't think about escaping though, he has hidden trackers on your phone and everywhere. he wouldn't mind taking you out in public because he would do the speaking and if you ever opened your mouth to anyone but him you'd be punished. its just his choice on which type of punishment he would go for...

sometimes he would take you to base, pulling you down onto his lap. the boys always looked at him funny but he paid them no mind because right now he was the luckiest man on earth to be with his doll.

nsfw

hes very rough with you. whenever you wince thats its too much he always pushes further in you. he believes you can always do better.

his hands would be either; spanking you, on your wrists, massaging your tits, twisting your nipple or his personal favourite around your throat.

he squeezes your throat tightly making sure to knock the wind out of you each time his hips rutted against yours.

or he would wrap his strong arms around you watching how dazed you get.

your wrists would be tied, and he is inlove with shibari harnesses. which definitely leaves bruises all over your body.

he would always be fingering you with a cigar hanging from his mouth, that needy cunt of yours finally getting touched.

if you're biologically male, he would overstimulated you, pinching your nipples whilst going down in you. liking uo all the cum thar landed on your stomach.

forces your head further down on his dick. only slightly going further when he feels resistance.

if you ever got your hands on ropes or handcuffed and somehow managed to tie him up, trust me he isn't lying about breaking the handcuffs or getting free and once he does, trust me, you're gonna feel him for a week.

#simon ghost riley #modern warefare ii #call of duty modern warfare #cod x reader #cod x y/n #könig #ghost headcanon #simon riley smut #ghost call of duty #ghost x reader

[ruptinea]

homestly inknow my math really well personally i got an A sonlike yes but yknownthisbis rrally important since my friend some stupid math conspiracy thing where1+1=3 because she talked about how like if you combined a couple together theyd have a kid so itd sum uo to three which also reminded me of the MeMe theory with trikoto hinting that mido exists like how its portrayed but i forgot who made that theory butbyea whay do you think about 1+1=3 is it correct or just2 bevause the explanation she gave kind ofmade snese’

i think your friend is insane and normally I would leave it like that because im cool like this however today I'm going to be shameless and provide an explanation. what if the couple is gay. what if the couple doesn't wants to have a child. what if the couple is unfertile. so many scenarios. 1+1=2. however if 1+1 wants then 1+1=2+1=3

with kayano system it happened the same thing given that john has split somewhat recently to take the role of the murderer (and yet he's unable to tell us more about this) (and most scenes where murder is happening are green) midokoto and aokoto split john due to a necessity to shift the blame in an attempt to cope with what happened somehow at least this is what I think

#pupapost #inbox stuff

[localbadhabit]

Scary Movies

John "Soap" MacTavish x GN!Reader

(Please recommend plots! I have writers block...)

Soap got his keys from his back pocket, waving to Price who had dropped him off since they both didn't trust Ghost in driving. He gently unlocked and opened the door, not calling out in case you were asleep. He took off his coat and took a deep breathe in, biking in the familiar scent of you and home. And popcorn.

He went to join you in bed, his loud boots almost shaking the house. He heard a TV and then it just stopped. He froze up thinking you were gonna run down the stairs after he accidentally woke you up. He heard nothing so he thought, maybe Netflix did that annoying "Are you still watching?" shit again. He continued up the stairs and into your bedroom where he was met with a paused TV and a bat almost connecting to his head.

He caught in and yanked it, turning to person who swung. His frown quickly turned into a goofy grin.

"Johnny-!" They smiled back and hugged him tightly, John returning the favor by picking them up and swinging them around. "You scared me!"

"How? All I did was walk uo the stairs, honey." He giggled.

"I thought you were Micheal Myers-" they admitted, embarrassed, John looked back up to the TV and saw Halloween paused. "Told ya not to watch these movies without me-" "I know, but-" They were cut off with giggles as Soap picked them up and threw them on the bed. He quickly tossed his boots off and crawled up into bed, kissing all over their face and neck. He held them as close as humanly possible as he turned it to a lighthearted movie, cuddling with them.

"I love you, Johnny..." He heard a whisper before he noticed his love was asleep. He grinned and turned down the TV, turning over and holding them. "I love you, too." he whispered in return, also drifting off.

#john soap mactavish #john soap mctavish x reader #john mactavish #soap call of duty #john mactavish x reader #john mactavish x you #soap x reader #soap x you #soap x y/n #call of duty x reader #call of duty x y/n

[unskilledpoint]

Hey! Ooc question again, how did Unskilled figure out how to die?

I don't have the willpower to scroll through the archive until I find it tbh

tgats a secret! rn ive jssut been hyping it uo. dw all the facts were sprinkled in various asks i dint bpame you. btut yea herae js evrything thats baen stated

its gonna be "meeeeeeeeta. kinda sorta."

ooc john heloed me (thabsnk you sm fkr that btw) and ic john is a key part to the plan

and thats it! abt like character analysis and stuff tho theres these bullet poe8nts

unskilled considers this a one last shot at dying

its directly caused by prev!unskilleds presence

its heavily implied they know it will inevitably fail

once it fails they have stated that theyll "give up" whagevrr tht entials (hehehehehe)

and yeah!!! thats everythign :3

#summary #unskilled answers #unskilled speaks

[slaymaxuwu]

if it has blood we can kill it, if it has a heart we can win it, if it has insurance, we lose welcome to night Vale.

the sherrifs secret police have released a statement from former mayor of nightvale turned president of emergency press conference Pamela Winchalls most recent emergency press conference, in which she growled for twn minutes and then ran away.

