#a lot of these lose their humour when written out (especially the pesto twins') so for full effect read it in their voices please and ty

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What are some of your favorite quotes from Bob’s Burgers? Can be a top five, can be from a specific character or episode, can be from the movie, anything you want!

OH this is so fun thank u thank u just a mix of haha funnies and ones that actually stuck w me bc this show's range never ceases to amaze me. also i'm incapable to sticking to a given theme

"if she were a spice, she'd be flour; if she were a book, she'd be two books" "oh yeah she is boring" (slumber party)

"it's frozen water!" "they call it ice and it's gonna change the world" (friends with burger-fits)

"your due date was today?" "yes, bob!" "how'd it go?" how do think it- good, it went very well" (human flesh; i like the whole bit but i'm too lazy to quote all of it)

"dad's dead?" "good job, mr frond. we were gonna tell her on father's day. now we have nothing to do on father's day!" (crawl space)

"i'll be with you, every time you look in the mirror" "..what?" (fort night)

"uh- look at bob- that's bad, right? his whole deal?" (the last gingerbread house on the left)

"why have i never liked any of this stuff? is something wrong with me? am i not being a girl right or something?" (manic pixie crap show; louise's whole speech can go here but i'm not typing all that sorry)

"feels like something's wrong with me and they know it" (eighth grade runner; the whole final verse could go here tbh)

"i bet she never said 'girls can do anything boys can do', cause y'know, sometimes when they say that-" "it ends up sounding like the opposite" (amelia; AGAIN this whole episode could go here the whole thing is genuine perfection)

bonuses from the comics bc they honestly own my heart and soul

#i tried to limit it to one per character bc if i didn't it would be entirely the pesto twins and calvin #ik i included the twins twice but they're so funny to me i had to (honourable mention to the “i can smile!” bit in taking of funtime 123) #also tried to limit it to one per episode bc otherwise it would just be the entire transcript of amelia and the some like it bot duology #a lot of these lose their humour when written out (especially the pesto twins') so for full effect read it in their voices please and ty #i coulda done a lot more but this post feels too long #bob's burgers #asks #babsvibes #this was a rly nice excuse to go back and rewatch all these episodes again thank u