#also you cant tell me neuvi didnt remind him of zhongli lmao

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(spoilers for fontaine aqs and 4.2)

childe really experienced a bad breakup, went on a wild goosechase around inazuma, then tried to go on vacation, instead got falsely accused of serial murder he couldnt have committed, humbled by a divine machine, humbled by a dragon, got sent to prison, became part of an ancient prophecy, fought an abyssal narwhal for at least 45 days, and then met his teacher, who ignored him for like 10 years and immedietly yeeted him through a quantum abyss portal back to his homeland with (supposedly) no answers.

and after all that, instead of relaxing, like he shouldve on holiday , he is probably going to have to sail his way back to fontaine to drop neuvillette an abyssal message from his estranged teacher that couldve been an email...

#poor guy #i do love the duality of childe almost drowning one natjon #only to undrown the next #or attempt to at least #also you cant tell me neuvi didnt remind him of zhongli lmao #i also love how 'huge diplomatic incident' occurrer childe just manages to stroll into nations #like all of liyue knew #this man should have discreet government spies stuck to him like glue through his stay in other nations #that or just to hide their strongest fightere #i also love how him almost drowning liyue has never been brought up again? #king shit ig??? #childe #tartaglia #fontaine #genshin impact #genshin impact spoilers