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vampires au is the funniest thing ever XD did taemin manage to convince jinki of drinking on fridays instead? also imagine kibum and minho's reaction when they meet taemin on a saturday and he's got a "mosquito bite", they'd tease him forever

It’s a team Christmas party of all places that Kibum decides to really shit on Taemin. Kibum was the one hosting it after all, just a small get together of their team and a couple others they usually worked with. Nothing fancy, just wine and beer and finger foods and silly trivia games. And everyone was more than encouraged to bring a plus one.

Minho was bringing his not-girlfriend from the accounting team, Baekhyun invited Chanyeol from marketing, and Taeyong was bringing his roommate Ten. Their other work friends from various teams were lretty much the same. There was only maybe twelve people total.

But Taemin brought Jinki. On a Saturday night. After two months of finally convincing Jinki to drink on Fridays instead of Thursdays, after two blessed months of not getting teases for his “mosquito bites” at work, and Taemin was showing up to his boss’s house with a bright red bite on the left side of his neck that no amount of drug-store concealer bought that morning could hide. And Taemin didn’t own any turtle necks.

“It’s fine,” Jinki says softly as they walk up the driveway. “Who cares? They all know I drink from you anyway.”

“They’re gonna make fun of me,” Taemin whines, latching his arm around Jinki’s. “So you get to be DD.”

“That’s fine,” Jinki agrees quickly. “I’ll only have one glass of wine, promise.”

“Good, ‘cause I’m gonna drink at least a whole bottle myself.”

Jinki rings the doorbell, and a few moments later, they’re greeted by Kibum’s grinning face and open arms.

“Welcome to the party!” Kibum gushes, ushering them inside. “Come in, come in! And I made sure there’s no garlic in anything, promise!”

“Thank you,” Jinki says softly.

“It’s the least I can do for Taemin’s special friend,” Kibum snickers, and a few others start not-so-subtly laughing as well. “Ah, I see you’ve left him quite the souvenir yet again.”

“Shut up,” Taemin mumbles, tucking his neck into his shoulder. “Where’s the wine?”

Kibum just snorts at him and then claps his shoulder, “Over here. Red or white?”

“White,” Taemin says.

“Red,” Jinki says at the same time.

It only makes Kibum laugh harder as he pulls down two glasses.

“Just how much have you had to drink?” Taemin scoffs. “The party’s barely started!”

“Would you believe I got this wine from Trader Joe’s?” Kibum asks, ignoring Taemin and pushing the red wine towards Jinki. “Good shit, right?”

Jinki swirls it a moment and then takes a sip. He hums a bit, and Taemin just scoffs at the both of them.

“It’s really good!” Jink insists. Then he pushes the glass towards Taemin, “Here, try some.”

“Maybe later,” Taemin mumbles. Then he takes his glass of white wine and downs half of it in one go.

“Jeez, slow down,” Kibum laughs. Then he says in a snotty voice to quote Taemin, “The party’s barely started.”

Taemin finishes the glass, staring at Kibum the entire time before putting it back on the counter and asking for a refill.

An hour later, Taemin is pleasantly numb and has a smile on his face while they play trivia games. Except halfway through, Kibum and Minho are cackling on top of each other, almost falling off their seats, and whispering quite loudly about the bite on Taemin’s neck. It only makes Taemin scratch at it more, being reminded that it’s there, which in turn makes the two laugh louder.

“I don’t see why it’s so funny,” Taemin whines, scooting closer to Jinki and gulping down his umpteenth glass of wine. “There’s nothing wrong with letting a vampire drink from you!”

“It’s funny because you thought it was a mosquito,” Kibum laughs, slapping a hand on his knee.

“For like, six months!” Minho laughs with him, doubling over and holding onto Kibum.

“Who gets a routine mosquito bite once a week?” Kibum asks, his wine almost sloshing over the rim of the glass.

“You’re so mean to me,” Taemin whines.

“It’s okay,” Jinki says softly in Taemin’s ear. “They’re only teasing.”

“It’s mean teasing!”

Jinki just chuckles and holds Taemin close, wrapping an arm around his shoulders and effectively hiding the bite from sight.

That doesn’t mean Kibum and Minho aren’t still laughing in the corner, a little breathless and barely holding each other up.

That night, Jinki and Taemin cuddle more in Jinki’s room after the party. Except this time, there’s no blood sucking planned. Just sweet, comforting hugs and warm blankets and silly Christmas movies playing softly in the background.

#taemin #shinee #onew #key #minho #vampire bite au #hello anon

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