#also like; I know we're all past the point of arguing who among lucy's three weed smoking boyfriends is the best boi;

[memento-mariii]

I just know that right this moment, Quincey and Lucy are having their cowpoke adventures in heaven, with that horse the (presumably non-supernatural) vampire bats had gotten 🥲

#(and also like. without the looming and terrible implications of american expansionism and colonialism afoot.) #dracula daily #quincey p morris #lucy westenra #also like; I know we're all past the point of arguing who among lucy's three weed smoking boyfriends is the best boi; #we all agree that every single one of the vampire hunting party #ESPECIALLY Mina--- like c'mon guys she didn't get voted the ultimate sexyman for this gender discrimination-- #are Best Bois™ #but I'm just saying #if Quincey got democritically elected as Lucy's legal husband #and the rest of the crew just quietly and surreptitiously relocated to america for unrelated 'work reasons' #and also bc they missed the companionship of their Good Pal‚ their Totally Platonic Heterosexual Manly Man Bestie(wink wink nudge nudge)? #(the Harkers are absolutely included in this but in their case they moved for Mina's Really Good Friend 'And-They-Were-Roommates' Lucy) #(their rich friends Arthur and Quincey handled the bill) #then none of this might have happened #I mean I guess england would be fucked then #and also the (presumably non-supernatural) american vampire bats might have gotten her anyway #(I'm sorry I'M SORRY--- #(I just can't get over the amazing and terrifying vampire bats of bram stoker's american wilderness #(that can just swarm a horse and drain it dry overnight😂) #(just can't resist beating that particular dead horse over and over it seems) #mmari rambles