#and I’m also forgetful so I’ll forget shit and then lex or kane will reference what I’ve said

[deityofhearts]

sometimes me or lex remember that time she was on call with her bf and she said “capiche?” and I interjected saying “isn’t that a food?,, oh wait. quiche.”

#deity dialogue #she brought it up last time i saw her #it is not my fault that the two words sound very similar and I am very very dumb #like I very instantly remembered it was quiche but the damage was done #so she’ll just be like ‘yeah we’re gonna get some capiche’ you don’t gotta do that to me smh #I am unfortunately very stupid and say so many things that reflect this #and as such I am highly quotable in the worst possible way #and I’m also forgetful so I’ll forget shit and then lex or kane will reference what I’ve said #it has been three whole years and I haven’t lived down saying ‘I have to pack eight fifty things’ #any time there’s a lot of stuff that needs to be dealt with or something lex will refer to it as eighty fifty things #I will never be free #or kane bringing up me saying snakes don’t have spines #me saying ‘creeps in the trees’ #and the list goes on I just can’t remember the rest #every day I open my mouth and say at least one dumbass thing and I have to pray it doesn’t stay rent free in my friends heads (it always #does) but fr it’s really funny #I am nothing if not quotable (derogatory) #sure I’m dumb and like failing in life but people find me funny and charming because of how stupid I am so technically I’m winning