#and how Lancer already has adopted some of Rouxls’ strange and particular vernacular and eats worms

[deadbeatdadjokes]

Rouxls does not give a fuck if Lancer swears btw have y’all heard that man??? for all we know Lancer got it from HIM bc he sure as hell ain’t hangin out with his father often enough to adopt that behavior he probably thinks it is really funny and swears on purpose around him to the point where Spade had to implement some sort of convoluted tier system just to get him to stop bc he couldn’t take Lancer busting into the strategy meetings yelling “WHATS UP FUCKERS” at the top of his lungs

#deltarune is a sitcom actually #no but in all seriousness y’all know how little kids pick up habits from the authority figures they look up to/spend the most time with?? #and how Lancer already has adopted some of Rouxls’ strange and particular vernacular and eats worms #and makes signs something something calligraphy #rouxls’s fuckin Saturday morning cartoon villain catchphrase has a swear in it #you can’t tell me Lancer doesnt also want in on that (he is. the ONLY one but still) #also since he only seems about 50% interested in raising him properly for now he would definitely think it’s hilarious #y’all can’t change my mind on this he would not even scold him he would probably teach him ridiculous sea shanties just for the hell of it #deltarune #rouxls kaard #lancer deltarune #*vehemently wonders what things would be like if Lancer had a normal upbringing even just a little* #*bitcrushed explosion.png* #he only really gets onto Lancer about things to cover his own ass #mostly