#and greg would ofc laugh in that uncomfortable way that he does bc he thinks tom is making a jab at his masculinity

[danothan]

i wanna do succession handcanons (bc ofc i do) but i also realized that i have never and will never get anywhere close to wealth to even guess the way rich ppl dress or keep up their appearances. would they all regularly get manicures

#succ #danbles #i would love to make this one a bit more collaborative since i feel like i dont understand succession as well as my usual hypfixes #too serious + i dont have a wealth consultant + im not at s3 yet #but i wouldve def made tom the most likely to get a manicure out of everyone #idk i dunno how rich ppl work so feel free to chime in #but he makes me think of those guys that come into a salon and dont know what to expect #so when i ask them if they want their nails polished they always think im joking (it’s not 2007 anymore guys 😭) #and then i explain we have clear polish if they’re apprehensive abt colors #and that always gets their attention bc theyre like hmmm… that Would be shiny #and im like hell yeah youre already here might as well treat yourself! #anyway i think thats what tom’s first salon experience was like and now he always goes clear polish #sorry this turned into like a tom self-insert concept is it so bad to wanna hold his hand 😒 #as for greg… i can see them going to a salon together (forced by tom) and tom giving him this exact rundown ive just given you #and greg would ofc laugh in that uncomfortable way that he does bc he thinks tom is making a jab at his masculinity #and yk he’s younger and more Hip with the kids but he doesn’t know tom’s intentions by asking #which tbf are muddied as hell #bc yes it’s a jab but also grow up man it’s 2022 guys get their nails done all the time #it’d be in that way where tom does say AND mean it as a jest but get fully offended when greg interprets it as such #so i guess what im saying is that up-to-date greg might also have clear polish?? #but not like tom’s bc greg’s is already chipping due to his fidgeting + forgetting they were even polished #im gonna go out on a limb and say kendall roman and maybe connor dont care #they prob get manis (unlike tom they wouldnt go to a salon they’d have their own personal nail techs) but not polish #bc you can also keep your nails shiny without polish by buffing them #ohhh my god but tom would still choose the polish. he would still choose. wait hold on i need a second #and greg would ask why he has to get them painted like can’t he just get them buffed instead #like theyre always chipping and it ends up just looking worse #and tom is like wth man i thought we were in this together. not my fault you can’t take care of your hands. #jfc that was a lot of tags ​i hope you guys enjoyed getting a glimpse of my handcanon-making process