Big Rico's pizza have taken on new staff, these are not angels, not angels, all new staff are called Erika, according to John Peters you know? the farmer.

'you walk uo in a room you do not recognise, you wander around until you fall into a hole, you fall and fall and fall, slowly you realise what is happening, you watch as stars and planets form around you with a bang. you slow down and reflect, were you really alive? Well of course you were alive, you are the universe, you are everything and everywhere, you are love and you are hate, you are life and you are death, you are everything that has ever been and everything that ever will be, * you are the universe

this ad was brought to you by mountain dew.

I realise I haven't gotten personal with you in this broadcast nightvale, forgive me, how are you dear listener? are you well? hm? how is the weather-

sorry for that interruption nightvale, but during the weather, intern DeShawn ran into my office and said that all the actors were on strike! he had a letter written in- what seems like blood- Frank sinatras blood, which is smeared onto the paper with a mute swans feather (bc yk writing utensils are banned in nightvale) this letter says- "BREAKING: Actors union will go on strike, shutting down Hollywood" so nightvale- keep in mind, ALL acting is banned during the strike. No more fake laughing or nodding thoughtfully on zoom calls, if you want to show support, do not act.

today's broadcast has been- very boring, so update on cawshek the cat that is floating flour feet of the ground in the men's bathroom in nightvales own radio station, today he purred and purred and oh isn't he adorable- he's the cutest guy, yes he is yes he is!

last night Carlos told me that he really enjoys being a scientist, but sometimes wishes for more, what do you mean? I asked as I cooked our dinner, I think I want to take up baking, he said, I told him I'd support him and he nodded thoughtfully, I love him.

love can be confusing nightvale, but it is there, it may be hidden but it is always there if you are willing to look for it, I love you nightvale, and as always good night, nightvale, good night

#wtnv #welcome to nightvale #my writing #wtnv episode I wrote #Spotify

[sillyboysmackdown]

IVE BEEN SPOTTED

If John doesnt win i shall weep /lh

ive seen you every time you show uo in the notes theres some sort of parasocial attachment going in in my brain ^-^ together we can make john sweep (REAL) #teamwork #johnsweep #worldpeace

#qna

[slowjamastan]

tagged by @aonaranacht !!! i did one of these at like 3am and i dont remember half of what i said. here's a normal one uUu

Nickname: Andy but i think it would be fun if Nana caught on. im your grandmother now call me Nan-Nan

Sign: Caprisun Leo moon Scorpio rising <- sexiest possible combo

Height: Five Foot Six / 168 cm

Last Google search: h#talia the world twinkle dub (the site i was on only had that season subbed. im being soooooo normal. normal amount of obsessed. for the love of god please help me.)

Song stuck in my head: Dance Robot Dance !!! i miss prsk i love emu so muchhhhh shes sooo cute _(´﹃` 」 ∠)_ stan emu

Number of followers: 413 HOMESTACK NUMBER AGAIN YEHA

Amount of sleep: hehahehaeh

Lucky number: 14! i also like 8 and 3

Dream job: i dont know yet! ill know it when i have it! i think im the kind of person that would be happy doing just about anything, if ppl were nice there.

What are you wearing: fluffy xmas socks w pompoms :) thrifted wool sweater i haven't got around to mending. novelty t-shirt from where my grandparents lived. jeans w a belt

Favorite media: go read Pluto by Naoki Urasawa. NOW

Favorite song: sakanaction's Music or Perfume's PSPS

Favorite instrument: steel drum

Aesthetic: cottagecore + scandinavian design

Favorite author: harry turtledove is preddy neat im trying to get into his stuff lately. but i haven't gotten rly into one author in a long time, idk on this q.

Favorite animal noise: when cats go EKEKEKEKEKEK. my cat does this whenever there are crows in the yard. i love him

Random: to everyone i promised xmas cards to: They Are Coming. ive been fucked up on antibiotics and napping a lot. ive got them in a stack on my desk rn thank u for ur patience ...... also if anyone reading this wants an xmas card too I Will Send You One lmao

tagging: @smolist @schoolgirllesbians @leztalia @little-king-john and anyone else who wants to do this and say i tagged u (>uo)

#post

[patchworkpuzzle]

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Should I be surprised that this was the secret goodie I liked your post for?

No.... but nonetheless these make me laugh so thank you!

From your neighbor uo North, enjoy your holiday!! 💛💛

#these are always so ridiculous #and like the emoji uses make me laugh so hard #thanks love for the gift! #🧩.patchy gets mail #🧩.moots

[masterofthelivingforce]

“In another world”

In another world,

Qui-Gon isn't a Jedi Master, but a pirate.

He's Quinn St. John, Irish pirate who sails the Atlantic, hunting Spanish and French vessels aboard his ship, The Wild Hunt.

He started his pirate career because he was panniless and on the street, disowned by his family, but eventually he grew to like it - the thrill of outsmarting other captains, the joy of discovering new ports, the peace of a sunset over the ocean, the grim, adrenalic satisfaction of surviving a sword fight.

He's seen marvels even stranger than the folk tales he grew up with: treasure chests overflowing with gold, the tentacles of a kraken pulling down a vessel during a thunderstorm, a vortex so big it could have swallowed The Wild Hunt, Davy Jones' ghost ship sailing into the night, mermaids singing sailors to their death.

And he wouldn't give it uo for anything in the world.

#about the muse #verse #au #I need a tag for these ideas before I forget them