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cornerihaunt · 3 months
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no nuance sorry
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milf-murdock · 7 months
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I am deliriously tired but I am shaking with laughter while working out this morning because I’m just thinking about:
Gym sessions with Ghost
Ghost’s bar:
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Your bar:
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•But he thinks it’s adorable and loves working out with you because it’s his favorite hobby and he loves spending time with you 🥺
•Definitely loads and unloads the bar for you because you’re a lil Gym Princess™
•Tries to pretend he doesn’t notice you checking him out while he does his sets 😏
•Doesn’t even try to pretend he’s not checking you out while you do your sets (but if you call him on it, he’ll deny it and say he’s just checking your form)
•Gives off big Scary Dog Privileges because no other man in that gym is stupid enough to even think about approaching you with him standing nearby
•Puts a hand on your lower back to correct your form and adjust your shoulders
•Reminds you to breathe between reps
And don’t even get me started on the post workout massages you already KNOW he’s gettin in there workin out those knots 😏😏
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zsbrainrot · 9 months
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Eepy family ❤️💙🧡
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mariebloodymoreau · 11 months
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Ace: "Before everything spun around today, I thought maybe we started to bring the worst out in each other. It's hard to be your friend right now. I'm a better person with you in my life"
Nancy: “I’m not happy without you in mine”
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novelconcepts · 2 months
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My wife’s going out of town for like a week soon, and I can already see the panic in her eyes as she imagines how badly I’ll fend for myself in the food department.
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awalkoflife · 3 months
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what is your true role in the story?
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— the supporter.
oh gentle comrade, you know what it takes to make others shine. you live your life assisting others to reach their goals, but many say you are lackluster and unnecessary. but alas, do we need the stars any less for their dim light helps the moon glow brighter! you are warm inside and out, perhaps made of sunshine one might ask? but I can see you are as weary and worn as the hero you so desperately cling to. your purpose is to serve? Is it not? it's those moments of undying loyalty that make your bones ring true with honor. "I am right beside you," you whisper, for unlike the ones who lie through their teeth you will be with your ally through joy, through heart ache, through death. it is a difficult thing to gain your trust back if one has shattered it though, you are forgiving yes? you give many chances, but alas, one can only look away from a wrong doing so long. you can't exactly turn your other cheek as once wrings a blade through your middle. you are made of a steadfast heartbeat and a tired, knowing smile. you bring solace to the aching, and comfort to the wronged. but what happens when your protagonist loses? what happens when your valiant heroes fail you? will you pick up a sword and vanquish their enemy or will you wait patiently for yet another savior to appear and save the day? one must live long enough to see their heroes die. but are you brave enough to take their place? the only strings that bind you to your oaths of subservience are your own doubts. "am I good enough?" they whisper in your ears. you answer that yourself love. for the only difference between the paladin and the stable boy are mettle. it is not the question of can you be a hero. it is simply, will you be?
tagged by the incredible: @ourpretender ! tagging: anyone who would like to.
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xjustakay · 6 months
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i asked my therapist today what a grippy sock vacation looks like these days and she looked at me for a second and was like “is that what we’re going for?” and the silence that followed for like almost a whole minute was so loud
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haechannabelle · 8 months
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thinking about them…….
hwanwoong and leedo…………..
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locamotivednp · 2 months
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BTW a new vampire weekend album and glass animal single both coming out last week was a personal attack on my mental health.
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kingofanemptyworld · 2 months
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Nobara and Yuuji are doing great with this whole body swapping thing, don’t even worry about it
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rosicheeks · 2 years
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✨My toxic trait is I don’t understand time and I’m always late✨
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wow-an-unfunny-joke · 2 months
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I took my medicine for the first time in months
I have a habit of not connecting the medicine to the symptoms so it kinda passes me how the medicine is helping
But I feel horrid and my head is empty and I’ve gotten so much done and I finished this fanfic and I want to throw my phone at the wall and I have nothings to do and aaakskkdkekwkdkfjjekwks
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wickeddove · 8 months
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Just over here, buried in 12” of snow. It’s fine. We’re fine. This is all fine.
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enderspawn · 1 year
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if I didn’t have dnd tonight and I wasn’t the DM, I would just go full autism and make a Comprehensive Analysis of tumblrs various types of Guys and how they break down but unfortunately i Need to use time to “”plan”” things
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yuribalisms · 1 year
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For some godforsaken reason my job made me…. Almost exclusively a closer with the occasional mid shift…. Come in at seven this morning….. I am literally so exhausted I slept like maybe three hours last night and ofc when I’m struggling to get enough sleep anyways is when the stupid ass cats decide to meow all night and run around the apartment and I could hear my roommate up and moving around like ten times I am 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 I feel like shit it is going to be a miserable day
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