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merakiui · 7 months

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thinking,,,,,,,, darling who has a cryptic pregnancy....... [insert twst character here] reacting to it,,, maybe you and floyd and you're both a little dense because neither of you could have ever guessed. T_T

"what do you mean you were pregnant this whole time???? i thought shrimpy just got softer. :D" - floyb mindset.

in floyd's defense, he has no idea how human pregnancies work. he slept through that part of land boot camp!!! fell asleep the minute the professor started droning on about how humans don't lay eggs like mers do. jade can only chuckle (maybe he knew, but in classic jade fashion he won't tell because it's much more entertaining to sit back and watch everyone slowly figure it out) and azul is shaking his head in disbelief. had he known, he would have prepared well in advance to lend a helping hand. and you're just so amazed because maybe you were told you're unable to get pregnant, but somehow it happened and you had no idea all this time.

thank you to floyd and his mer virility for doing what was thought to be the impossible!!!!!! <3

#meraki mumbles #tw: pregnancy #conversely this happens with rollo and he's convinced it's a gift from god LOL he feels very blessed <3 #OOOOO THIS CONCEPT WITH CATER #i need to write something with cater....... he gives me many thoughts but i never write any of them >_<#WAIT. CATER BEING SOMETHING OF A CRINGEFAIL #he kinda sorta sucks at adulting but he's trying and you're his roommate and you're not in a relationship but you fuck #and cater's okay with it because it's easier when he's not attached #but then cryptic pregnancy happens and now he's hit with the weight of: 'wow..... i'm going to be a father'#cater definitely goes to trey for advice #omg cater inviting riddle and trey to breakfast and being like 'sooooo what if i said cay-cay's gonna be a dad? :3'#he catches both of them so off guard...#AAAAAA SORRY FOR RAMBLING IN TAGS OTL

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lettucebee17 · 1 year

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Ok so 4 ur 100 followers event: I NEEEED sum of ur opinions. And u don’t have 2 do all of these BUT: floyd/kalim, cater/idia, & the freshmen poly use (yes all of them. Yes all dating each other. I don’t make the rules (yes I do))

Never underestimate me, I will do all of them. And I will do all of them in this one post so buckle in!

Floyd/Kalim:

I think they are incredibly cute but I also think them dating is a disaster waiting to happen.

They're vibes are immaculate because both of them are so physically affectionate and they would just be so adorable (even if the pda would be awful for everyone around them, Jamil would despise them)

Unfortunately, if they started dated, nothing would be able to rein in the chaos. They would never get anything done ever again.

As absolutely adorable as I think they are together, I, personally, think they're cuter as friends because I don't think the relationship would be very healthy for either of them. Obviously not in the sense that I think it would be abusive to any extent. I just think they'd bring out the worst qualities in each other and neither of them would be able to take anything seriously (including their relationship)

I still adore their dynamic and I NEED them to interact more so badly...

Cater/Idia

Idia and Cater have so much untapped potential in their relationship (platonically OR romantically)

It's not my top ship for either of them but it most certainly is UP THERE. I love them.

They're both just so cringefail (affectionate) and I want them to be cringefail together.

I think that them dating would be so good for both of them. Because, like, Cater has the whole thing where he puts up a mask around other people, but I think Idia would coax him out of that shell and encourage him to just be himself (probably not on purpose but through the virtue of the fact that he cannot handle Cater's preppy mask)

And on the other hand, Cater, being the ultra-extrovert that he is, would encourage Idia to actually get out and do things more and help build his self confidence, but he'd also understand when Idia's just not able to go out and do things and he'd respect that because I'm sure he's had similar feelings and has forced himself to just push through them (which I know from personal experience isn't always the best idea)

They also both have the whole complex of 'I can't get too close to anyone because I'm just going to leave them soon' and them being able to work through that together would just be so good.

Unfortunately, I think this is more of a ship of perpetual pining because neither of them would ever make a move first (minus perhaps some playful flirting from Cater). I think Ortho would ultimately have to give his brother the push that would be necessary for them.

Freshmen Polycule:

I tend not to go for polycules, simply because it is too many character dynamics for me to consider at once. I love seeing stuff that other people make for polycules but I tend to steer clear of doing it myself.

That said: I think the freshmen polycule is incredible. Like, they're already such a funny friend group that adding romance onto it just enhances it tenfold.

I like to imagine it's something that happened slowly and without a single one of them realizing it. I'm a big supporter of the headcanon of weekly freshmen game nights, so I like to think that those just kept getting progressively further into romantic relationship territory with all of them until one day one of them went 'are any of us dating each other?' and someone else went 'are we all dating each other??' and it just sort happened from there.

It endlessly confuses all of the upperclassmen, who can barely get along with each other on a good day, much less within other dorms. Like, they were already confused about the friendship but then they all started kissing each other and no one can figure out who's dating who and the freshmen refuse to explain.

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