#aeneas is like a dog who keeps trying to escape the bathtub but juno keeps shoving him back in

[cakemoney]

fun little thing i enjoy doing is just imagining that odysseus and aeneas are constantly, increasingly, sopping wet the entire time of their Journeys even when they’re not. even when they’re on dry land they are Covered In Water and Dripping Everywhere they Cannot Escape The Sea

#laughs awkwardly #aeneid daily #not to little meow meow the classics or anything but come on they check all the boxes. war crimes and everything #really enjoy that for odysseus it makes sense because the Ocean Itself is Mad At Him #but for aeneas he's just tossed around the sea like a lone sock in the washer because Someone Put Him In There #aeneas is like a dog who keeps trying to escape the bathtub but juno keeps shoving him back in