#and also myself and my intelligent misty grey eyes and offputting demeanour and beautiful silvery hair. all things mentioned multiple times

[evilweasel]

does anyone wanna know about my self insert fanfiction I wrote when I was 11 about A Little Princess. By Francis Hodgson Burnett. Written in 1905. Where I was a time travelling vampire princess.

#and GUESS WHAT #me and sara crewe??? besties #sara was SO intrigued by this new person who came to the seminary. who are they. where did they come from #i described myself as having a “quiet and intelligent” voice. i cannot #btw all i said was “hello”. but quietly. and intelligently #ooouhhh im so mysterious i take lessons by private tutor and am never seen....... sara's so confused and intrigued..... #and then i overhear her telling a story one day and im like “wow you kind of suck. wheres the action and tension?” #and sara is so offended shes like “i want to tell stories about beautiful things” and im like “yeah ofc YOU would” #and then she kinda has a grudge against me except shes too polite to hold grudges so shes just vaguely annoyed whenever im in a room #i mention her cool brown eyes meeting my misty grey ones like. every other paragraph #and then she walks in on me feeding from a DEAD BODY from the MORGUE which are the SECRET PACKAGES ive been taking in my room the WHOLE TIME #im feasting on an ARM and then i have to lock her in my room and swear her not to tell the other children #and she thinks im evil at first and then realises im good and that i had a point actually about her stories and is flattered i think shes as #beautiful as the stories she tells #in hindsight this is the gayest thing ive ever written. mad crushing on sara crewe #and also myself and my intelligent misty grey eyes and offputting demeanour and beautiful silvery hair. all things mentioned multiple times #im actually so disappointed i didnt write more #also. the entire fic my name was Sapphire #very period very 1800s slay. self insert is doing a great job at fitting in #i sucked so bad at naming characters. thats not even the worst one. the worst one i cannot disclose #weasel words